Portal:Comedy

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Comedy is a communication system for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians which may be Canadians, individuals, teams or troupes. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda, pornography and laundry detergent advertisements may be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially comedy.

Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology. (See more...)

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Thank you, thank you! Thank you everyone, hey how's it goin'? ....thank you. Hey, how's everybody doin' tonight? You havin' a good time?...Oh...No?...well, that's what you came to the comedy club for, right? AAAALRIGHTY!

Hey everyone, I gotta tell ya. I was watching TV yesterday, and I noticed something. You know what really sucks?: Observational comedy.

You know how comedians, I mean stand up comics, you know, they'll stand on the stage, and just talk to you about how they noticed something when they were, like, I dunno, mowing the lawn, or feeding the baby, or watching TV or something? Yeah, and then, like, they noticed it, and it totally isn't funny, but then they get up on stage and start talking about it and everybody laughs? (pause) What's up with that, am I right? (See more...)

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A stand-up comedian, the Philosopher-Kings of our day, regales the audience about a mole which looks like a tiny poo right next to his bunghole.
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert (born May 13, 1964) is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, television host, and the greatest traitor in the history of comedy. You heard me.

Long before he became the unfunny political commentator and talk show stooge you love so dearly, Colbert shone brightly as one of humor's greatest purveyors. Of course you're too young, brainwashed, and/or oblivious to know this, because the only reason you ever heard of him is his Daily Show spin-off or, God forbid, The Late Show. And because of that sad truth not only are you a comically-devoid moron, you are an unwitting supporter of comedic retrogradation. For this you should be completely, utterly ashamed. I am completely, utterly serious. (See more...)

Did you know...?
  • ... that comedy was invented by God when he created the duck-billed platypus?
  • ... that a group of two men or more is called a podcast?
  • ... that no bumper stickers were harmed in the making of this list?
  • ... that the more you drink, the funnier things are?
  • ... that a baby's heads is far too wide for a father's hips?
  • ... that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy?
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered to be the father of Comedism?
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes?
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