User:Kalamoona
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Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
You may have been looking for Bill Bennett, and went here instead!
Retard.
“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
– Oscar Wilde on stupid pages
“Why does he quote so much?”
– This Guy on Oscar Wilde
“Shut up.”
– Oscar Wilde on That guy
“No.”
– Everyone on drugs
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
– CATS on survival
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
– Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages
“WA-CHAAA!!!”
– Bruce Lee on someone's face
“I'll be Back.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning
“U cant touch this!”
– MC Hammer on touching things
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
– Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts
“Boards... don't hit back.”
– Bruce Lee on breaking boards
“Savvy?”
– Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension
“No pun intended.”
– The Punisher on his name
“This page is stupid.”
– Some people on an island
“Hsss!”
– Snakes on a Plane
“SPEAK!”
– Big Boss on interogation
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
– That Guy on being interrogated
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
– Captain Obvious on quotes
“What? There are quotes here?”
– Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on them noisy flies
“Yall niggas is gay!”
– Riley Freeman on male bonding
“GET OVER HERE!!”
– Scorpion on getting somewhere
What is a cartilage?
The cartilage is a cartilage that likes to deteriorate on medieval homologies. The medieval homologies deteriorate coarsely to Crow Kingdom. The medieval excluding the homologies is a medieval book by Bill Bennett. When the a flatulence deters the cartilage, it is customary for the cartilage to deteriorate. 96 homologies deteriorate homologies
“In Soviet Russia, deviant graphitises YOU!!”
“Do not ask what your Kalamoona can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Kalamoona.”
– John F. Kennedy on Kalamoona
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Messages[edit | edit source]
- Seven days...You have seven days before Bayman comes...
- Random links are teaming up to insult you
- What you say!!
- Death is upon you
- I guessed who edited my page
- My name is Ed
- What did you say?
- I said there's too many mother***in' snakes on this mother****in' plane!
- Metal Gear...
- A Life means you got a 1 up
- It also means Big Boss spared it
- Who let the dogs out?
- Me
- You cant touch this!
See Also, For Great Justice[edit | edit source]
- Bayman
- Big Boss
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Bruce Lee
- Solid Snake
- Russian Reversal
- All your base are belong to us
- Zinedine Zidane
- Mad Libs
- User:MacLeod