User:Kalamoona

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Solid Snake has decided not to kill you. Hell, you get another life! So long as you don't fill this article up with pointless drivel.



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For great justice take off every 'zig'.


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You may have been looking for Madonna, and went here instead!
Retard.

“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”

~ Oscar Wilde on stupid pages

“Why does he quote so much?”

~ This Guy on Oscar Wilde

“Shut up.”

~ Oscar Wilde on That guy

“No.”

~ Everyone on drugs

“You have no chance to survive make your time.”

~ CATS on survival

“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”

~ Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages

“WA-CHAAA!!!”

~ Bruce Lee on someone's face

“I'll be Back.”

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning

“U cant touch this!”

~ MC Hammer on touching things

“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”

~ Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts

“Boards... don't hit back.”

~ Bruce Lee on breaking boards

“Savvy?”

~ Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension

“No pun intended.”

~ The Punisher on his name

“This page is stupid.”

~ Some people on an island

“Hsss!”

~ Snakes on a Plane

“SPEAK!”

~ Big Boss on interogation

“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”

~ That Guy on being interrogated

“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”

~ Captain Obvious on quotes

“What? There are quotes here?”

~ Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know

“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on them noisy flies

“Yall niggas is gay!”

~ Riley Freeman on male bonding

“GET OVER HERE!!”

~ Scorpion on getting somewhere

What is a silly?
The silly is a silly that likes to fuck on trusty parchments. The trusty parchments fuck completely to Verkhoyansk. The trusty betwixt the parchments is a trusty book by Madonna. When the a stamp freezes the silly, it is customary for the silly to fuck. 15 parchments fuck parchments

“In Soviet Russia, forest burglarises YOU!!”


“All your Kalamoona are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Kalamoona

Take off every 'Zig'.[edit | edit source]

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*BEEP*

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See Also, For Great Justice[edit | edit source]