User:HonduranDude

User:Catracho18

Meine works This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands. This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2024 years, 11 months and 5 days.

personal stuff es N This user is a native speaker of Español. es N en 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English. en 3 cs 0 This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cs 0 da 0 This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). da 0 do A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. do A du X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers. du X et 0 This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). et 0 fh G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh G it 0 This user does not understand Italiano (or understands it with considerable difficulties). it 0 Stupid Enough This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY! Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike). Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'". This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. This user be a follower of the FSM. Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. [ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ] This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people they know. This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. This user is reading your thoughts! This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! This user is Over 9000. 17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 17 This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA. This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak! This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11 This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed. This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! THIS IS SPARTA! This user has eye beams. This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo! THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. This user is a cereal killer. \m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/ This user is a complete, irredeemable dogma. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and reward at a crocodile. This user will give you a seizure. This user is not American ...and unabashedly proud of it. (But he's not saying where he is from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians) This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user be a follower of the FSM. This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla. This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!