Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?

VFH overview

All nominations

Feature queue

Re-feature queue

Recently featured

Recently failed

Archive

Rules

UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? (history, logs) (feature) (remove)

Article: UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?	Score: 11
Nominated by:	Leverage (talk) 07:36, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
For: 11	For. This was a cock that had seen the passing of centuries. 10 inches long, worthy of the name Italian stallion long before it passed the idle lips of any Hollywood gossip monger. Imagine in your mind's eye, that fateful day in AD79, when Mount Vesuvius spilled its diabolical load, sending hot magma coursing through the streets, overrunning friend and foe, child and parent, saint and sinner alike. I like to think that statues with small, even average sized penises were enveloped and swept away too, but not our man. Our man survived that day and many centuries since. Weeks ago, Wikia attempted to cover up our penis. But you can't keep a good cock down. Now, with the move, I have deigned to expose our penis again. I nominate this page not for a million pats on the back, but that you should all click on the link, maximise the picture, stare at that erection and know that we too, like that indefatigible manhood, will rise up. Let it become our symbol, a rich, defiant Boner..--Leverage (talk) 07:36, 9 January 2013 (UTC)  For.--ຮ¡г ♣ Ṕ€₳₰€₩ʰ↑zz (৳alk) ($৳alk) 12:45, 9 January 2013 (UTC) You know what? I'm voting For, just based on Leverage's text above. I haven't even read the article. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 13:49 (UTC) Then feature this voting page next -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:10, 9 January 2013 (UTC) Erection ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:17, 9 January 2013 (UTC) Boner. I was on the fence, but I'll accept any excuse to use an Italian statue of a tremendous dong as a symbol of...well, a symbol of anything at all, really. -RAHB 07:03, 10 January 2013 (UTC) Cocks cocks COCKS!! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 07:28, Jan. 10, 2013  For. Cocks, muh. Italian cocks! Sophia would approve. Aleister (no clock) Too afraid to click the link, but I'll trust you guys that the article's good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:46, 10 January 2013  It's nice and...fresh Feature it immediately. --Murder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 04:05, 11 January 2013 (UTC)  For. This piece shows exceptional historical accuracy. I hear that India had a similar crisis, and we all know the long-term results. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.01.18.19:15
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	Our penis has 250% health. Keep it up everybody. --Leverage (talk) 10:35, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

VFH

---

← Back to summary VFH
← Back to full VFH

Click to feature this article

Always check the feature queue first.

---

Note: the queue slot won't be properly filled until the {{FA}} code (with correct date) is on the article.
Just follow the instructions if you're unsure.

---