User:Turb0-Sunrise/UnGames:Onwards to Boston

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You've escaped from Ojai. (maybe) You've made it to Ketchikan. (also maybe) The world-famous writers of Uncyclopedia have gotten bored. (for the billionth time) The people on the West Coast hate you, so you have to move. (way to screw up, John!) INTRODUCING:

ONWARDS TO BOSTON

Ideas[edit | edit source]

  • Wally somewhere in the Great Lakes Region
  • Unnamed Boston Guy somewhere

Blowing up Yankee Stadium

Starts by pissing off the entire West Coast somehow

Map[edit | edit source]

A rough map of where OTB will be going (yellow signifies ferry)

Rough Journey chain[edit | edit source]

Ketch->Sitka->Skagway->Fraser, CANADA-<>Split to Bennett (death)->Main route to Cacross

Major cities[edit | edit source]

Yellowknife

Edmonton

Calgary

Flight from Edmonton to Minne via Winnepeg

Salt Lake and split off to Denver, meets at OKC, somewhere in Kansas, Omaha?