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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2020 years, 5 months and 19 days.

personal stuff
es-NThis user is a native speaker of Español.
en-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
cs-0This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
da-0This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
do-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
du-XThis user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.
et-0This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
fh-GThis user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
it-0This user does not understand Italiano (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

Stupid Enough

JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png

This user be a pirate in disguise.

TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Yellow naped amazon parrot left side.jpg This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people s/he knows .
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
This user is reading your thoughts!
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
This user is
Over 9000.
17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
This user is a complete, irredeemable fritter. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and defies at the fritter.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user be a pirate in disguise.

Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
hey! The above wasn't my fault!