User:MaxPayne

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I Am Max Payne[edit | edit source]

I am completely miserable and emo, and have a habit to talk to my self like in a destective noir story. Everyone I touch gets shot, usually multiple times, and I have the supernatural ability to slow down time and dodge bullets in slow motion. I can spontaneously heal myself with nothing but drugs, and I can die by falling eight feet down from a ledge. I also can fit a sniper rifle.... in my pants.

About the User[edit | edit source]

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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user believes that admins
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This user is actually not Max Payne. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so cut them some slack.
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I am also the father of the What If? Series. So proud!

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