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Score: 3.5 stupid tarrifs
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SystemPhantom (talk) 16:07, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4
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For.this is what photoshopping was made for SystemPhantom (talk) 16:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Bless. Awesome political joke! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:29, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:29, 30 May 2025 (UTC)`
For. Mr. George / talk 19:36, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
For. 03:47, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 0.5
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Slight against. What the hell am I looking at? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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@SystemPhantom: if you don't put your name in the "for" section, then it doesn't count as a point. if you want your own vote to count, that is. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:41, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- oh dang, i can vote for my own image? didn't know that! don't mind if i do, thanks for letting me know SystemPhantom (talk) 16:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Featured picture candidate
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Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality.
Image credit: OPOSSUM, Alula, DaniPine3, L10nM4st3r, as well as YouTube’s PilotRedSun, whose video inspired this image.
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Score: 3 lasagas
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Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 02:15, 18 September 2024 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4
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For. There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 1 October 2024 (UTC)
For. Looks like I am, in fact, allowed to nominate my own images. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:45, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
Boner. Hell yeah! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:19, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
For. This so good. 11:00, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 1
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Like Dani & OPOSSUM said, too inside-jokey. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:36, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 03:36, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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- I should say that, as Dani said, this image might be too inside-jokey and MS-Painty. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 1 October 2024 (UTC)
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Featured picture candidate
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A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away...
Image credit: Sodapoppers for the edit and whoever made the actual Tsar Wars image.
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Score: 7
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Sodapoppers FUCK YOU! 07:30, 7 April 2023 (UTC)
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For Votes: 7
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- For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(talk) 14:10, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
For. Why not? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:56, 12 April 2024 (UTC)
For. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:23, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
For. Hell yeah let's finally get it featured! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:32, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
For. Just too good Anonymous Human (talk) 12:52, 28 April 2025 (UTC)
Love! This so cool! 03:55, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 0
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No against votes
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@DaniPine3: Why haven't we featured this yet? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:47, 28 April 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: no idea. I don't know how featuring an image works, so sadly I can't help with that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:18, 29 April 2025 (UTC)
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Score: -3.5
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Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
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For Votes: 2.5
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- Now capybaras are not real!? Emicraft :P 22:23, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:27, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
For. hi 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:57, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 6
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Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
Zombiebaron. 20:31, 15 July 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
Zombiebaron. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
Against. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 20:31, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
Zombiebaron. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:01, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
It's so bad it's scary. 03:53, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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Featured picture candidate
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Around 13,000 years ago, the last glaciers of the Newfoundlandian Grand Banks melted, a remnant of the last ice age. This left a uniquely-shaped island off the coast of Southwestern Canada. Some 5,000 years afterward, this island was submerged underwater due to rising water levels.
Image credit: Synagoguelicker
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Score: 4
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Synagoguelicker (talk) 16:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
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For Votes: 7
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- For Pretty nice, creative and funny. Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
- For -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
For. Executive (talk) 17:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
Boooooner Yeees. Me frontpage yeees. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:28, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
- Half For: To be honest, I didn't realize that this was a strange island the first time, but after looking at it a few times, I found it quite interesting.
00:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Probably. It's... just a map of Canada with a cock and balls? There isn't really a whole lot to look at.  19:32, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
For. oh! can uh duh! gergdown, eh (talk) 18:34, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 3
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- I mean, it's not a bad image, but there are better ones here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(talk) 14:04, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
- I didn't notice the cock island in the map the first time I saw this, and that is the joke! Emicraft :P 00:01, 12 May 2024 (UTC)
Against. I don't really get the joke... Fenris2010 (talk) 02:33, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
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