User:Kalamoona
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Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
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“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
– Oscar Wilde on stupid pages
“Why does he quote so much?”
– This Guy on Oscar Wilde
“Shut up.”
– Oscar Wilde on That guy
“No.”
– Everyone on drugs
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
– CATS on survival
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
– Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages
“WA-CHAAA!!!”
– Bruce Lee on someone's face
“I'll be Back.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning
“U cant touch this!”
– MC Hammer on touching things
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
– Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts
“Boards... don't hit back.”
– Bruce Lee on breaking boards
“Savvy?”
– Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension
“No pun intended.”
– The Punisher on his name
“This page is stupid.”
– Some people on an island
“Hsss!”
– Snakes on a Plane
“SPEAK!”
– Big Boss on interogation
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
– That Guy on being interrogated
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
– Captain Obvious on quotes
“What? There are quotes here?”
– Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on them noisy flies
“Yall niggas is gay!”
– Riley Freeman on male bonding
“GET OVER HERE!!”
– Scorpion on getting somewhere
What is a hotdog waffle?
The hotdog waffle is a hotdog waffle that likes to masturbate on posh books. The posh books masturbate nearly to Sydney. The posh given the books is a posh book by Jennifer Lopez. When the a pile of crap announces the hotdog waffle, it is customary for the hotdog waffle to masturbate. 26 books masturbate books
“In Soviet Russia, cuddly toy spits YOU!!”
“Many times have I fantasized of raping Kalamoona.”
– Eminem on Kalamoona
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Messages[edit | edit source]
- Seven days...You have seven days before Bayman comes...
- Random links are teaming up to insult you
- What you say!!
- Death is upon you
- I guessed who edited my page
- My name is Ed
- What did you say?
- I said there's too many mother***in' snakes on this mother****in' plane!
- Metal Gear...
- A Life means you got a 1 up
- It also means Big Boss spared it
- Who let the dogs out?
- Me
- You cant touch this!
See Also, For Great Justice[edit | edit source]
- Bayman
- Big Boss
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Bruce Lee
- Solid Snake
- Russian Reversal
- All your base are belong to us
- Zinedine Zidane
- Mad Libs
- User:MacLeod