Animal (disambiguation)

Animal may refer to:

Animalia

Animals by Taxonomy

	Mammals Baby Seal Bear (Polar, Bipolar) Cat (Daemonic, New Hampshire Merchant) Elephant Gazelle Giraffe Human Otter Sheep Skunk Slender loris Tapir Pond Whales Womp Rat
	Birds Battle pelican Boobies Chicken Chicken 2 Dead parrot Flamingo Galah Goose Homing pigeon Ostrich Owl Tit Turkey Kingfisher Peacock Wandering faggot-bird
	Fish Babel fish Bass Beta Fish Guppy Goldfish Piranha Salmon Swordfish Sturgeon Shark (Laser Shark) Trout Uterus
	Reptiles Basilica Corn snake Dinosaur (G-Rex) Dragon Frog Newt Salamander
	Invertebrates Ant Blue-ringed octopus Cockroach Lobster Spider Sun Bee Wallet moth
	Other Balloon Animals Gazebo Grue Labubu Pokémon Toaster Snipe

Animals in Culture

In history	Bucephalus (horse) Lycopardus Parthenophagus (French monster) Jaws did WTC St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
As food	Easter Bunny Firesheep Frog Semen Kittens (cuisine) Kittens (drug)
In sports	Cow tipping Kitten hurling battle Rough Gay Wolf Sex Seal Clubbing Water Polo... With Sharks!
In the sciences	Antbortion An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters Crypto-Zoology Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters Tapheselachophobia Whale bones
In media	001 (guinea pig) Bi-curious George (monkey) The Dog Dies at the End Donner (reindeer) Flying Purple People Eater (something) Garfield (cat) G Rated Talking Animal Movie Rocket Raccoon (raccoon) Steve Irwin (animal grabber) Womp Rat
Stories	Did you ever lock horns with a goat? The journey of the ugly kitten The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner Well-Oiled Birds
Guides	Hunting Unicorns Killing two birds with one stone Selling Cocaine to Monkeys
Current issues	Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire The fact that you don't want a poodle Gay whales in Darfur Kicking pigeons
News	Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023 Man wakes up! Overly political spider becoming annoying Political extremism on the rise in animal world Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland Wolverine hits the big screen

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