Uncyclopedia:VFH/Marys lamb (second try)

Article: Marys lamb	Score: -1 poops on sticks
Nominated by:	~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:35, August 29, 2012 (UTC)
For: 6	Nom + For Best article I have ever read. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:35, August 29, 2012 (UTC) poop chew poop chew poop -- The Zombiebaron 06:36, August 29, 2012 (UTC) Boner. -RA HB 06:45, August 29, 2012 (UTC) For. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:51, August 29, 2012 (UTC) DUR HUR HUR DIS FUNNY ME LIKE IT --Lee Harvey Poop Bird 02:15, August 30, 2012 (UTC) For. I don't give a shit, XamRalco. You either feature this article or feature Fisher Price. POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:04, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 7	Against. I want to be the douche this time. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:29, August 29, 2012 (UTC) We have Fisher Price. This isn't anything special. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:36, August 29, 2012 (UTC) This article has several problems that in my view should keep it off the feature spot. One, it's too short. While length does not equal humor (I'm a one-liner fan myself), for a Wikipedia parody we should emphasize it for the feature spot. The title is grammatically incorrect, missing an apostrophe. Although in a sort of esoteric way, it is listy. Also, poop poop. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:50, August 29, 2012 (UTC) No. Per Xamralco. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:10, 29 Aug Against. Chiefjustice3DS 22:12, August 29, 2012 (UTC) Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:38, 29 August 2012 Against. Nostalgia. *RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 12:52, August 30, 2012 (UTC)