User talk:MaxPayne
Welcome![edit source]
Hello MaxPayne, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
21:30, Feb 21
Welcome Again, Welcome![edit source]Hello, MaxPayne! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your more recent contributions, and I'm here to welcome you again. Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:MaxPayne/Articles) so you can edit at your leisure. If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:52, 5 May 2009
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Reviewed your article.[edit source]
Review here.
Saberwolf116 01:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Another review[edit source]
Saberwolf116 15:26, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Moved your article[edit source]
User:MaxPayne/What If?:Life Were Like A Video Game? - because your WiP tag expired. Finish it here, then move it back to mainspace. --UU - natter 
13:08, Jun 17