User talk:Romartus/Archive16

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Archived discussions can be found here:-

• Archive1, *Archive2,
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• Archive5,*Archive6
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• Archive9,*Archive10
• Archive11,*Archive12
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• Archive15

YAY!

So are you going to do half and half on this site and the old one?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 23:32, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

One of us? One of us? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:46, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Well if you put it that way...--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 23:49, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

I agree with Frog. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:50, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi Kamek. Sorry not to have answered you sooner. I will check this page for messages but you can reach me at the other site too. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:08, 7 January 2013 (UTC)\

Okay.Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 13:05, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

I think this will tickle you

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Cameron_denied_%27shake_it_all_about%27_option

Sorry to see you go old bean if that's what the last few postings mean. This reminds me of when I worked in the old country - in the bowels of East London to be exact. After a spate of stabbings, I pointed out to some of my adolescent wards, "You're fighting turf wars... over turf that nobody else wants." That's kind of how I feel about the Uncyc Wars... Leverage (talk) 11:08, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi Leverage. Thanks for the message. Well what with the bot business and Aimsplode for Admin campaign on the Wikia site, I felt this wiki wasn't for me. That was the choice I thought all Uncyclopedians were offered..but c'est la vie, Wikia Unc has been re-occupied. I had planned to donate more of my 'Roman emperors' series here but let others finish it or crap it up or delete. I was never here for the supposed prizes or glory. Being admin isn't really me either and you do learn a lot but that seems more like real work. So at least I am glad I was 'here/there' when you first logged in. I trust you keep contributing and make me think...damn!!...that was a good UnNews idea or a main article. I hope to get back to writing on the Wikia site with Spikey Puppy & The Crickets once drama has abated. Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep! (you'll get the joke I hope!). Please send joke parcels if we end up with the Swirling Swastika in control. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:12, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

A techie question from beyond the grave. Is removing articles from VfH something only admins can do? The folk here seem scared to touch the summary page, and we have some oooold ones still on here. Leverage (talk) 15:04, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi Leverage. Answer to that question is yes. Only admins can remove articles from VFH that are over 30 days old and have no chance of a being featured. They can also be removed on other grounds too - like dropping to zero votes or below, the work of an obvious vandal etc. I was doing a lot of VFH featuring/removal work before the split but I don't know which admin overlooks this here. It does need someone in my view to keep an eye on it. BTW, I liked your 'net' story! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:49, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, I thought it was admin only. Glad you liked the tennis thing. I also wrote the Joanna Lumley story with you in mind, I don't know how many other Brits are knocking around, but I thought she needed a good natured kicking. Leverage (talk) 13:59, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Sorry Leverage I wasn't clear there. I meant only admins can remove/feature articles on VFH. Regards other Brits...on this site, MattLobster is a Brit, as is admin Olipro (if I recall). So is Sycamore when he logs in. When I write UnNews stories I try to balance writing Brit stories with more international ones if I can. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:31, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Talking of being anglo-centric, what do you make of Jonathan Ross? Leverage (talk) 16:35, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Actually it is pretty funny without having to be written that way but I understand why you did it. It might be better to do that if Ross was writing a biographical entry about himself but that would be a different story. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Peter Paul Rubens, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created The Iliad, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Charles Martel, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

What is with the deletion?

Dude. Stay for a while...--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:35, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

I am removing redundant sub pages and re-directs. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:37, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Okay, I was just curious because Puppy rage-quit here.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:37, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Not my style. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:39, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

I see.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:21, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi

Do you ever visit IRC? Just curious. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:36, 29 January, 2013 (UTC)

I rarely visited IRC before the split unless I had a specific issue. Otherwise, not really my interest to hang around in - though the quiz was good as a quickfire round. Perhaps an inter-Unc competition could be held but time zones are a bugger! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:34, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Iz whore you...

...for a vote here for the guy who invented soap page. As you know, it is a wonderland of exotic words, and as you also know, if anyone else dares to read this (yes, I mean YOU!) that you pushed me into polishing it and adding to it. You are the pages long lost Uncle, one that brings silver dollars at Christmas and goes away with cake. Al 20:57 10-2-'13

Turning on the 'Aleister Translate Filter'....you wanted me to reward you on FUNC and WUNC. Done. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:42, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

While you're at it, please check out the VFH noms for Ancient Aliens, Pet rock, and if you have time, Twister (game).--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 22:16, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Abstain. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:52, 18 February 2013 (UTC)

Typo

Since you protected the article can you correct a typo in Soma: "become mandatory once it's existence becomes" (no apostrophe). Thanks. 86.150.204.63 18:45, 4 May 2013 (UTC)

Rom-rom isn't on this page so much, but I corrected the mistake. If you log in, I think you will have privileges to edit featured articles, they are 'semi' protected. Leverage (talk) 19:16, 4 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Leverage. I am in the parallel universe where everyone is still friends and nothing has changed. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:09, 11 May 2013 (UTC)

Probus

Are you just coyping how the article is written on the other site? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:38 30 May 2013

Yes, if just for my own stuff. You are missing Claudius II but that is largely Zarbag's but I will ask him if he wants that here too.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:40, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

We're missing loads of stuff over here. Albeit, we have no censorship and no SPIKE, but you guys sure are organized. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:45 30 May 2013

There's an importer thing somewhere that imports the edits as well as the content. If that matters. /me ticks obsessive-compulsively -RAHB 10:47, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:51, 30 May 2013 (UTC)