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Ἀριστοτέλης, Aristotélēs

This is the handsome rugged face of a living long deceased legend.
Full name	"Mr." Aristotle
Born	384 B.C. Stageira, Greece
Died	322 B.C. Euboea
Era	A long long time ago,
Region	in a polis far far away...
School	Hard Knocks Greek Academy
Main interests	stuff
Notable ideas	other stuff
Influenced by	people
Influenced	other people
Favorite snack	Grapefruit

“Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. Almost.”

~ Aristotle on why he was so persuasive.

Aristotle (Greek: Ἀριστοτέλης, Aristotélēs) (384 BC – 322 BC) was a Greek philosopher, student of Plato, teacher of Alexander the Great, and all around philanderer. His teachings cover many topics, including politics, physics, sex, music, ethics, sex, and of course, Greek daytime television drama. Aristotle, along with his mentor Plato and his teacher, Socrates, are the most important philosophers of Western society. Without them, the world would have been lost. Aristotle's works influenced many thinkers throughout the years, most prominently his views on science shaped medieval scholarship for centuries until Newton came around and shred everyone's collective knowledge into a thousand tiny pieces. Paradoxically the Catholic Church borrows heavily from his use of logic as well in their scholastic traditions.

Life

Philosophical Badasses

Aristotle • Thomas Aquinas • Yogi Berra • Confucius • Joseph Ducreux • Ken Foree • Benjamin Franklin • Thomas Hobbes • Idiocrates • John Locke • Moronicus • Friedrich Nietzsche • Plato • Socrates • Voltaire • Oscar Wilde • Yoda

Freaks & Greeks

Overview	Greece Ω Greeks Ω Greek Empire Ω Greek gods Ω Greek language Ω Greek mythology Ω Byzantine Empire
Locales	Ancient Greece Ω Athens Ω Delphi Ω Geece Ω Karpathos Ω Lesbos Ω Mount Olympus Ω Rhodes Ω Sparta Ω Thermopylae
People	Achilles Ω Alexander the Great Ω Andromeda Ω Aristotle Ω Cassandra Ω Euphonium Ω Euripides Ω Helen of Troy Ω Heraclitus Ω Hercules Ω Herodotus Ω Homer Ω Homo Ω Hypocrites Ω Idiocrates Ω Mediocrates Ω Nike Ω Odysseus Ω Oedipus Ω Perseus Ω Phil the Greek Ω Phil Osophy Ω Plato Ω Pythagoras Ω Socrates Ω Sophocles Ω Testiclēs Ω Zorba The Greek
Gods & Titans	Aphrodite Ω Apollo Ω Ares Ω Athena Ω Chaos Ω Chronos Ω Cholera Ω Fatlas Ω Hades Ω Hermaphrodite Ω Hermes Ω Herpes Ω Medusa Ω Poseidon Ω Prometheus Ω Uranus Ω Zeus
Gastronomy	Olives Ω Olive oyl Ω Wheat Ω Ouzo Ω Souvlaki
Ingenuity	Comedy Ω Tragedy Ω Philosophy Ω Sodomy Ω Olympic Games
Literature	The Aeneid Ω The Destiniad Ω The Iliad Ω The Odyssey Ω Jason and the Argonauts