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Welcome to the Catalog of UnCyc, Uncyclopedia's official store for using your Yoinxx! This is a catalog of items to use on whatever page you wish, whether it be to show off in your user page, or perhaps put it up in UNSOC or the Grue Army? The possibilities are endless!
Feel free to place recommendations on this page's talk page.
Get some user to Vote for your article. We don't guarantee they'll support it, but we're throwing it out there. Y50
Get a ninjastar template! You can personalise your ninjastar for Five extra Yoinxx! Y1 Customized:Y6
Need an image? We'll try to get it made a little faster with a bit of motivation. Y50
Want a cool sig just like all the cool people? For only Y100, you can pay a professionally trained sig-maker to craft you a sig! (Note: Whoever makes the sig gets 50% for compensation)
UnCyc Pineapple - A Delicious Pineapple for you, straight from some country! Only Y3!
One Cup of Pudding - It's like it's real, only it's an image! Only Y5
Daedalus Class Battlecruiser - Straight from Stargate for your personal use. Get this vessel and you get a complementary naming as well! Includes numerous rail guns, nukes, and Asgard beam weaponry. Only Y500!
TIE Fighters for export, straight from the overhaul facilities of the Uncyclopedian military. Comes with 1 laser cannon. Y10 for one, Half-Price if you by them in bulk(20 or more)!
Advanced TIE Fighter for export, comes with more powerful engine, heavier laser cannon, better sensors, and comfortable leather interior, along with good performance. Y20 for one, Half-Price when you buy them in bulk(20 or more)!
Freedom! - Finally, you can declare that you are FREE with Freedom! Only Y100!
Get your very own Socialist TV! Pricing (This is Tom's Item)
Get an official fake Unsoc Medal, so you can feel like you actually got Party Member of the Month, only you don't gain any Valjutas...or anything like that for that matter. Only ฿850.00! (This is Jacques's Item)
Commie HDTV! Only ฿1000.00!
Get your face from here on a Valjuta for only ฿1400! (This is Jacques Item)
Get your very own caged Capitalist! He runs on money! Not a lively one, though. Never partied like the communist party. Only ฿40. Great for kids! (Jacques Item)
Get a box of Famine Stamps! Great to eat when food isn't around. ฿30 (Jacques Item)
Тетрис (Tetris) is now available for User Space only. It is a Flash Player. Keep in mind. Some people hate flash. ฿430! (This is Tom's Item)
Communist Pamphlets. Stay in the "know" with the last updates on the revolution. ฿35! (This is Tom's Item)
Castro's Select Cigars. ฿100! (This is Tom's Item)
Lenin Statue ฿200! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)
Stalin Statue ฿200! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)
Get a Light Anti-tank weapon to well, blow stuff up. Also try using it as a decoration! Ammo not incuded. C800, Y200
A Flaregun. Signal for help from the Grue Army by using these (Adding an image of the flaregun to a member's talk page, plus what you need help for.)! C12, Y3
A grue. It's really fun to have these as pets. You can and will get eaten. C400,Y100.
Get your own gun to shoot stuff with! Ammo sold elsewhere. Model is American M16 Rifle. C30, Y20
Get your very own Military Humvee! Complete with Rocket Launcher (Ammo Included). Seats 5. Perfect for blowing up your Neighbor's car. C800, Y1000
A captured Wikipedian M1 Abrams tank. The most powerful vehicle we have. C1000, Y2000
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