User:HonduranDude

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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2023 years, 9 months and 13 days.


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This user is a native speaker of Español.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
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This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers .
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This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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This user does not understand Italiano (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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Stupid Enough


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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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Pasta be upon this user.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people they know.
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Woohoo!
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable Dunmer. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and subvocalize at a liquidation.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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Pasta be upon this user.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!