User talk:Smiddle

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BAM!!

NOBODY EXPECTS A COOKIE!! For coolness. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:25, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I did not expect that.  –              Smiddle             

Your Sig

We are happy for people to play around with their sigs to a certain degree, but yours is not acceptable. Please change it to a single line signature, in the style of everyone else here. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

mmkay --%D0%85m%D1%96ddl%D0%B5 / T - C 12:14, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Let me second that. I was debating just banning you because it was so obnoxious, but I decided to see if anyone else was complaining first. Take your creative sig and squash it into one line, please. It destroys pages as it is now. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:51, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

And to be clear, my primary irritation is User:smiddle/forum. But the purpose of a sig is to identify who posted a comment, so your sig above is not inherently useful either. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:55, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

I use the forum thing in forum pages. I use my sig in talk pages. --14:56, 27 August 2006 (UTC)  –              Smiddle             

Sorry my mistake, its the thing you are using in the Forum that I was talking about. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'd like to third that your forum thing is unbelievably annoying. Very clever, however.--<<>> 19:47, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

How!? --%D0%85m%D1%96ddl%D0%B5 / T - C 20:11, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

I was going to threaten you with a ban for your forum thing. I advise that you quit using it and go to a normal signature before I run out of n00b-endurance juice. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:36, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Listen to these people, dude - your table thingy is driving everyone nuts. -- The Colonel (talk) 04:56, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Damn. :(  –              Smiddle             

blah

ha, i get it, disregard anything ever that anyone has said (other than people that you need to regard)--Kalamoona 03:12, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

What? On that text size Thread? I just picked some random word.  –              Smiddle             

On behalf of my Dutch tug-of-war [1] you could be very helpfull to explain how you managed to install your fine signature. With oval greeetings, Ikke 11:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks a lot.

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

And a Happy New Year. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you too.  –              Smiddle             

!KROB

I am very sorry to inform the honourable user Smiddle who wrote the "BORK!" message on my talk page that I am not in fact Swedish - though I have lived in Uppsala for seven months in my far-away childhood. That is the reason why I know a few of the commonly used Swedish words and phrases, e.g.

• Bork, bork, bork!
• Jag inte spara svenska
• Monti Python och Holig Skål
• Jag vill ha inte någon bil!

(sorry for any spelling errors)

You are welcome to visit my real userpage: User:QXZ. (The "ffjnk" account, and the "Ynkikklopadja syx!" thing, was made to rip off one of Tove Jansson's characters.)

Hej då, --QXZ 07:54, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Yup I get it.  –              Smiddle              15:39, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

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what do you mean by what did i change --72.27.172.229 14:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)Duvi

(You're an IP. If you're Duvi, then) you uploaded a new version of image:LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif. Did you change anything?  –              Smiddle              10:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Croatian Neciklopedija

Croatian Uncyclopedia is deleted. Why?--Hrvat 15:39, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't know what has happened. That was just a guess. Perhaps you can ask Carlb (owner of Uncyclomedia).  –              Smiddle              18:42, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Free bob the builder tokens!

There is a page called Free bob the builder tokens! It is based on the article in spamapedia. I wan't sum.--Dummmmmmy 21:38, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I agree

Admins, YOU SUCK for protecting my article! SUCK SUCK SUCK! "Weird Al" Yankovic 20:14, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Spanish-American War, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!