Uncyclopedia:Top10 08/Jan

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become eligible for Uncyclopedia's Top 10 of 2008. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #{{u|your name}}. IPs, that is, users who are not logged in and/or do not have an account, should use 3 tildes(~) to vote. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.


Voting ends on the 15th


A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid[edit]

Score: +17
  1. Kip the Dip
  2. 15Mickey20
  3. Wehpudicabok
  4. Realturka
  5. Zombiebaron
  6. TheLedBalloon
  7. DyslexicRetard
  8. The Thinker
  9. Under user
  10. Fag
  11. The UnIdiot
  12. MrN9000
  13. Parsat
  14. DJ Irreverent
  15. Prettiestpretty
  16. SysRq
  17. Crazyswordsman

Academia[edit]

Score: +3
  1. 15Mickey20
  2. Under user
  3. Gerrycheevers

Alien vs. Predator[edit]

Score: +2
  1. Mordillo
  2. DJ Irreverent
  3. Moneke

Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905[edit]

Score: +8
  1. Wehpudicabok
  2. RAHB
  3. Mordillo
  4. THE
  5. The Thinker
  6. 15Mickey20
  7. Crazyswordsman
  8. Squiggle

Break Up Letter[edit]

Score: +3
  1. RAHB
  2. The Thinker
  3. Fag

Hong Kong Feng Shui[edit]

Score: +5
  1. Severian
  2. Mhaille
  3. Mordillo
  4. Fag
  5. DJ Irreverent

HowTo:Hear a Picture[edit]

Score: +2
  1. AE
  2. SysRq

HowTo:Mail a Letter[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Modusoperandi
  2. Realturka
  3. SysRq
  4. AE

HowTo:Play the Skin Flute[edit]

Score: +7
  1. Severian
  2. Mhaille
  3. Zombiebaron
  4. The Thinker
  5. Fag
  6. Parsat
  7. Moneke
  8. SysRq

Humanity: A Retrospective[edit]

Score: +5
  1. Wehpudicabok
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. Under user
  4. DJ Irreverent
  5. Cs1987
  6. Kip the Dip

I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation[edit]

Score: +8
  1. Kip the Dip
  2. Wehpudicabok
  3. RAHB
  4. The Thinker
  5. Fag
  6. Composure1
  7. SysRq
  8. Squiggle

Much Ado About Nothing[edit]

Score: +5
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. 15Mickey20
  3. Wehpudicabok
  4. TheLedBalloon
  5. Kip the Dip

Pacific War[edit]

Score: +3
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. AE

Thermopylae[edit]

Score: +10
  1. RAHB
  2. Mhaille
  3. Mordillo
  4. Zombiebaron
  5. Thekillerfroggy
  6. The Thinker
  7. Under user
  8. Parsat
  9. DJ Irreverent
  10. Moneke

Thomas Aquinas[edit]

Score: +3
  1. Modusoperandi
  2. THE
  3. Composure1

Thomas Hardy[edit]

Score: +1
  1. Ljlego

UnBooks:Fischer Price[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Ljlego
  2. Realturka
  3. Mordillo
  4. TheLedBalloon

UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul[edit]

Score: +3
  1. RAHB
  2. THE
  3. The Thinker

UnBooks:Surgical Phone[edit]

Score: +3
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. RAHB

UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon[edit]

Score: +5
  1. Modusoperandi
  2. Mhaille
  3. Mordillo
  4. MrN9000
  5. Kip the Dip

United Nations Charter[edit]

Score: +1
  1. Under user

UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop[edit]

Score: +4
  1. RAHB
  2. Mordillo
  3. THE
  4. TheLedBalloon
  5. The UnIdiot

UnNews:Strange "white stuff," falls from sky, America baffled[edit]

Score: +1
  1. TheLedBalloon

UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Ljlego
  2. THE
  3. Fag
  4. DJ Irreverent

UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It[edit]

Score: +12
  1. Wehpudicabok
  2. Realturka
  3. Mordillo
  4. Under user
  5. The UnIdiot
  6. AE
  7. Parsat
  8. Thekillerfroggy
  9. Composure1
  10. DJ Irreverent
  11. Moneke
  12. SysRq

UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits![edit]

Score: +7
  1. RAHB
  2. Realturka
  3. Ljlego
  4. The Thinker
  5. Under user
  6. SysRq
  7. Crazyswordsman

UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II[edit]

Score: +4
  1. RAHB
  2. THE
  3. The Thinker
  4. Under user

UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist[edit]

Score: +11
  1. Kip the Dip
  2. Severian
  3. Modusoperandi
  4. Ljlego
  5. Wehpudicabok
  6. THE
  7. Under user
  8. MrN9000
  9. Parsat
  10. Composure1
  11. Prettiestpretty

Why?:Have Humongous Breasts[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Realturka
  2. Mordillo
  3. Under user
  4. Prettiestpretty

Why?:Save the mooses?[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Wehpudicabok
  2. Fag
  3. AE
  4. SysRq

Why?:Use a wooden condom[edit]

Score: +7
  1. Realturka
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. Fag
  4. The UnIdiot
  5. Parsat
  6. SysRq
  7. 15Mickey20
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