Forum:Houston, we don't have a problem, but these guys sure do

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There are two forum topics about "leaving Uncyclopedia" at the time of this writing, one serious and the other joking. This is ridiculously almost-depressing and downright <insert adjective of your choice here>. Now, you can do the Inca Rain Dance if you want to, but it won't change the fact that we need something new, exciting, and pointless to babble about. In fact, there is a need for utterly gratuitous and over-the-top promotional activities.

So to get things started, you have the following three categories to fill with your mindless tripe. Enjoy. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:17, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Sort of like MadLibs, but different!

I'm going to use several random word templates, and you have to construct a comment below (it may contain more than one sentence) using the words that appear for you:

Sparta, naked, untie, Sparta, writing

Go!

• The cute philosopher received a blessing of a frozen hybrid engine. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:38, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
• The nostril proved a good hostel from the bomb maturing out in the lazy plain. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:22, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• The remarkable extension cord wanted to wash the optimizing mitten. --THE 00:24, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• Electrified mocha chinchilla heard the dubious crinkle of a pen suffocating. Allegedly. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• I must make the sanctifying sacrifice of a bimbo to my mysterious and powerful computer (the mystery of which is only exceeded by its power). --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:18, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
• A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:13, Nov 25
• What a mystifying affiliate person, so supportive of the universal bank robbery! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  03:37, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

• The luminous Olipro admonished the name brand soup, while optimizing its homology.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:20, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

The Owl navigated the autobiography across the cave with the help of a map, while the vacuum cleaner swallowed the foul Owl through his trunk, convincingly. --123.176.41.134 04:39, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You see, here at the factory, before we start suffocating an intransigent businessman, we make him construct a crab cake. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:11, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

• The writing Sparta unties the naked Sparta. Frequently. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:48, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• He stirred up a lot of conflict by sacrificing a padlock for an exotic VCR. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 17:09, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• Paper, land extelligence. Tentative thinkers are broken, like goats in the waves. RabbiTechno 18:40, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• After belittlin' & curin' DiZtheGreat, I was mollify to be havin' lasagna for lunch with the bloody gobshite.
• The offensive ninja couldn't hear the bubbling polyethylene until it exploded. --YeOldeLuke 22:19, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• The obscure REM singer, ate a vibrating egg, whilst deliberating the option of recollecting the trash from the Panda. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 16:45, Dec 4

Role-playing

Here, you must replace your username with the name of someone you believe you can role-play in a suitably humorous manner. Instead of using four tildes to sign in this section, fill in your name as [[User:Your Username|Whatever role you choose]] and add five tildes for a timestamp.

Now that you have your role, here is the situation you start off in: You are all on the moon, inside a science fiction-ish biodome/greenhouse. You've been in there for two weeks, with only one television set and a crummy stereo system.

Go!

• (Masturbates) -- Olipro 20:55, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Crafts a Rifle out of scratch and start shooting things) High Gen. Grue
• (IRAQATTACK IRAQATTACK IRAQATTACK IRAQATTACK) -- IRAQATTACK 21:37, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Starts asking various moon rocks and other inanimate objects to vote on VFH) -- Ljlego 00:25, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (I'm really not very good at this sort of thing) -- Modusoperandi 00:40, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Cannot play as he is too busy with Youtube Poop) --General Insineratehymn 00:43, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Huffs the moon) --Famine 03:41, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Posts a massive response to this post in the above section with the help of "Subst" extension) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:08, Nov 25
• {KILL PAULY SHORE) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:18, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Leo is Potter)-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:22, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
• (i maed a yuky doody) --Yellow 130. 20:23, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
• (GET OUT OF MY STORE!) --Tom mayfair 20:43, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron.) --Zombiebaron. 13:45, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Creates 4 articles, 8 templates and 5 pee reviews, in 37 different colors and sizes, on a piece of moon rock) --Cajek 15:01, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• Mandy36-24-36, Corrective Treatments for Discrete Businessmen, Tuesdays 8pm-8am, out-calls only RabbiTechno 18:45, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• (Meh) -- sannse (talk) 01:45, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• (no fucking swareing!!!1!1) --Fukshitfuk 22:25, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

This BHOP topic is lame

Talk about how pathetically bored Cainad must have been to make this dumb topic, knowing full well that you would have done the same, hypocrites. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:17, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

How pathetically bored must Cainad have been to make this dumb forum topic? Although I know full well I would have done the same, since I am a hypocrite. Can I go now? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:15, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, and take your smartass literal interpretations with you. Hmph! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:45, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You think I was joking? I wasn't. A guy's gotta eat. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:59 Nov 25, 2007

I wasn't joking, either. I made sammiches. Okay, so I made a sammich. It was a chicken sammich with swiss cheese and Tabasco sauce. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  02:56, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You only have one sammich? Loser. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 13:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Ahh, but it was tasty. Does that make up for the fact that I have none for you? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  20:08, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

You are a loser because I have two. And you now have none. Loser. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 20:41, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll see your two sammiches and raise you a pecan pie for desert. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  21:12, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I hate pie. I prefer pi. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 12:00, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll give you a pi for your pie! --YeOldeLuke 22:40, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

If you made me a pi pie, I'd probably not touch it. I got a thing against mathematical constants. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  20:49, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

If You Were Going to Leave Uncyclopedia Permanently, how Would you Announce it?

• AW SHIT!!!! THERE'S A MAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!! --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:17, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

• "Famine won't leave my house"? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:34, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

• Make yet another useless convention in Annapolis and announce it there. ~ 13:22, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• My mum says I have to go in for my tea now. RabbiTechno 18:47, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• I'm offing myself this afternoon...with SAVINGS!! </STM> ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  21:01, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
• I'd replace my userpage with "/me END." It would be kwite dramatic. --THE 00:21, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• By writing "FU Uncyclopedia!" in the middle of Invesco Field. I would use a more notable location, but I'm lazy and Denver is only 20 minutes from my house. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:15, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• Alternately, I would worm my way into Wikipedia, work for a few weeks to become another one of the thousands of admins, replace the Uncyclopedia page with my announcement, protect it, and sit giggling until it gets reverted two minutes later. I would then become extremely grumpy, go to Uncyclopedia to make a forum topic about it, see a few pages in the process, and realize why I like this place. Then <insert name here> would do something stupid again and I'd leave. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:15, 28 November 2007 (UTC) I seriously couldn't resist using it. It works too well.
• I'd leave quietly and without making any sort of fuss, probably by gradually reducing the number of times I contribute over a period of a month. I'd check in to keep up with the new stuff every few weeks, but without making any edits. Then, a year later, I'd start up again as if nothing had happened. Anybody who asked why I left would receive no response, and any "welcome back" statements would receive a simple thanks. It would be hilarious. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:36, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• I ran out of Paxil again. This makes the 3^rd time. I told myself that this wouldn't happen again. I know you all have a hand in this! The women in my head tell me so... I forgot I was still here.
• I'd replace the Welcome! on Template:Welcome with SO LONG, SUCKAS!!! --YeOldeLuke 22:35, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
• Kidnap a B'crat and hold him/her for ransom. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:43, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
• Set up a flock of bots to replace every page with "LOL DONGS EUGENEKAY QUITS UNCYCLOPEDIA"     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:09, 9 December 2007 (UTC)