User:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc/Order

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Item Orders

Place your orders for a UnCyc stuff below! Place new orders at the top. Also, if you bought an item and want to show it to all, write {{Checkitem|[item's name]|[store's name (in this case, write "UnCyc")]|[item's price]|[image]}} or nobody will believe you. Misuse of this template will end up in a ban. Don't say I didn't warn you. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:10, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

So, haven't had many orders, eh? I'll have a pineapple and an injurestar. Have it say "For being a fucking bastard asshat whore who bought a ninjastar instead of earning one the hard way." I'd also like a kick up the arse (NOT THE ASS, THE ARSE). Is six enough for that?



Lets see...As business is slow...I'll have a Personalised grue ninjastar (Get it to say something like "For being a cheap ass bastard and buying one instead of doing something worthy of earning one" :p)



I'd like a Grue Please (Imma set it on Billcosby) I'm a member of The Grue Army (check the page for proof) I think that brings it to 50Y?


Hey! Your Grue will be sent to you via Titanium Container on a Military Flatbed. 50 Yoinxx, with Confirmed Grue Army membership. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:39, 13 August 2007 (UTC)


Hey, i'd like a Ninjastar, please. I'm a member of the Grue Army, check their recruitment page for proof. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 02:28, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y0.5. Enjoy your Ninjastar! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:32, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


Please may i have a pineapple and a freedom please. Rorozarzar 03:24, 11 August 2007 (UTC)


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. Enjoy your one Pineapple and one Freedom! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I wish for a Ninjastar and a pineapple. I am a member of both UNSOC and the Grue Army. Check both pages.


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y2. Enjoy your Ninjastar and pineapple! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 14:47, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Unsoc Valjuta Han Edition.png

฿ 88.50
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I already have it. Got to be fair though. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png06:06, 12 August 2007

I'll have one ninjastar and a pineapple. I'm in UNSOC and the Grue Army currently, and will assume the same discount that Uncyclopedian received. The amount on the check is after discounts. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 23:02, August 12, 2007


Sure! UNSOC and Grue Army membership confirmed! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:41, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I want a caged Capitalist & some famine stamps. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png08:54, 13 August 2007

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฿ 60.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA
Make it so! With discounts, your order comes out to ฿30. ;) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
:P Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png11:32, 13 August 2007

May I have a vote for my article, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, please? I am a member of both Unsoc and the Grue Army. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)


Although it's not an item in our catalog, consider it done! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:28, 15 September 2007 (UTC)


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