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“HAHAHA SUS FROM AMONG US GUIZE I'M VERY FUNNY DON'T @ME I KNOW THE FUNNY”

~ The most unfortunate person to ever come across a copy of Amogus

"Sus" is an African diminutive for "suspicious". It is commonly used in the overplayed gaym simply titled Amogus played by homosexuals, Bilbo Baggins, cerebral animal classificators to convey pigs, people who act black, and by young Generation Alpha members who don't know that they're playing a game played by both gays and Baggins.

Origins[edit | edit source]

Contrary to popular belief, sus did not originate in Among Us; the term instead originated as a law that allowed British cops to arrest people for only being suspicious, but cops used the term as a form of racism and the law was done away with. Later, a comedian used the word to show people his "sus face." Eventually, 2020 happened and everyone screamed "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SHEIT." At the end of 2020, things got better (for the most part). We were blessed with things like the Cave(s and Cliffs) Update becoming a confirmed reality, school starting again (WAIT SCRATCH THAT), and of course, Among Us, the game no one played until 2020; all because of a fucking Twitch streamer.

"Sus" in Among Us[edit | edit source]

The term "sus" was re-invented by gum-chewing dropout wangstas shortening words for faster typing. After all, humans always do that, but we did it yet again and sus was used again in that classic game about finding the impostor before they find you alone, or killing people and not getting blasted off again into space. Players could be considered sus for reasons like committing murder, slipping their fat-ass posteriors into vents, converting their own flesh into that of other crew members (oh hey me), or committing more mordor (AGAIN?). Read more on this fairly useless article.

"Sus" in usage[edit | edit source]

General Teenager Crackas Fuckboys[edit | edit source]

Ocasionally, the average teenager fuckboy may start using this really shitty and cringe sus slang. The most common phrases that they send out of their foul vocal chords have been listed here:

  • "Bro, that's kinda sus, not gon' lie."
  • "Ayo, brotha, you so sus right now I finna check up on you."
  • "You're such a sussy baka desu!"
  • "Hol up, yo, das pretty sus right there."
  • "Yo, you're kinda sus my guy."
  • "MAN, I AIN'T GOT DEM BITCHES, BUT SHEIT MAN, YOU A SUS-ASS MUHFUGGA. GET YO PUNK-ASS OUTTA HEAH, FUCK YO COUCH."

Among Us Players[edit | edit source]

Among Us Players also do the same thing, but within the context of the game itself. The most commonly used phrases are:

  • "RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS"
  • "STFU UR SUS"
  • "UP IN DA VENT YOU SUS"

All of the above in the previous category may also possibly apply.

Usage in YouTube Poop Diarrheaposting (Don't question it.)[edit | edit source]

The term is also used quite often on YouTube Poop videos. The most common terms are:

Sus as a metaphor for "Rape me, please!"[edit | edit source]

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Occasionally Female Gamers on Twitch will use Sus in the colloquial, conjucal, conjointative, congenial, comma, cum loud, commonly considered lewd sense when creepy chat members promise them bitties to jiggle their ass on cam. For whatever reason, this kid's game lingo, along with such inane slogans as pogchamp (also known as "I am the silliest man to ever walk on Earth so take my fuckin' trophy") have been lumped into the same sort of circles that do this thing:

"UwU, Daddy, me so sus~! 🥵😼😼 Slipping through the vents like a mischievous catgirl, nya~! 😸👉👈 Meows and purrs, but don't be fooled, Daddy, 'cause behind these innocent eyes lies a master of deception, nya~! 😼 Among Us, we gather, with catgirls abound, serving cuteness and chaos on a silver platter, meow~! 😺💣💕💦💦 So, beware, Daddy, as we pounce with mischief and sabotage, turning the ship into a whirlwind of confusion! UwU~ 😻💖 UwU~ Me so sussy wussy I'M SHITTING IN YOUR CHIMNEY WHILE YOU FAP I'm so kawaii~😽👉👈 UwU~"

In other uncommon circumstances, rare, 2000s, internet catgirls happen to partake in this movement as well.

":33 < oh yeah! i'm sussy fur you alright! run through the vent! i'm waiting fur you to make me smile with your imposterism! hugging you, kissing you! oh! so cuuuute!!! <3"

For better or worse (it's worse) as everything melds together into the internet singularity, the conscious monoculture of various dimensions of gaming become enmeshed until we're all borged up into Amazon's cloud database.

Final Words[edit | edit source]

"Sus" has gone from a racist law to a hilarious phrase mentioned to annoy people. Funny how things work. Also: there are 9 links in this article that direct to the Among Us page. These are the things you notice while drifting through space after getting ejected.

Wha? HELLO? ANYONE??! HELP-

<insert name here> was not the imposter. 1 impostor remains.

See Also[edit | edit source]


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