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Politics and conflicts Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eats every last panda Democrats fight Republican agenda with disapproving tsk tsks Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody	Crime & law NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia Supreme Court: Woman is not David Byrne's beautiful wife Mueller turns in report Senate to vote on whether to restore net neutrality UnNews remembers Harry Anderson	North America headlines Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eats every last panda Kardashian and Ye do washed up things CDC announces wonderful plan to prove vaccines cause autism Donald Trump announces military project to build Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte tanks Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody Donald Trump accidentally sets California ablaze after consuming a gas station b... Drunk pink elephant sees man at New Years' party We asked our readers what they do with horrid itchy Christmas sweaters Five Kids found missing in a Chuck E. Cheese Location OH MY GOD WHAT THE FREAK
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Culture and entertainment President pardons Princess Peach and Blossom Lucy makes surprise appearance in fighting video game Trump just won, so here's a special HowTo about dealing with the hard times that... Kamala Harris Defeats Donald Trump, Becomes 47th President of USA Photon wins Boston Marathon 100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final	Weather Gang warfare now in Houston due to Hurricane Beryl Baggins' weather reporting causes friction among former colleagues Oklahoma tornado: Banned songs list unveiled God sends hurricane to help Mitt Romney Hurricane scientists can't believe Nadine just gone Fucking Hurricane Fucking Lost	Health Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador. 'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Fi... Brah pops Zit for Bro Jenkem approved by FDA for treating depression The more you hit a child with a hammer the less it cares
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