Uncyclopedia:VFH/101 uses for a dead cat

Article: 101 uses for a dead cat	Score: 8 kittens killed every time you masturbate
Nominated by:	Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 09:58, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
For: 18	Nom and For This article is around 2 or something years old, so I'm surprised it hasn't been nominated yet. I found it funny. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 09:58, July 23, 2011 (UTC) For. I nearly stopped at "fur began to fly" but pressed on. Glad I did too. Funky Monk 15:57, July 23, 2011 (UTC) Is actually more like 6 years old TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:00, July 23, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:02, 23 July 2011 For. Dr. Fenwick 20:46, July 24, 2011 (UTC) For. Sure, why not? 108.16.172.123 17:38, July 25, 2011 (UTC) For. I can think of several hundred more. InMooseWeTrust 18:43, July 25, 2011 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 19:03, July 25, 2011 (UTC) For. 69.160.178.250 04:27, August 6, 2011 (UTC) For. pimpin Kmanmcman 01:42, August 12, 2011 (UTC) For. Those crazy cats. Andorin Kato 19:45, August 12, 2011 (UTC) For. In an Art lecture during my studies at the Sorbonne we were taught that the Surrealist School were communist-leaning. I always questioned this; however this seems to lend credence to the proposition. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Amfortas von Hagen (talk • contribs) For. User:jimlemonThis is the real thing. Tears ran down my cheeks. I will never be able to look a dead cat in the eye without laughing. Fucking. LOL. And not a single list, much to my surprise and relief. Well done. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:47, 14 Aug For. :Fur. Mnid Kick me YOU or, YOU 03:12, August 15, 2011 (UTC) For. Koadster 07:11, August 15, 2011 (UTC) Sure, okay! ~ 04:59, 08/28/2011 For. Ugh. User:DJ Mixerr/sig DJ Mixerr 18:38, August 28, 2011 (UTC) For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 10	Against. -- peculiar Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 10:59, July 23, 2011 (UTC) Against. Like no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:10, July 31, 2011 (UTC) Against. Hmm, not so great. Nameable • mumble? 14:39, July 31, 2011 (UTC) Against. Jmplayer 18:45, August 9, 2011 (UTC) Against. confusing, long, unfunny 189.61.227.222 19:26, August 9, 2011 (UTC) Against. FREADUM 87.247.112.152 21:14, August 10, 2011 (UTC) Against. It's very close to feature status, but it's not quite ready yet. The LOLcat spelling grows tiresome about halfway through, and is also difficult to read. Overall, it's still very good, though. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg\|His shameless obsession.]] 08:22 August 14, 2011 (UTC) Against. Um, I'm struggling. Some bits, I like, some I don't, and it feels inconsistent in that regard. On balance, though, I'm thinking no. Sorry. --UU - natter 11:24, Aug 21 It's a crazy story, has that much going for it. Too crazy, perhaps. Grows tiresome. 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:10, 28 August 2011 Against Blarg. I understand and I wish to continue. . 09:54, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Against. Does seem a bit untidy to be a feature. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 15:24, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Against**. It needs tidying up. Actually, its focus (bad spelling) is a little too repetitive, and ends up rendering it unsuitable for a feature. Please don't eat me. 22:07, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Not a bad idea but overworks the idea of cats as bad spellers rather than the fatwa theme. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 17:15, July 24, 2011 (UTC) Is this supposed to be a parody of Rushdie's book? Is there some obvious connection I am not getting? --ShabiDOO 22:58, July 25, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. I iz having a hard time with this kind of random humor, sorry. Mattsnow** 03:15, July 26, 2011 (UTC)