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Comedy is a communication system for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians which may be Canadians, individuals, teams or troupes. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda, pornography and laundry detergent advertisements may be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially comedy.


Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology. (Full article...)

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Great for beginners or people who need improvement

Jokes are one of the worlds best medicine to people who are bored, sad, or need a good laugh. They are safer than magic tricks and are easier to do than a clown doing tricks. Unfortunately, people often misuse jokes, use them at the wrong time, use stupid jokes, or don't make any sense. For example, Q: What does a policeman say to his belly. A: I got you under a vest. BOOOO! HORRIBLE! Jokes like that suck big monkey testicles. Jokes like "Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side" are old jokes and only work for younger people. A person can tell a good joke, but sometimes would fall under these categories and would fail miserably. However, this article can put an end to this. This article will teach You (<insert name here>) how to use jokes properly and without fail.

Knock-Knock Jokes...…

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Before he became this...

Stephen Colbert is the greatest traitor in the history of comedy. Long before he became the unfunny political commentator and talk show stooge you love so dearly, Colbert shown brightly as one of humor’s greatest purveyors. Of course, you’re too young, brainwashed, and/or oblivious to know this, because the only reason you’ve ever heard of Stephen Colbert is his Daily Show spin-off. And because of that sad truth, not only are you a comically-devoid moron, but an unwitting supporter of comedic retrogradation. For this, you should be completely, utterly ashamed. I am completely, utterly serious.

Stephen Tyrone Colbert was born, grew up in South Carolina, and blah blah blah. None of that shit is important. I can't even believe you're still reading this as opposed to vandalizing the page in a display of ignorant hatred for the truths I'm displaying to your meager brain cells. Seriously, I'm eagerly awaiting your slack-jawed demonstration of retaliatory idiocy.

Oh. You're staying.&#133;

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How dare you pull your piece out on the lanes, pendejo.

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Comedy News

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Did You Know...

  • ... that he more you drink, the funnier this is.
  • ...that Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus?
  • ... a priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism.
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes.
  • ... what is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs?
  • ...that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy.
  • ....that no bumper stickers were harmed making this list.


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Who's On First?

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Abbott and Costello  Andy Kaufman  Andy Richter  Andy Samberg  Betty White  Bill Bailey  Bill Cosby  Bill Hicks  Bill Maher  Billy Connolly  Bob Saget  Carlos Mencia  Carrot Top  Charlie Chaplin  Colin Mochrie  Conan O'Brien  Dane Cook  Dave Chappelle  Demetri Martin  Denis Leary  Doug Stanhope  Dylan Moran  Eric Idle  Evan Almighty  George Carlin  Gilbert Gottfried  The Goodies  Graham Chapman  Howard Stern  Hugh Laurie  Janeane Garofalo  Jay Leno  Jenny McCarthy  Jerry Seinfeld  Jon Stewart  Michael Palin  Neil Patrick Harris  Paul Giamatti  Richard Pryor  Ricky Gervais  Stephen Colbert  Stephen Fry  Steve Martin  Steven Wright  Tina Fey  Tracey Ullman  Will Ferrell

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Main Topics

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History of comedy:  God  Moses  Charlie Chaplin
Inventors and pioneers:  Some guy  A Rabbi  A Priest  A Minister  Screw in light bulbs  The Fool  Bozo the Clown  Gumby  Mao Zedong  Friedrich Engels  Karl Marx
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Things You Can Do

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