Uncyclopedia:VFH/My girl's best friend

Article: My Girl's Best Friend	Score: 2 fat chicks
Nominated by:	Tribbuca222 20:19, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
For: 10	I think it's good enough. Despite failing the previous nom. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:23, 3 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 21:59, 3 May 2009 (UTC) For. —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:00, 3 May 2009 (UTC) For. Improved a lot from the last time I read it. JackOfSpades (talk) 22:48, 3 May 2009 (UTC) For I think after a few spell fixes I can give my self for now. ~SirTags tit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 06:11, 4 May 2009 For I noninated this and I think it's incredible. GO TAGS! Tribbuca222 03:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For. Neat Asahatter (annoy) 07:06, 4 May 2009 (UTC) For Yodel monkey 15:57, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For -- KneeChee 23:06, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 13:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8	Against She's fat, woohoo. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:23, 4 May 2009 (UTC) Against As above. --Moneke 15:57, 4 May 2009 (UTC) Against. per above Mnb'z 05:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Against. It moves me not. --Romartus 16:13, 5 May 2009 (UTC) against. not feeling it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:46, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Against. IronLung 03:17, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Against per DJ Irreverent.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Against. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:35, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain., like last time, but for the reason that a) "She's fat, woohoo" and b) the awkward prose. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:19, May 4 Abstain. Per the evil conservative. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Where?! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:58, May 6 There! The two governers in the bush talking about seceding the United States of America and therefore creating a whole new nation separate from the liberal north, thus destroying 300 years of progress! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:33, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Progress? I thought the British were all for state secession, so they can start with that...you know...neo-colonization. Saberwolf116 03:25, 9 May 2009 (UTC) What? Hell no. The division of societies is the worst thing ever. Not that the Labour government probably thinks the same, mind. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:03, 9 May 2009 (UTC)