User:CheddarBBQ/ftw
The newest upcoming work by Ched B.B.Q. has just been announced.
Look forward to seeing Snitches Get Stitches some time in the next few months or so possibly.
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER --92.2.113.25
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JENNY IS #1!
IN 3 LANGUAGES!
AND ALSO
#6 AS
WELL!
Me on a good day. Those aren't eyes; they're black holes.
Sonje's depiction of me. Equally awesome.
I'm so great, I got a tattoo of my own name.
Check out the scar. That's badass.
Took a while for me to fill up that whole thing.
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Sup.
I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.
Ranks And Honors[edit | edit source]
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Aristocrat en Regalia
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Potatochopper of the Month April 2010 |
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Sockpuppeteer of the Month April 2010 |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person was a principal contributor to the April 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
 Quasi-Featured Article: Leprechaun
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This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.
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Sandwich of the Month December 2010: A sandwich which is certainly not a song |
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Sandwich of the Month November 2010: My penis between two pieces of bread |
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Sandwich of the Month October 2010: Taco |
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Sandwich of the Month July 2010: Sandvich |
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Sandwich of the Month January 2010: THE Grinder |
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Sandwich of the Month November 2009: Chicken Parmesano |
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Article Whisperer Judge |
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 Knight Commander of the Order |
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| Cursory Mention of the Week
CheddarBBQ wanted to be mentioned in this week's Signpost. So he is. |
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Articles I've Written:[edit | edit source]
Alone[edit | edit source]
AFI (I LIKED IT.)
HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)
Leprechaun (Also featured, Bitch!, and Quasi-featured, Bitch!, was for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green), )
Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, and 3rd featured, bitch!)
HowTo:Make a large letter W using Times New Roman font (Not as liked as I hoped, but it's a kind of iffy concept.)
UnTunes:Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt (Christian Edition)
Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic (Bad Taste Winner + Featured, bitch!)
Collab[edit | edit source]
Tim Burton (Featured, with Upsilon Sigma Sigma)
Works In Progress[edit | edit source]
UnBooks:That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south (my first UnBook, made for the Hourly Writing Contest)
Racism (Re-write for Conservation Week )
Homestar Runner (re-write, been at a standstill for about 5 10 months now)
User:CheddarBBQ/careerbuilder.com
(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article, if that. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)
Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles[edit | edit source]
Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats (2010 Aristocrat's entry)
My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)
subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)
CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)
User:CheddarBBQ/youtube & User:CheddarBBQ/youtube2 CheddarBBQ's YouTube Pages
Category:Italian Uncyclopedians (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)
Cheddary Paper (Where I keep my UnSignpost articles.
Photos I Have 'Shopped[edit | edit source]
None yet.
Awards (and Presents) I've Received[edit | edit source]
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Der Unwehr Kross
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Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Future Plans[edit | edit source]
- Stephen Chow
- Snitches Get Stitches
- An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
- I might make High School Musical sometime
soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect) - UnScripts: Why Mommy Doesn't Have A Wiener
Articles I Reviewed[edit | edit source]
April '10
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cracker Barrel by Skinfan13 (featured)
February '10
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre by Readmesoon
June '09
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
May '09
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne
April '09
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy (featured)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA (featured)
March '09:
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben (featured)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitcake by 76.222.56.44
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wand of Gamelon by Aethix
February '09
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith
Users I Have Made My Loyal Followers[edit | edit source]
Guildy (he'll never admit it, but he's loyal)
Sonje (You are Sonje, don't deny it.)
Staircase (N00b)
Verto (my 2nd adoptee)
Umm, I think that's it... am I forgetting anyone? Oh, and if you want to be my loyal follower, just sign your name here.
Templates I Have Created[edit | edit source]
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Der Unwehr Kross
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ZU MACHEN!!
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil! |
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This user is Italian
and obviously likes pizza. (gli italiani
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This user is a whore and is proud of it.
That's hot bitches. |
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.
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This user is the proud owner of a failed Gobshite of the Month nomination. |
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This user is the proud owner of a failed Noob of the Moment nomination. |
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
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Somebody has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew! This is the highest honor you will ever receive. |
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Thank you for your support for the (FAILED) featuring of |
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The author of this article appears to have been violently murdered. If this article has offended anyone, justice has been dealt. (He deserved it) |
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This is officially one of the longest articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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