UnGames:Onwards to Boston/MormonChurch

You decide to run straight towards the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan (located at 2900 5th avenue). However, in its place you find nothing except a memorial. This memorial, coincidentally, is dedicated to the church building itself, who has throughout its life:

• Been summoned to fall on top of an OPOSSUM
• Been turned into a shack
• As a shack, been forced to watch the entire world getting destroyed, fought over and then reset
• Gotten 9-11'd by a bunch of stupid kids from Uncyclopedia
• Gotten rebuilt again
• Been burned down "accidentally" by some m-pregnant guy
• Become the location of a rather brutal mob killing of said guy

Oh yeah, about that last one...

You Died.

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• Respawn

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