UnNews:Australia eases disco dancing restrictions
Sunday, February 15, 2026
Today, Australia announced sweeping changes to its disco dancing restrictions. Those with mild disco dancing skills would be allowed to disco dance both at home as well as at work rather than be sent to government disco dancing rehabilitation facilities. Officials would no longer require Cha-Cha and Rhumba tests, nor the ubiquitous 'Funky Chicken' demonstration, to enter public discos or travel via moped between Australia's discos. Dance-offs would be limited to individual discotheques, work breakrooms, and dental clinics, rather than entire districts.
Mike Gibbons, Deputy Head of Australia's 'Center for Disco Control' and one of Australia’s key disco dancing advisers, predicts that 60% of Australians might be infected with the uncontrollable urge to disco dance in the expected initial surge of disco dancing as Australia loosens its policies and lightens the hell up. "Sheesh! It's about time!" said Gibbons. "What took me so long?".
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