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Comedy is a communication system for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians which may be Canadians, individuals, teams or troupes. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda, pornography and laundry detergent advertisements may be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially comedy.


Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology. (Full article...)

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Great for beginners or people who need improvement

Jokes are one of the worlds best medicine to people who are bored, sad, or need a good laugh. They are safer than magic tricks and are easier to do than a clown doing tricks. Unfortunately, people often misuse jokes, use them at the wrong time, use stupid jokes, or don't make any sense. For example, Q: What does a policeman say to his belly. A: I got you under a vest. BOOOO! HORRIBLE! Jokes like that suck big monkey testicles. Jokes like "Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side" are old jokes and only work for younger people. A person can tell a good joke, but sometimes would fall under these categories and would fail miserably. However, this article can put an end to this. This article will teach You (<insert name here>) how to use jokes properly and without fail.

Knock-Knock Jokes...…

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Chaplin, spotting yet another young conquest.

Charles Spencer's Chaplin (April 16, 1889 - December 25, 1977) was a noted Canadian Thespian, noted tireless womanizer, and noted inventor of the "Hitler Mustache", a mustache that would be responsible for one of the most destructive wars in all of human history.

Chaplin himself was neither responsible for World War II nor any other war, though he has been blamed by Saddam Hussein for indirectly precipitating his downfall and was considered by Ken Watanabe as "one of the five or six best non-Japanese actors of our time." there are three facts that Charlie felt were the most important aspects of his life. Number 1: bowler hat. Number 2: cane. Number 3: There's no such thing as fight club.&#133;

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Regardless, a perfect Will Ferrell impression.

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Comedy News

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Did You Know...

  • ... that he more you drink, the funnier this is.
  • ...that Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus?
  • ... a priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism.
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes.
  • ... what is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs?
  • ...that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy.
  • ....that no bumper stickers were harmed making this list.


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Who's On First?

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Abbott and Costello

Andy Kaufman

Andy Richter

Andy Samberg

Betty White

Bill Bailey

Bill Cosby

Bill Hicks

Bill Maher

Billy Connolly

Bob Saget

Carlos Mencia

Carrot Top

Charlie Chaplin

Colin Mochrie

Conan O'Brien

Dane Cook

Dave Chappelle

Demetri Martin

Denis Leary

Doug Stanhope

Dylan Moran

Eric Idle

Evan Almighty

George Carlin

Gilbert Gottfried

The Goodies

Graham Chapman

Howard Stern

Hugh Laurie

Janeane Garofalo

Jay Leno

Jenny McCarthy

Jerry Seinfeld

Jon Stewart

Michael Palin

Neil Patrick Harris

Paul Giamatti

Richard Pryor

Ricky Gervais

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Fry

Steve Martin

Steven Wright

Tina Fey

Tracey Ullman

Will Ferrell

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Main Topics

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History of comedy:  God

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Charlie Chaplin





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Things You Can Do

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