User:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc/Order

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Place your orders for a UnCyc stuff below! Place new orders at the top. Also, if you bought an item and want to show it to all, write {{Checkitem|[item's name]|[store's name (in this case, write "UnCyc")]|[item's price]|[image]}} or nobody will believe you. Misuse of this template will end up in a ban. Don't say I didn't warn you. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:10, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

So, haven't had many orders, eh? I'll have a pineapple and an injurestar. Have it say "For being a fucking bastard asshat whore who bought a ninjastar instead of earning one the hard way." I'd also like a kick up the arse (NOT THE ASS, THE ARSE). Is six enough for that?

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Pongo Version 2 Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y15 Amount in rettels : YFarfteen
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:33, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA



Lets see...As business is slow...I'll have a Personalised grue ninjastar (Get it to say something like "For being a cheap ass bastard and buying one instead of doing something worthy of earning one" :p)

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Bonner Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y6 Amount in rettels : YSix
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) 18:02, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA



I'd like a Grue Please (Imma set it on Billcosby) I'm a member of The Grue Army (check the page for proof) I think that brings it to 50Y?

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Bonner Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y50 Amount in rettels : YFifty
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 23:25, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Hey! Your Grue will be sent to you via Titanium Container on a Military Flatbed. 50 Yoinxx, with Confirmed Grue Army membership. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:39, 13 August 2007 (UTC)


Hey, i'd like a Ninjastar, please. I'm a member of the Grue Army, check their recruitment page for proof. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 02:28, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Trar Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y1 Amount in rettels : YOne
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: -Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 02:31, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y0.5. Enjoy your Ninjastar! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:32, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


Please may i have a pineapple and a freedom please. Rorozarzar 03:24, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Rorozarzar Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y103 Amount in rettels : YOne-Hundred And Three
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: Rorozarzar 03:17, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. Enjoy your one Pineapple and one Freedom! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I wish for a Ninjastar and a pineapple. I am a member of both UNSOC and the Grue Army. Check both pages.

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Uncyclopedian Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y4-Discounts Amount in rettels : YFour minus Discounts
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Order confirmed, transaction confirmed. With discounts your order comes to Y2. Enjoy your Ninjastar and pineapple! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 14:47, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Unsoc Valjuta Han Edition.png

฿ 88.50
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I already have it. Got to be fair though. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png06:06, 12 August 2007

I'll have one ninjastar and a pineapple. I'm in UNSOC and the Grue Army currently, and will assume the same discount that Uncyclopedian received. The amount on the check is after discounts. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:02, August 12, 2007

First National Bank of Uncyclopedia
Pay to the order of: Enzo Aquarius
Amount: Two Yoinxx (Y2)
Signature: Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:02, August 12, 2007


Sure! UNSOC and Grue Army membership confirmed! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:41, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I want a caged Capitalist & some famine stamps. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png08:54, 13 August 2007

Unsoc Valjuta Jocke Edition.png

฿ 60.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA
Make it so! With discounts, your order comes out to ฿30. ;) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
:P Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png11:32, 13 August 2007

May I have a vote for my article, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, please? I am a member of both Unsoc and the Grue Army. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Necropaxx Receiver : Enzo Aquarius
Amount in numbers : Y50 - discounts Amount in rettels : Y Fifty minus discounts
{{{6}}}
Giver's signature: • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Although it's not an item in our catalog, consider it done! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:28, 15 September 2007 (UTC)


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