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Happy Halloween Thanksgiving.

The newest upcoming work by Ched B.B.Q. has just been announced. Look forward to seeing Snitches Get Stitches some time in the next few months or so possibly.

That is all.


Edits: | Real Articles: 5.25 | Features: 4.5 | Top 10s: 1 | French Articles: 1 | Italian Articles: 1 | Pics: 12 | Reviews: 16 | Other: 11 | Followers: 6 | Adoptees: 1.5 | Socks: 2

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This user is Italian and is more attractive than you. (gli italiani)
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12 years, 10 months and 13 days.

This user uses UnSkype!
Skypename: Cheddar VI
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Hoc user est Der Unwehr.

Unser Ziel ist ສ້າງ ຄວາມເຂັ້ມແຂງ wiki للكوميديا Pero no te preocupes, 你可以感谢 нам позже. Amen.

This user is a member of Upsilon Sigma Sigma
Humor, Honor, Hubris.
Per Iocus Prudentia!
This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…
Mahm00 shite
This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
Mahm00 shite
I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user has been blocked
8 times.
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This user's IQ is over higher than yours.
This user is the proud owner of a failed Noob of the Moment nomination.
This user is the proud owner of a failed Gobshite of the Month nomination.
This user is a naturalist, so they frolic about the woodlands playing the pan flute.
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This user is too damn sexy
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UnSignpost Home Delivery
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way she/he did!


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I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.

Ranks And Honors[edit]

Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month April 2010

Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month April 2010

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Tim Burton

This person was a principal contributor to the April 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.


This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.
Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month December 2010: A sandwich which is certainly not a song

Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month November 2010: My penis between two pieces of bread

Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month October 2010: Taco

Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month July 2010: Sandvich

Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month January 2010: THE Grinder

Sandwich of the Month Sandwich of the Month November 2009: Chicken Parmesano
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This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)

Knight Commander of the Order
of Der Unwehr
Cursory Mention of the Week

CheddarBBQ wanted to be mentioned in this week's Signpost. So he is.

Biopic of the Week
Hmm, who to bio this week? Well, it's been a while since we covered {{username}}, we could always go back to that old chestnut... Or maybe something esoteric, like profiling the sidebar, that'd fit with Unsignpost tradition. Hmm. Or maybe we could note that Turbo-Whoring machine, one-man Doritos fan club and Torch-Carrier by appointment to someone called "Jenny", CheddarBBQ hasn't actually asked to be profiled this week, and therefore decide this is the perfect opportunity to profile him.

Articles I've Written:[edit]



HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)

Leprechaun (Also featured, Bitch!, and Quasi-featured, Bitch!, was for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green), )

Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, and 3rd featured, bitch!)

HowTo:Make a large letter W using Times New Roman font (Not as liked as I hoped, but it's a kind of iffy concept.)

UnTunes:Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt (Christian Edition)

Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic (Bad Taste Winner + Featured, bitch!)


Tim Burton (Featured, with Upsilon Sigma Sigma)

Works In Progress[edit]

UnBooks:That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south (my first UnBook, made for the Hourly Writing Contest)

Racism (Re-write for Conservation Week )

Homestar Runner (re-write, been at a standstill for about 5 10 months now)



(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article, if that. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)

Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles[edit]

Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats (2010 Aristocrat's entry)

My 17th Birthday Forum

My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)

subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)

CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)

User:CheddarBBQ/youtube & User:CheddarBBQ/youtube2 CheddarBBQ's YouTube Pages

Category:Italian Uncyclopedians (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)

Cheddary Paper (Where I keep my UnSignpost articles.

Photos I Have 'Shopped[edit]

Awards (and Presents) I've Received[edit]

The Chamberpot of Excellence

For your helpful Pee Review, you have been given the Rusty Bucket Award
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Der Unwehr Kross
You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.   Heil!
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Now go play in traffic.
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Remember though, you're getting the next round.

Future Plans[edit]

  1. Stephen Chow
  2. Snitches Get Stitches
  3. An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
  4. I might make High School Musical sometime soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect)
  5. UnScripts: Why Mommy Doesn't Have A Wiener

Articles I Reviewed[edit]

April '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cracker Barrel by Skinfan13 (featured)

February '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre by Readmesoon

June '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

May '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne

April '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA (featured)

March '09:

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitcake by

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wand of Gamelon by Aethix

February '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith