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- Okay then. --VGDictator 17:43, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Suggestions for Waka Laka
I was half asleep when I wrote the article, and now it appears I have writer's block, as well. VGDictator 17:45, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Other Comments
Feel free to add more comments/talk to me/hatemail/nuclear/cowbell/userboxes/kitten.
I love kittens, especially. =3 --Video Game Dictator 17:08, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks!
Hey, thanks for signing my signature thingy guest book! - 05:27 1 April 1927Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You're welcome. =D Isshiki Kotonashi 16:36, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I see someone has a signature book of there own now! Hu! - 10:38 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Sorry, I really liked the idea! =S
- Well thank you, VGDictator, or is it Isshiki Kotonashi? I'm glad you like my rather odd custom! - 03:01 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- VGDictator copied me, tut, no creativity! -03:03 8 April
- Shut up! Sorry, that was evil me, very sorry about that! Bad EvilYTTE! BAD! (This is another one of my weird customs, but I really don't expect you to take this one up! - 03:07 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I doubt it. However, I don't know what I expect I will do, so sometimes maybe one must expect the unexpected. Or something like that. Kitties. =3 Also, I do indeed already act with a multiple personality, in an attempt to be cute, or maybe because it is fun, or maybe it allows me to type longer sentences, although I shouldn't listen to my head sometimes, because it says bad things about my pet, and I don't really appreciate that much. Also, my personality is plenty screwed up already without taking moral sides, or something like that. 15:03, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
- No creativity fishsticks for me. Oh well. I don't like fish anyway.
- Oh, my, in the words of ☯ "Good sir, you are made of LOL and severe mental illness." Oh and thanks for the vote... Oh and also you like games? I've just made a game, here, now if you can complete that I'll give you a very special template. (That was a sort of whore wasn't it?, oh well). Erm, well yuh. - 05:54 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You can't win that, silly. =3 (And yes, that could possibly be considered a whore. =D)
- Oh but you can win it, Ok, maybe you can't, well, actually...no you definitely can't (see I made that game and then I forgot you can't complete it and I spent three hours trying to finish it, damn, I thought I had got so close...). So anyway, how did you stumble across my signature book in the first place? - 08:03 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
18:00, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
- You can't win that, silly. =3 (And yes, that could possibly be considered a whore. =D)
15:03, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, my, in the words of ☯ "Good sir, you are made of LOL and severe mental illness." Oh and thanks for the vote... Oh and also you like games? I've just made a game, here, now if you can complete that I'll give you a very special template. (That was a sort of whore wasn't it?, oh well). Erm, well yuh. - 05:54 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Shut up! Sorry, that was evil me, very sorry about that! Bad EvilYTTE! BAD! (This is another one of my weird customs, but I really don't expect you to take this one up! - 03:07 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- VGDictator copied me, tut, no creativity! -03:03 8 April
00:26, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well thank you, VGDictator, or is it Isshiki Kotonashi? I'm glad you like my rather odd custom! - 03:01 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Sorry, I really liked the idea! =S
- Oh I see someone has a signature book of there own now! Hu! - 10:38 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Like I was saying
And to my right, across from the Starbucks,... was a Starbucks.
19:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)yay! thanks for the delete vote!
--Moonzeppelin MUN 13:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
- You're welcome. 21:17, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
So...
...how are you? What you been upto? Written anything more? Just "stopping by" here. - 09:46 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Haven't really written much besides that secret game I'm making. I have writer's block. =( 02:49, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- I'm aware that I probably should try making some articles, but I just don't got it right now.
- Oh I'm making another game, this time completable, called the random game... Good luck with yours! - 08:20 15 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Same with you. I can has link?
- Oooh my sig went wrong...Here's a link to the game so far, haven't got very far: Game:The Random Game - 09:13 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I love the fact that performing randomness doesn't actually result in your death. I've been waiting for that, really.
- That was the idea behind the game: like what if in every situation you had to do the weirdest things, not the most sensible ones? - 09:22 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Kinda like this roleplay I made in this one forum here. Except yours also has structure to it that makes it more accessible. Mine's simply a spam roleplay. =P 20:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
20:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- That was the idea behind the game: like what if in every situation you had to do the weirdest things, not the most sensible ones? - 09:22 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I love the fact that performing randomness doesn't actually result in your death. I've been waiting for that, really.
21:02, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oooh my sig went wrong...Here's a link to the game so far, haven't got very far: Game:The Random Game - 09:13 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Same with you. I can has link?
02:52, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I'm making another game, this time completable, called the random game... Good luck with yours! - 08:20 15 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Ban Patrol
I was just checking the Ban Patrol page out and noticed you'd put some people up there...this confused me! Are you a sysop or something, or can anyone add stuff to there or stuff? - 09:40 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Anyone can report people to the Ban Patrol, I think. *goes to check* 00:13, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Secret Game
...I think I completed your game, I managed to enter the code... :-D Very nice game, keep up the good work! - 07:07 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You think so? =) It's not done yet, though.
- And why,
deerdear sir, is your user page no longer pointlessly long, huh? - 07:04 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE- Because it is again. Hah!
- What's with the sig0/nospan/ thanks YTTE, what am I being thanked for? - 07:37 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
18:05, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Because it is again. Hah!
17:12, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- And why,
CMC
Welcome VGDictator to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!
You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.
Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!
I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.
Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!
- 08:51 22 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Moo moooo moo. =3
20:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)SIG!!
...bastardos! How dare you steal my sig! I suppose, at least you put the right cmc rank on it, but even still...He he! Also I've come to rub some of my achievements in your face (because I'm just sooo nice)! I got a golden shower award, i'm probably getting NotM and I may even get an article featured! WOO! I'm so happy... YTTE, signing out.... 06:28, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- I have a whole list of stolen sigs right here. >=3 - 17:33, 24 April 2008 (UTC) cal.
I'm Too Kind...AWARD!
Hey ho, well since we only have two users at the CMC the CMC is growing so fast into a huge Uncyc group I've decided to reward its two only members (excluding me, of course) entire and extensive list of members with FCTs. Enjoy! And yey you've got an award!
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit
- 03:44 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Why thank you.
- Nah, nah, it was nothing, well obviously it was something, anyway... Since we're the only two Uncyclopedians in the CMC I double-promoting you (to the rank of Full Calf - or Cal.) for joining and sticking with for just over, er, a week? This means you get this loverly template and your official CMC title is now Cal. instead of Mgr. Yay! I love giving out awards! - 15:02 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Canned response #156: Why thank you. 18:28, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, nah, it was nothing, well obviously it was something, anyway... Since we're the only two Uncyclopedians in the CMC I double-promoting you (to the rank of Full Calf - or Cal.) for joining and sticking with for just over, er, a week? This means you get this loverly template and your official CMC title is now Cal. instead of Mgr. Yay! I love giving out awards! - 15:02 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
thx
FOOM
Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH. Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers! |
– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008
You're welcome, doctor. =3
19:16, 28 April 2008 (UTC)Sorry...
...to keep bothering you about the CMC, but we have another member, well soo anyway. Since the CMC is only tiny and weeny you've got to be a good faithful member, to do that you really need to watchlist this. Not forcing you, but ya know... Anyway, thanks. Have a nice morning/day/evening/night! - 19:45 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Watchlist'd. Thankies! =3 20:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks
Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that VGDictator was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell. | |
Thanks for voting! |
Thanks for your vote! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:07, 30 Apr
- You are welcome. =3 00:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
NotM - Thanks
VGDictator, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.
To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!
YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!
P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!
from YTTE.
Thanks for voting for me, VGD! - 16:19 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You ish welcome. =3 16:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Agh! Sorry, AGAIN
Argh! I'm so sorry to keep spamming your userpage with this stuff, but yeah, uh, sorry! I've completed the CMC stuff we were talking about. I think it's probably littered with mistakes, but, yeah... Thanks for all your CMC related help and enthusiasm so far! I'm off to finish my major user page change now. Let the cows run with you! Moo! - 10:45 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- It is perfectly fine! If I didn't want anyone talking to me I'd just blank the page or ignore it or tell you to stop talking to me because it upsets my stomach! =D
- Yeah, some time in the near future I may have to promote you up to the rank of Chew Grass so that you can accept new users, because what with the flood of new CMC members (he he) I may need help... Also we got featured in Cajek's and Dr. Skullthumper's new UnSignpost! - 15:22 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
21:42, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey...
How do I be as awesome as you? The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 00:17, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
- ...VDG is not awesome. Not at all. You should try to be like me instead. Or Modusoperandi. Or Cajek. But not VGD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:37 May 10
- Ahem? You should try to be like me. I'm practically awesome with legs and arms and a brain. - 06:58 10 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yeah, YTTE is pretty awesome as well. Just not VGD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:20 May 10
- That's kinda harsh! - 11:41 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yes, indeed, you are better off with someone else. There is absolutely nothing awesome about me. At all. Ever. ...but can you at least sign my sigbook? And do you have my talkpage watched, SysRq? I thought I wasn't awesome, hmm? Of course, how could I be? I'm a lolcat, I thrive off of snowclones and various fast food items. There's nothing special about that. ...WTF? THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY HEAD! GET IT OFF!!!
- ...No, you're not on my watchlist. I'm just...GAHH SPIDUR ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:19 May 13
- Here, let meh help youz with dat. *hits SysRq in the head with a keyboard* There, I killds it. ...Why you is face red? You has bit by spidda? *is strangled* 21:18, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
21:00, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- ...No, you're not on my watchlist. I'm just...GAHH SPIDUR ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:19 May 13
- Yeah, YTTE is pretty awesome as well. Just not VGD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:20 May 10
- Ahem? You should try to be like me. I'm practically awesome with legs and arms and a brain. - 06:58 10 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Gank! UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5
UnSignpost Unleashed on UnCommunity Unless you were blinded or high during the time you read this newspaper's title, you know that Uncyclopedia finally has UnSignpost! For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million. Skullthumper and Cajek spent 15 hours working on the first edition, not including writing time. Said Skull, who was trying to sleep until we interviewed him, "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER." News has reached us that friendships were strained during the production of the first issue. Skullthumper, whose hospital room we broke into, said "F**king Cajek. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to me! Oh, see you guys in the office Monday." The Uncyclopedia Signpost has a world-wide circulation of more than 3, with plans for further issues. Uncyclopedia, a humor wiki that you're on right now, has thrown itself into a state of chaos and is on the verge of collapse. Unless someone either writes more or writes less, the wiki that we have come to know and love (like that retarded cousin that comes over during Christmastime) will vanish. Unless it doesn't, in which case someone's going to be very disappointed. Codeine, Save the Mooses, and a bunch of other people we've never heard of give the site 6 days to "clean up its god damned act." Because the site is doomed, the local WikiNewspaper, UnSignpost, will soon print its last issue. Cajek, one of the editors, said of the event, "No we're not closing down you bunch a 'tards! You're the worst reporters I've ever seen! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE FIRST ISSUE!" Local psychics have set Uncyclopedia's Doomsday for next Monday, around teatime. Upgrade
Wikia is reportedly looking into making new features such as accidentally dumping the database for Shits and Giggles™. These reporters would like to thank Wikia for working so hard to keep our beloved wiki running, and would also like to say "FU WIKIA", preferably in caps. Pee Review Does Goodly One of the newer cults, YesTimeToEdit's Cow Moo Cult is our... CULT OF THE WEEK! With a base located in the jungles of Nebraska, YTTE's cult makes all the fun things you want, like polygamy, sodomy, and, in YTTE'S case, polysodomy, legal. Sadly, unlike more Eastern-y cults, it does not practice Kung Fu. But you can bet that if it did, it wouldn't just use it for defense. ...Damn namby-pamby bastard Easterny cults. YesTimeToEdit's eternal nemesis, NoTimeToRevert, has not announced plans to start a cult, but probably has one in secret just to be a dick. That guy is such a dick. Rcmurphy nominated for Noob of the Month again |
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Because I never got the issue. =C
00:51, 15 May 2008 (UTC)UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!
May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII
Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge. When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay." Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true. Cajek's Corner
Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need:
Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done! Skull's Skullery
Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc!
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:43, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Elvis Sighting
I spotted Elvis on your user page, & it told me tell you on your talk page. So there you go. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 21:14, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- Creepy. =3 21:15, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
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16:30, 13 May 2008 (UTC)UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008
Word to your mother.
May 15st, 2008 • Issue 2 3
The Bible Finally Catches a Break For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000+ links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world! |
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