User:MaxPayne
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I Am Max Payne[edit | edit source]
I am completely miserable and emo, and have a habit to talk to my self like in a destective noir story. Everyone I touch gets shot, usually multiple times, and I have the supernatural ability to slow down time and dodge bullets in slow motion. I can spontaneously heal myself with nothing but drugs, and I can die by falling eight feet down from a ledge. I also can fit a sniper rifle.... in my pants.
About the User[edit | edit source]
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This user doesn't care. |
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This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
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This user is addicted to video games. |  |
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This user is actually not Max Payne. They are an impostor. Get away. Now. |
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This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you. |
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. |
I am also the father of the What If? Series. So proud!
Articles[edit | edit source]
- Permaban- Featured Nominee- Failed
- Dumb Dog
- IDK
- Monster Energy Drink- Featured Nominee- Failed
- No Child Left Behind
- The Debate Team- VFH Failed -
- History Channel:Battle For The Pacific
- User:MaxPayne (duh!)
- Rewrites
HowTo[edit | edit source]
UnNews[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Speeding Cyclists Go On Rampage
- UnNews: Teenage Girl smashes computer monitor in Royal Bank
- UnNews:Sun takes day off
Why?[edit | edit source]
UnBooks[edit | edit source]
What If?[edit | edit source]
Categories[edit | edit source]
- Category:Too many needless sexual references on a single page
- Category:Inner Party Members
- Category:What if?