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Comedy is a communication system for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians which may be Canadians, individuals, teams or troupes. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda, pornography and laundry detergent advertisements may be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially comedy.


Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology. (Full article...)

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An artist's depiction of what Buster would have looked like at age 25...

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966) was a unique and talented comedic actor during the silent film era. Most recognized in America, he was also known throughout the world as "that one other silent movie guy who isn't Charlie Chaplin."

Pre-Acting Career (the unimportant years - feel free to skip this bit)

Buster Keaton was born in 1895, and was like most people of that time: unfunny, proper and boring, even though his parents were stage performers. Having a baby didn't cramp their style. They just tied the youngster to a support beam or stuck him in a trunk offstage to keep him out of the way while they performed, until the day he lost the end of his finger in a wash wringer accident.

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They didn't include my middle name in this Uncyclopedia article.

Chris Rock (born February 7, 1965) is a self-ascribed African-American comedian, African-American actor, African-American screenwriter, African-American television producer, African-American film producer and an African-American director. He was voted as the fifth greatest African-American stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central. His comedic subject matter frequently focuses on the cultural values, habits, and struggles of African-Americans.

Despite the few occasions when he has passingly made mention of his ethnicity, there are still those who speculate that Rock may actually be a racist white person in prosthetic makeup.…

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Early photo of the 5 guys named Marx. Oddly enough, Karl Marx is the one taking the photo. After years of being dismissed as "comic relief" Karl would leave his brothers to become something even greater.
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Did You Know ...

  • ... that he more you drink, the funnier this is.
  • ...that Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus?
  • ... a priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism.
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes.
  • ... what is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs?
  • ...that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy.
  • ....that no bumper stickers were harmed making this list.


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Comedy
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History of comedy:GodMosesCharlie ChaplinCarrot Top

Inventors and pioneers:Some guyA RabbiA PriestA MinisterScrew in light bulbsThe FoolBozo the ClownGumbyMao ZedongFriedrich EngelsKarl MarxVladimir Ilyitch Lenin

Technology:Arrow through headRim shotsLaugh track

Random:Random ComedianRandom Comedy Article

Terms:PunsImprovSketchArmenian genocideWorkers controlling the means of productionKnock knockPunch linePay offMoney shotPeace through strengthDumb blondes

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