So, haven't had many orders, eh? I'll have a pineapple and an injurestar. Have it say "For being a fucking bastard asshat whore who bought a ninjastar instead of earning one the hard way." I'd also like a kick up the arse (NOT THE ASS, THE ARSE). Is six enough for that?
Lets see...As business is slow...I'll have a Personalised grue ninjastar
(Get it to say something like "For being a cheap ass bastard and buying one instead of doing something worthy of earning one" :p)
I'd like a Grue Please (Imma set it on Billcosby) I'm a member of The Grue Army (check the page for proof) I think that brings it to 50Y?
- Hey! Your Grue will be sent to you via Titanium Container on a Military Flatbed. 50 Yoinxx, with Confirmed Grue Army membership. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:39, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Hey, i'd like a Ninjastar, please. I'm a member of the Grue Army, check their recruitment page for proof. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)
02:28, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
- Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y0.5. Enjoy your Ninjastar! -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
02:32, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
Please may i have a pineapple and a freedom please. Rorozarzar 03:24, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
- Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. Enjoy your one Pineapple and one Freedom! -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
03:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
I wish for a Ninjastar and a pineapple. I am a member of both UNSOC and the Grue Army. Check both pages.
- Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y2. Enjoy your Ninjastar and pineapple! -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
14:47, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
฿ 88.50
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA
I already have it. Got to be fair though. 

06:06, 12 August 2007
I'll have one ninjastar and a pineapple. I'm in UNSOC and the Grue Army currently, and will assume the same discount that Uncyclopedian received. The amount on the check is after discounts. --Sir Starnestommy
(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:02, August 12, 2007
- Sure! UNSOC and Grue Army membership confirmed! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:41, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
I want a caged Capitalist & some famine stamps. 

08:54, 13 August 2007
฿ 60.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA
- Make it so! With discounts, your order comes out to
฿30. ;) -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
21:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
- :P


11:32, 13 August 2007
May I have a vote for my article, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, please? I am a member of both Unsoc and the Grue Army. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
- Although it's not an item in our catalog, consider it done! -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
02:28, 15 September 2007 (UTC)