User talk:Siddhartha-Wolf/Archive02

'Talk archive:' July 4, 2009 - August 19, 2009 August 20, 2009 - November 9, 2009

Keeping you updated...

We're running a poll @ DP so we can reuse our Embassy, but with the FO objective. Also, the poll to choose the communication method is closing today on the Assembly.

On the other hand, I'm not translating any article, as I'm back on the university, so I don't have hours and hours free to that (well, I have, but I'm using to work/study/create few articles). So I think I'll be able to send something by the next week.

See ya Fire_Wolf_br _Cookies? 00:43, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Anglification Process

I saw you now have an international Under Construction tag. So if I understand , an article that has been translated but not given a necessary anglo brush up regards language issues (spellings will of course depend on whether the writer is Brit-English or American English in humour/humor )will get one of these tags. What happens to it if nothing is done . Does it go to VFD like any other article deemed to be unfinished/not any good or will this tag be removed ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:08, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

No, it will get transferred to "Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office/+English/ARTICLE NAME" where it can be collect dust be worked on or stored until someone who likes it wants to work on it. I actually encourage all translated articles to be written in this format (rather than straight to a public uncyclopedia location), but a few are starting them in the latter. I guess I should make that a little clearer. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:14, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Fist-fucking

Please do, improvement and corrections are always welcome. WiiKend 19:46, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

cool, it's much better now, especillay what I think is the redneck talk you add to Vern's speech, kay. Altough I have a question: I meant to adress this text to parents and I wonder if "mommies" and "pappies" were not related to grand-pa and grand-ma? I' not sure. Another thing, a guy add the "ugly" template and I'm not quite sure this article deserve it. Of course it's not the coolest text to watch because of the balance between words and images but I think it's still readable this way. What do you think? WiiKend 07:55, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

interpellation

How can I use Foreign Office? Uh, I mean that What's the meaning of +(lang) and -(lang)? ØSalamander (Talk / Contributions) 09:48, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Um, I'm not going to have the time to do any translations. Too many things in real life causing me notto have time to. Sorry Sid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:38, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi! Of Desgalipedia

Desgalipedia

Sorry bothering you, but ... I came to inform you that last Sunday (16/08) created a new uncy in Galician language, the Desgalipedia and therefore I became a bureaucrat there. I think it is the first time in life that a sockpuppet does well in the history of wikis.

Well changing the subject, I tell you that I can also contribute to the project, although it has nothing to offer in exchange to his or the other uncys. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 01:04, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Je voudrais vous remercier pour avoir soutenu l'article sur Firefly! <sarcasm style="obvious">... bien que mon plan était vraiment le faire échouer VFH après 11 journées, le faire être « quasi-featured », commencer une campagne « Feature Firefly », et éventuellement écrire à nouveau l'article sur Serenity (qui n'est pas très bon à ce moment) et le faire être « featured ».</sarcasm> Quand même, merci!

Oh, you meant franglais ... Sir MacMania GUN—[02:55 23 Aug 2009]

Foreign Office

Hey mate, sorry to take so long to get back to you. I've been super busy with my new job and university for the past week and have hardly had any time to get online, hope you don't think I was ignoring you >_<. I might be able to help out with the japanese one, although i don't know if I am knowledgable enough to get the jokes across properly. Often japanese jokes rely upon words that sound really similar (either exactly the same or slightly different), but they have different kanji...and my kanji knowledge isn't good enough yet to be able to understand less common words.

forgot to sign (4 days ago) --Sequence 14:55, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Romania

Could you please go to the Dutch Publishing House and tell me if you're interested in replacing the current article with it? If so, I can finish the translation and add the pictures. If not, I can put effort into other more urgent matters. Thank you. | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 12:51, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Opening of the Spanish Embassy

We have formally opened the spanish section on The Foreign Office. And we left you some messages on your inci-talk, any suggestions for the embassy are welcome. Regards from the Honduran Ambassador. --Soccer Fan Whisper it 21:09, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildy

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:49, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Here I am

I didn't quite understand what you wrote. ASAP? I'm not very good at English abbreviations. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 07:51, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!!!

Jonathan would like to thank you for your support on his difficult journey to finding the answer to his genetical gender issues. Have this shiny template to remind you of your unconditional love for poultry ...

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Desciclopédia

We finished our Embassy. Also, the user and bureaucrat Kohl reported that he was the DP's Ambassador on the Dutch, Polish, Spanish and Turkish Uncyclos a while ago... Fire_Wolf_br _Cookies? 23:34, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Fine btw... Ppl getting A-flu, others waiting for the Argentina vs. Brazil match on Saturday, others editing DP. That's it ^^ Fire_Wolf_br _Cookies? 15:33, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Sunderland (Alice in)

Thanks your Sidness, I agree it's difficult to write for, maybe because it's a really good premise or something... Must be. Anyway I'll just keep adding shit (ie. content) until further notice.

Oregon Trail

The Oregon Trail Society

would like to thank you for your support of UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail. Here, in return, is a copy of the only color colour photograph of the "traffic jelly" at South Pass.
Just make sure you don't lose it while you cross the river.

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A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:48 3 Sep 2009]

Brooke Shields Says Thanks

User:Miley Spears/Vote Brooke Shields Say, fellow twice unNominated noob. Thanks for voting for! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Prehistoric Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for making my article a feature

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:34, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

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România!

(Poof, don't you guys archive your talk pages...?)
I've finished the translation of Romania, so if you want you can transfer it or have a vote or whatever. The pictures will pop up soon.
Cheers and...
L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work
17:27, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for voting on Number Bases

User:POTR/NumberBases Pup t 22:42, 8/09/2009

Thanks Wolfie!

STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Your support of vaginal humo(u)r is appreciated!--    20:33, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Siddhartha-Wolf. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:31, 11 Sep

România oní!

Sid, please confirm you want to replace the featured article by Lambic's version of Romania. By the way, in case you're still interested in Brittany, I'm starting with the translation just now. | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 15:12, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

And another one!

Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

May you be showered with golden boils for your kindness!--    12:38, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Where have you been?

We miss you over here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:26, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thought I'd give this a try

Hi Sid, hope you're good. I know you've not been on that much recently, but I'm on a roll of PEEING members, so here goes. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter 18:38, Sep 30

Please translate one word :)

In article cricket there is word toffed (they were out toffed). Well. What does this word mean? I cant find it in any vocabulary :P

Btw, this article about cricket is great. In Poland we have no cricket but i laughed all way from start to end reading this :) Polish Ambassador Here Ptok-Bentoniczny 23:11, October 8, 2009 (UTC) (please answer here

Hey Dude

You disappeared. What happened? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 11 October 2009

Not Disappeared

But safe and well on my travels here in Ferrara (Italy). I started travelling a month ago and come back on the 26th October. Kind of assumed that my absence would not generally be missed, but I left a note on the Foreign office wall to say where I would be. Ciao! --apparently there is no tilde key on Italian keyboards.

Zen

Can you please help me ? Ftiercel 20:31, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, sure

But give me a week and a half, I'm on my holidays at the moment... -NO TILDE AVAILABLE

Brittany

Hi Sid, 's soon 's you're back, confirm your interest in the Dutch article on Brittany. Till then, it'll go down my list of priorities. | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 10:27, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Awesome

I am reviewer of the month? Thanks to those who voted for me, I´ll recommence normal activity next week. It appears Austrian keyboards actually have tildes too so I can sign this time... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 09:18, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office/+English/The Deadly Joke

I have filled the page to add improvements. I have removed two parts of the original article as it was not very funny. I have added a new part from another article which perfectly suits this article (the remaining parts are just untranslatable). Moreever, I have changed the reaction to the truth, as the original version was too soft for me. You can change the image if you want but I have made the last one (Einstein) for this article. I would be happy to translate this as I already translated Sherlock Holmes, Zen and Martina Hingis, but this article needs to be translated by a native English-speaker. You can ask me questions. Ftiercel 20:42, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

answer

I answered you in my talk page as I see there is stupid habit of doing that, but to be honest I prefer jumping from talk page to talk page. Actually I could answer here without writing this but.. :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:46, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Queery {sic}

Am I allowed to take an existing redirect page and use it as the title of an article I'm writing? The redirect page in question is Final Fantasy Football, which is what I wouild like to call my article when it's done. Hope you're well.

Hey, yeah, I'm pretty well, not really doing much on uncyc at the moment though, you? I should think you'd be able to do that no problem, just message someone more important than me to check first (like Mordillo for example). Very nice concept btw ;) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:55, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

No haven't done anything on here for ages myself, been meaning to edit The Girl Next Door following its pee, but oh well, I'll get around to it eventually. And Alice too. Anyway, thanks for the help. --Black flamingo11 15:34, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Some letters between 4 equality signs

I don't remember which capital is ugliest. It was probably Bucuresti or Chisinau :P Well, thanks for appreciating my UnNews. You can always correct grammar mistakes if you see. Just do, I think nobody will kill you for it, right? ;) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 21:10, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Hm... You've been travelling a lot as I see. It's your work or you did nice holiday? :) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Cracow

Were you really in Cracow ? Luckily, I'm living in this city. Howewer, old part of city is beutifull, but 90% of city are blocks of flat, blokcks of flat, and yes ! blocks of flat ;) It's strange that tourists know only small part of city, while they never hear about Nowa Huta,Podgórze and Płaszów concentration camp. Greetings, Expert2 20:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

In my opinion south Poland is much more intresting than north Poland. If you like to visit city, after Cracow,- choose Wrocław, Poznań or Gdańsk. Warsaw is typical business and political center of country. I was in there several times, and it's not as beautiful as other capitals in this part of Europe like Wien or Praha. Łódź is post industrial city with high unemployment. Łódź is sometimes called polish Manchester ;). If you would like trekking, you can travel to Karkonosze (but it's overall low mountains) or Tatry, but I prefer slovak part of Tatry. There are less people than in polish part of Tatry, but remember that slovak part of Tatry is open for tourist only in summer. It will be better if you tell me now, which specifically you're intresting. Sorry for my weak English. Greetings, Expert2 18:48, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I can't tell about Gdansk, becouse I have never been in Gdansk. It's far away of me. Your new friend probably is from Zakopane, if she speaks the truth ;) Where are you from ? I guess that you're from Great Britain, but it's only assumption. Maybe it will be better, if you give me number of your communicator or something, becouse uncyclopedia surely isn't place to speaking. Bye, Expert2 22:53, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Christian Bale

Hi. I've learnt from past VFH attempts not to bother arguing against any vote downs, especially against users as experienced as yourself. I just wondered if you had any specific problems with the article, rather than it generally having some sort of mental deficiency overall. thnx --Matfen 21:40, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

lolz, is cool. I understand its subject matter is not very accessible, and am expecting a lot of abstains on this one. Thnx again--Matfen 22:27, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

It's the curse of nicotine withdrawal - killed many a fine article in the past. Pup

Hey you!

It's me, your lazy adopter. Well, busy mostly but I stopped by to check on you! :) Do you need help archiving (shortening) your talk page?

~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:05, 8 November 2009

Yes please :( --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:34, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

 There is a featured article beyond all featured articles known to man...  

At the sign-post up ahead... You have just crossed over into... the Thank You Zone. The Global Tourniquet says "Thanks for voting for my featured article"