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Article: Self-toasting bread	Score: 16 self-toasting slices of bread
Nominated by:	T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:07, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
For: 16	It's bread... that self-toasts! What more could you want? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:08, 11 December 2007 (UTC) I s'pose What more could I want? ...SAVINGS!!! Probably nothing; self-toasting bread is pretty good. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:38, 11 December 2007 (UTC) Self-melting Butter would be nice     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:09, 11 December 2007 (UTC)   Yes! - It is quite the thing these days. Mmmm. Now for self-catching fish! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:14, 11 December 2007 (UTC) A toast to the end of the toaster. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:17, 11 December 2007 (UTC) for. looks a bit weird overall, but one of the funnier articles i've read in a while. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:06, 11 December 2007 (UTC) For - although this invention would also require the invention of the self-disposing toaster. I am far too lazy to throw stuff in the bin. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:48, 11 December 2007 (UTC) For — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 02:21, 12 December 2007 (UTC) Fore!!! Oh my, my golf ball went flying. Hole in one. Note to self: Always pad club with self-toasting bread. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:45, 12 December 2007 (UTC) For. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC) For. Pretty darn good, I'd say. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:10, 12 December 2007 (UTC) For! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:16 Dec 12, 2007 Fro --THE 23:29, 12 December 2007 (UTC) For Toasty MrN 12:12, Dec 13 For A toast to this article.-- 19:24, 13 December 2007 (UTC) FO-FRACKING-RE - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm...Toasty *Gets sued by Quiznos - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 19:26, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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Comments	Abstain. The whoring isn't cute anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC) Aw gee, Modus. I didn't self-nom it and I waited like an hour to even bring it up in IRC. Gee, Modus, that smarts. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC) It was the forum mention that pushed me over the edge...the edge to abstain. The Edge to Abstain, incidentally, swept the Academy Awards in 1959. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC) Seriously? That's kinda crappy, dude. I was making a joke about something he could do now that he's back. It's not like I linkspammed or anything. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:04, 12 December 2007 (UTC) It won't make any difference anyway. You just lost a vote, not a friend. Also, I can't help you move next Wednesday, I've got to wash my hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

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