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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!    t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:36, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

LOL! I love the Calvin picture! VFP! --PiOfFive 16:51, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Is the name a reference to Supertroll?

Well is it? -Not Diablo 03:00, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

It wasn't intended to be, but it might as well be. From now on, it is. ALL HAIL SUPERTROLL!!! ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:04, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

NRV usage

Thank you for finding those bad articles. However, the method of deletion isn't completely based on quality. Please read the deletion policy before you NRV articles. Some of the articles you NRV'd were made last year. Those article should be nominated in VFD, or right now, listed on this page. You can find out when an article was made by looking at the edit history. --Sbluen 22:10, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

I listed those two articles on Uncyclopedia:Forest_Fire_Week. But next time, you should follow the deletion policy. --Sbluen 00:07, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Ok, thanks for correcting the ignorant mistakes of a lowly n00b such as I. ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:08, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

...and starring, Me

Thanks for the star! I'll keep it under my pillow every night. --So So 05:02, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I was actually surprised you haven't been given anything until now. Thanks for writing some of my favorites! ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 18:05, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Wise beyond your edits

Bravo on adding a link to your crap on my famous article. I did that all the time back in the day, putting links to my articles on articles with more traffic. You'll go far here, kid

Savethemooses has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

• Wow! Thanks for the cookie. I promptly ate it, and I must say, 'twas quite delectable. Keep up the not-crap work! ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

i hat j00!!!!!!!!!!!!

j00 ruin ma arctile on gnarlds barlkyz!!!!!!!11! --Johnathon 23:23, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

• First, if you are intentionally typing wrong, stop. Its not funny, and if you do it to an admin, he may ban you. Second, I didn't "ruin" your article on Gnarls Barkley. I did add the NRV template, though, which means that the page is either too short or just not funny. You have seven days to improve it to either a suitable length or make it funny. Please see UN:HTBFANJS. ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

A lil' question

Are there, in any way, some sorta template thingy I could give you because I like your name?  –              Smiddle             

Ummm... I guess you could always give me a default ninjastar or cookie, or make up an award for having a cool name. I like your forum thing, by the way. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A22:15, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Whoops, I used my forum thing on a talk page... but here you get a cookie.

Smiddle has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the cookie! I don't really mind that you used the forum thing. That's pretty cool, actually. Would be handy for a potential rewrite of Forum. Or you could make a new article called internet forum or something. Or you could choose not to. The choice is yours! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 18:21, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Yes, and sorry for being a fucktard and asking you instead of saying "NOBODY EXPECTS A COOKIE!!". mmkaybi --%D0%85m%D1%96ddl%D0%B5 / T - C 19:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Copy this code to your user page:

<poll
Do my name rock?
1 Hell yes
2 Umm...no

 –              Smiddle             

Thanks! I accept the towelie and implemented the poll. Be sure to vote! (For me, that is) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:56, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Nine Inch Nails

If people go for your rewrite instead of trashing, a few suggestions that might make an already funny article better:

• Include the other albums. Between Broken and TDS, Trent's friends made a valiant attempt to repair the broken razors, and while most critics applauded their Fixed efforts, sales were still disappointingly low. After TDS, his friends attempted to help again, but this only drove him Further Down the Spiral. Despairing at the failure of his jingles, Trent turned to a series of infomercials called Closure. After Fragile, some joke about Things Falling Apart. And then And All There Could Have Been and Still. I can't think of good jokes for most of these, but there's gotta be something.
• Nothing was a sublabel of first Wax Trax/TVT, then Interscope. You could parallel this in the shaver business if you can come up with something funny about first Norelco then Remington attempting to appeal to younger shavers by distributing Trent's products.
• Something about his... er, friendly rivalry with Pigface over the song "Suck" might fit. Ogre dressing up as Trent (crouching down and wearing a cheesy halo) and leading the crowd in "Trent sucks sucks!" was the silliest thing I ever saw. But I keep thinking of vacuum cleaners, and it's not funny.
• Marilyn Manson should come later in the history (and maybe be expanded beyond a one-liner). In the PHM era, Tori Amos was his only friend.
• The "far too advanced for your feeble mind" line seems to stick out; it doesn't quite fit the tone of the rest of the article. A few other places where the first person is used ("we're not sure") also feel wrong.
• Has Trent really ever needed a shave? I've seen him after three weeks in isolation, which I'm pretty sure was shave-free (it was certainly shower-free), and he had a bit of stubble. Tori Amos, on the other hand--I can see her going through a lot of razors....

Yeah, lots of vague suggestions, and not one damn line of funny you can use. But as I said, the article's already good, so anything you can do with these ideas is just extra bonus gravy dessert. Anyway, good luck; I hope everyone else changes their votes. --Falcotron 06:58, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

• Lol, those are pretty good. I especially like how you managed to reference his remix albums, something I failed to do. My article is rather pointless, as I happened to randomly think of most of it whilst noticing the similarities between the words "Reznor" and "Razor", so I appreciate the help. I'll probably copy-paste my article after the current one gets deleted, and I'll make sure to add in your ideas. Once again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A21:58, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Pronunciation of your Name

Is the "Æ" in your name silent? --EMC ^[TALK] 18:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

• Erm... Uh... You see... There is no official pronunciation, actually. In fact, I haven't even memorized it, nor do I know how to type them with a standard keyboard. For the first symbol it's like Alt-1138... aw, forget it. I have to copy-paste it to log in. I was blocked on wikipedia for using a much shorter version of the same name: link. So yeah, that's my life story. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:21, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:46, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting for me in UotM. I'm glad you did, even though you were the only person to do so besides the nominater, because now I know that at least one other person appreciates my work on Uncyclopedia. --Sbluen 04:32, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm also gonna thank you for the vote on Some native american with smallpox to make featured...apparently, no one else liked it and a lot outright hated it... Thanks!--Ginchael 01:18, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Wow, thanks for the cookie. Uh...You shouldn't give me credit for the My First Necronomicon, though...someone REALLY editted that before it was featured. Thanks though...--Ginchael 00:21, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

No, seriously, you deserve it greatly. You've made a ton of genuinely good edits to Uncyclopedia, and your writing can only improve. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:29, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, of course I was gonna vote for you. You're Modusoperandi. Plus, American Fundie Magazine is brilliant. Not voting for you would be like... like Nintendorulez not hating Euroipods. Or Col.swordman not hating on Benson. 'Twas merely destiny. Here's to hoping you have more VFH wins in the future! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:51, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. It's good to know that there's a user named Squiggle in my corner.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:59, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

VFH vote

This vote was pretty lame. —rc (t) 20:44, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

No, seriously. That is what I thought of the article. How is it lame? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:45, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Because it put your own article ahead of Hermaphrodite in the vote count. Isn't that just a bit suspicious? I have no connection to Hermaphrodite, by the way. I haven't read it (or HowTo:Skip School, for that matter). I just find it rather convenient that yours was the vote (cast over a month after the article was actually nommed) that dropped Hermy out of first. —rc (t) 22:51, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I see now that Sir Cornbread also voted against your article when it was at +13.5 and gaining fast. So I suppose you're even. —rc (t) 22:56, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

I realized that it would look like that when I voted for it. And yes, it did put my article ahead. However, I also just voted for Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test, because I liked that article, an act which tied it with my own article. While that vote did look suspicious (I don't care if Hermaphrodite is featured before mine anyway; it has lots of support, and probably will win within the next couple of days anywho), that was simply my opinion of Hermaphrodite as an article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:02, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

No prob.

It's a great article. Much better than I could ever do Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:35, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

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HowTo:Skip School

No problem on voting for it. It made me laugh pretty much constantly, which was more any of the other articles in the lead could say. Congratulations on the feature, by the way. --SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! - 16:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Yay, someone actually posted on my talk page! :D
Anyway, it was a good article. Congrats on getting featured! --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 20:40, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the pic! Here you go! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:55, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

Sweet, Cornbread! Thanks for the sweet cornbread! Now where did I put the stewed goose and onion pie... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:58, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

I don't think you should have NRV'd that....

Arthropods looked like it took a while to create, it was linked to and nearly 4x the size of the other articles you NRV'd, squiggle, I don't really think that after putting a lot of work into something it should quickly be stamped with "NO redeeming value." I'd be quit upset if that happened to an article I writ (just did one a half hour ago), so I'm speaking on behalf of the anon IP here squiggle.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:25, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Errr, probably true. I did happen to see your article in there, by the way. Big Dub Objects, or something of the like. I'll go over that article again and see if it really is NRV-worthy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:29, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

OK, NRV removed, but I leave the article in your care. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:31, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Kay, I know it has some redeeming value, which is why I beeped you. But I'll spruce it up and tidy it, thanks for caring!--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:34, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

My Evil Article!

I managed to rework it and change it around to fit the theme of the article. It wasn't quite in the style needed, and gave away the joke.. The whole trick is subtlety. Thanks for the help though, I managed to add a section thanks to your groundwork!--Theo 12:18, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

NRVs

Just a friendly reminder that we are trying to use {{ICU}} with a message to the user now, rather than the old {{NRV}}. Thanks. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:14, 17 October 2006 (PDT)

Ah, Ok. Wasn't aware of that, but I suppose I am now. No more excuses. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction a better direction a direction! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:19, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

The Bureaucracy Channel

So, what's it missing? So far it's just been Tooltroll encouraging me, me editing, and Hardwick pitching in to magik up the place. That's a mere three minds; not one of which is a squiggle. What are you not feeling? Is it the lack of full frontal nudity or is it that there's too much full frontal nudity? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

There was full frontal nudity? :) No, I just kinda think it is doesn't feel completed; The groundwork is totally there, but it needs more sections in the way of paragraph form. The intro is well written, and the listings are funny, but together they feel bare and, while funny, not as exceptional as American Fundie Magazine or HMS Potatore. Note that I gave a Weak Against; I'll probably change my mind. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:51, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm between a rock and a hard place here; it's dry already and if extended further it risks becoming like, oh I don't know, my job. Someone at a party made the mistake of asking me "So, what do you do?" and, after about thirty seconds or so of my lurid, nay pornographic description, I saw her eyes glaze over as she was overcome by the sheer blahness of bureaucracy. It's like joy repellent. I chose to play it safe and kept the page short and tight, with only a minimum of the repetition that bureaucracy so enjoys. Incidentally, when I can't sleep, I find it eases the walk into slumberland to count staplers.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:04, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Fine; you've swayed me. I probably would have voted for in the first place if everything else you've made in comparison wasn't so damned good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:12, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

And, if you've the time, glance over Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire and review it at Pee Review. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:15, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Sure. One last thing. I converted the "listy" bits to tables. Can you lend an opinion? I liked it better before; but as I'm a maker of fugly pages I need a second opinion.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:36, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Disregard, it was too tabley. T'would appear that it's damned no matter what.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:44, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I like the tabley version. It's more organized and hopelessly bureaucratic, yet accomplished both seperately. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Sure. I've changed it back. It was too much work to just let it pass, anyway.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

POTM

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:40, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Game:20 Questions

This is going to take forever, but I'm having loads of fun with it...:) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 13:11, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I can imagine... But I really appreciate the help! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:09, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank You ^_^

THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!'' You Are A True Comrade ~Premier Tom Mayfair

This user raises their own chickenbox.

The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ 00:01, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I kinda owed it to you to vote for you, seeing how you vote for my crap all the time. Also, it's a really, really cool image. Keep up the good work! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:17, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Hehestereststssss

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

There y'go.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 03:29, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian's Song

Now with AUDIO!!!

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:57, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Kick Ass! I'm nominating that at VFH. I don't care what they say. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:27, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Can you give me constructive criticism?

Hiya Squiggle! Can you aid me? I would really like getting one of my articles here[[1]] featured...eventually. But I'm not sure of which is the best. Could you pick the top 3 I wrote (in your opinion), and give me some constructive criticism on getting them better please? I would really like your help.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:05, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

n00b

Hey thanks for that, though it seems I have no chance to win it, hehehe. Take care -- It's gneomI 09:26, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Hobo Story

When are you going to finish up that hobo story?! --EMC ^[TALK] 06:27, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

At this point? Probably... never. Didn't work, I can't write novels. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:29, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

In that case, I'm going to steal it and hopefully I'll do some work on it. One of these days, my friend, one of these days. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:20, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Fine, BUT if it is ever featured or wins an award or whatever, I get partial credit. Deal? Deal. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:01, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice

Someone moved this to Fair trade Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice. Didn't know if you were aware, but for the author of this fine article, you ought to be.--Procopius 17:06, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

I was not aware, and I moved it back to its original title. Thanks for the message! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:04, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

thåhk ¥øü šõ mû¢H

Hey, congratulations!!! For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

Thanks again, I hope your computer can read unicode. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:00, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

If anyone's computer can read unicode, mine can. Thanks for writing a great article... er, UnBook... that I would vote for! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Make a Band

HowTo:Make a Band
1 week on Pee Review, what do you think of it? --—Braydie 14:40, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I think it's ready for the big leagues. In fact, I'll nom it there right now. Good job, man! Also, do me a favor and look this over, no ones read it so far. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:20, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

NotM

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:31, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the cookie! Even though you shouldn't have to thank me for it. You totally deserved it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:18, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Another Award

For your valiant work in nominating me for writer of the month. Without your help, I would only be writer of the month in my own mind. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:52, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem man. You sorely deserve this one, and it's a shame you hadn't been recognized yet. You'll probably win it, too. No if you'll excuse me, I have to remove the template from my talk page because it's screwing up the layout. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:48, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Joke

Knock, knock. Csm.grfD (Native American laughing) 06:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

... Who's there? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:06, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

WotM Congrats

Congratulations on a well deserved win. I'd be green with jealousy, but I just got finished digging my car out of the snow (after a bout of rain) and I'm more pale than green, with a sore back. Also, I've got a shooting pain down one arm. I'm pretty sure it's a heart attack. Mixed with jealousy. Just a little. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm green too. . . But I'm a troll, so that's perfectly normal. I'm also a procrastinator, so I never got around to voting for you. I'll congratulate you later, ok?  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:46, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks guys! Well, for me both the nomination and actual winning were a huge surprise. I didn't think that many people would vote for me over, say, Modus, or Composure1. Either way, both of you guys have done a really good job over the past few months :). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:52, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Congrats on this --—Braydie 15:54, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

• I'll join the parade of congrats. I voted for the other guy, but thankfully we've got a wealth of good writers 'round here. On another note -- you're thirteen? Your work led me to think you were in college or beyond.--Procopius 15:48, 2 December 2006 (UTC)