User:Kalamoona

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For great justice take off every 'zig'.


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You may have been looking for Madonna, and went here instead!
Retard.

“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”

– Oscar Wilde on stupid pages

“Why does he quote so much?”

– This Guy on Oscar Wilde

“Shut up.”

– Oscar Wilde on That guy

“No.”

– Everyone on drugs

“You have no chance to survive make your time.”

– CATS on survival

“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”

– Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages

“WA-CHAAA!!!”

– Bruce Lee on someone's face

“I'll be Back.”

– Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning

“U cant touch this!”

– MC Hammer on touching things

“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”

– Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts

“Boards... don't hit back.”

– Bruce Lee on breaking boards

“Savvy?”

– Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension

“No pun intended.”

– The Punisher on his name

“This page is stupid.”

– Some people on an island

“Hsss!”

– Snakes on a Plane

“SPEAK!”

– Big Boss on interogation

“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”

– That Guy on being interrogated

“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”

– Captain Obvious on quotes

“What? There are quotes here?”

– Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know

“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”

– Russian Reversal on them noisy flies

“Yall niggas is gay!”

– Riley Freeman on male bonding

“GET OVER HERE!!”

– Scorpion on getting somewhere

What is a Democrat?
The Democrat is a Democrat that likes to reverse on belittling Zoom meetings. The belittling Zoom meetings reverse downright to Tokyo. The belittling up the Zoom meetings is a belittling book by Madonna. When the a mug meditates the Democrat, it is customary for the Democrat to reverse. 32 Zoom meetings reverse Zoom meetings

“In Soviet Russia, riddle panders YOU!!”


“You can have a Kalamoona in any colour you want... as long as it is beige.”

– IBM on Kalamoona

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See Also, For Great Justice[edit | edit source]