Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares

Article: UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares	Score: 7 people who mildly care
Nominated by:	Mattsnow 01:49, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
For: 11	Nom and for By EpicAwesomeness, who finished 2nd in the Pee Buddy contest! Mattsnow 01:49, May 9, 2012 (UTC) For. User writes UnNews, somebody votes Funny bony 10:25, May 9 For. GG • iTalk • iEdit 11:20, May 9, 2012 (UTC) For. Because I am a vain, selfish cunt. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:33, May 9, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:37, 9 May 2012 Iz good TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:44, May 9, 2012 (UTC) For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:53, May 10, 2012 (UTC) For. I understand and I wish to continue. . 09:53, May 10, 2012 (UTC) For. Nicely done. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:39, May 17, 2012 (UTC) For. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:22, May 18, 2012 (UTC) For. User:Matthlock/sig 21:10, May 20, 2012 (UTC) For. ChiefjusticePS2 22:16, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. I didn't find it very funny, sorry. --EMC^[TALK]01:07 May 12 2012 Against. RS (talk) 23:28, May 15, 2012 (UTC) Against. Sweet Potato (talk) 03:21, May 22, 2012 (UTC) A good UnNews piece but I don't feel it goes above and beyond. Sorry. Black Flamingo 12:17, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I would happily vote for this if it was modified into a mainspace article :) ShabiDOO 22:16, May 9, 2012 (UTC) Err... screw that. I have ample food supplies on the couch and refuse to get up. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:27, May 10, 2012 (UTC)