User:MaxPayne/Nuclear Reactor

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A Nuclear Reactor is a weapon built by crazed politicians as part of the government's Self-Destruct program, which, in case The General Public ever starts thinking for themselves, the U.S. can pull the plug on the entire country. They cover for this by pretending that it actually supplies power to the surrounding area.

An example of the self-destruct mechanism

History of the Nuclear Reactor[edit | edit source]

The first reactor design was built by a Sir Grunt, a caveman, who came across two convieniently-placed uranium fuel rods, who then threw them against the wall and caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs. Another caveman saw the mushroom cloud,


Bob designed and constructed the first nuclear reactor, as shown in the picture, using top-quality materials and the best safety precautions, using a construction team of 30 people. They worked days and nights for a total of two weekends, to allow for Bob to turn it in to the teacher on time, and on June 11, 1977, the reactor was finished, but nobody cared.

This is not a representation. This is the actual reactor.

The next day, Bob was awarded the Nobel Prize for his reactor. 2 minutes later, the reactor exploded, killing him, the judges, and creating another mushroom cloud. Everyone watching the televised premiere of the ceremony cheered.