User:Spang/Awards!

Things I have been awarded! Because I'm so awesome. You're more than welcome to add more, here or on my user pages!

And now with no further delay, and in no particular order, here they are.

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The World's Biggest Ice Cream! Ceridwyn awards you the World's Biggest Ice Cream! For nerdy indents and corresponding colours, finally winning the race back to the margin, (after a mere 8 months) and for pep-talk services rendered! Please don't tell Port Isabel, Texas that I "borrowed" it!!!

The Squid Award Ceridwyn hereby bestoweth upon ye the Squid Award. For Sophisticated Laziness & for being the first to undent back to the left margin. Congratulations to you!! Hooray for squid!! May you cook it well upon a fire fueled by the dried corpses of its brethren.

	Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2007

	Noob of the Moment April 2006

	Uncyclopedian of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}} Future

Featured Image: America nrv2.jpg

This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Article: John Cage

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Water powered bus

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Image: Bush_lepers.jpg

This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For sticking up for the little guy and, um, sticking down for the trolls. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For reacting so quickly to the Spangsignal. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

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For being helpful and patient with an old man who thinks he can use a computer.--<<>> 01:25, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For fixing .js stuff. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:41, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For convincing Famine to unban me --General Insineratehymn 03:41, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Forgive the generic template, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for answering my questions on IRC without sarcasm or "you didn't know that? we must excommunicate you!" Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

has awarded you a cookie for contributing 1,000 points to F@H!

Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For your mad reversion skills of the quote spammer. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:22, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

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For promptly deleting Screw the Oscar Wilde quotes. Kind of nice for an admin to get thanks for deleting somethin, isn't it. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 01:19, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

All of your contributions as an admins sucked up until now, when you banned that JAV guy near instantaneously. Impressive. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And for fixing my nullification problem.... --* 10:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for being today's hero

You have earned the Combat Honor Medal for unblocking High Gen. Grue

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:20, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

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Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award, White Cow for your ongoing uncyclopedianship. Congradulations

now you can say to all the other admins "hey look at me I'm a white cow!" then all the other admins will be like "hey, howcome I'm not a White cow?" then you can say, "'cause I got a cool award" and then all the other admins will be jealous. --The.original.joe.shmoe 13:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For helping me with Upside Down.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and prosecutions as such.

Your "NRV the planet" image has caused me great joy! (i.e., solved some digestion issues) therfor, I am more than pleased to hereby nominate you as an HONORARY JEW! Rejoice! - Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear wishes to thank you for voting "si" on bear in VFH. Hooray for you! Hooray for magical bears!

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

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