UnGames:Onwards to Boston/ketchikan
It is morning in Ketchikan and you are being hunted by a mob of angry, bloodthirsty townspeople.
When you first came into this town and started residing here, the townspeople were fine with you. They tolerated you. Some of them even liked you [citation needed].
Then you started making out with the ducks, got the deputy mayor infected by and turned into an Olula, and somehow managed to anger some evil wizard into turning several townspeople into Grues that proceeded to eat most of the citizens of Ketchikan; all while loudly proclaiming the glory of moccasins. It's not hard to see why they (at least the ones that were still alive after the Grue rampage) started to get fed up with you.
Anyway, you want to get to Boston; but right now, you are on the outskirts of Ketchikan being pursued by a horde of angry townspeople. To your left is a house and to your right is (surprise) another house. In front of you, the road you are currently running on continues out of Ketchikan.