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Score: 2

• Nom and for. Has never been nommed on this page before. And has only one ban to his name, thus shaming the whole admin community. Also has immense charisma and sex appeal, thus shaming the whole non-admin community. Also also, made an offensive comment about <insert name here>'s mother. And finally also, just used the {{username}} template for the first time. Loser. --UU - natter 14:52, Jul 14
• has only one ban to his name Shameful. MrN 01:54, Jul 24

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom and 4 Well, I think he deserves this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 12:03, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• N♥m && f♥r. Attempted to join the cabal. Even though such an exemplary organization does not exist, and as much as I wish that it did, this sort of tomfoolery cannot be tolerated. In short, fie. sirsysrq @ 17:40 Jul 4

EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Utterly useless twunt.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:08, Tuesday 01 July 2008  

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem 1st all) • Logs • Groups)

• How long has it been since the {{USERNAME}} template's been up here? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:19, Jun 30
• For! --<insert name here> 04:56, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
• Four     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:32, Saturday 05 July 2008  
• Against,my evil clone is sabotaging me. --LOLsupreme 08:44, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
• Against - Whoa crap, that worried me for a couple of seconds, there... <insert name here> is such a idiot, really you were you looking for Ban Patrol? <insert name here> deserves to be infibanned, in my opinion. Also I slept with <insert name here>'s mom. - [08:47 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
• But I iz alrede on har... mi B cumfoosed... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
• *head explodes* -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:14, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
•  3843843-3843839 Yea ban that idiot <insert name here>!!!!!! Also please Huff this article with NRV Here. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 11:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Tradition If I had a ban for every time I said that... I'd be absofuckinglutely nowhere near Cajek's level --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:54, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
• F♥r. I think it's been 20 minutes, he's due for another ban. sirsysrq @ 22:51 Jun 17
• Against He needs to be made to work harder than this for his bans... MrN 01:56, Jul 24

DJ Irreverent (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Tradition i liek bran, and I suck a guitar. There, that should be good enough for my resume. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:54, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
• Against because it's my personal mission to make sure Irreverent never gets what he wants in life. Even if it's a ban. --Hyperbole 20:25, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• For I don't want you banned. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:29, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
• Abstain I'm getting mixed signals, here. --Hyperbole 23:11, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 vote(s) to help RDB get a job

• Major for. i liek ban, and I suck at guitar. There, that should be good enough for my resume. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
•  I liek for I also heard you liek Mudkipz. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:29, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
• I'm so good at guitar. Also, I have a huge cock. Fuck you, RDB. (I don't even know who you are, that should be reason enough.) sirsysrq @ 22:52 Jun 17
• Huge In comparison to a mouse or one of those bacterias that reproduce asexually --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:27, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 votes out of boredom

• Self-nom & 4 I mean, I even nommed myself! I really must deserve it. I suck. Everyone hates me. Vote for me, you fucking pussies! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:00, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
•  Against. Prove to me that you deserve it first and then we'll talk. Maybe next month. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:52 Jun 3
•  For IMO, self whoring Noms deserve for votes in my book. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:32, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
• Abstain. per SysRq. VGD >=3 15:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
• For Asked me to. -RAHB 00:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
• For Voting too much on VFD. Also, some other comment he wrote somewhere, which I forget, but he knows what it is, and he's likely to get a kick in the balls if he says anything like that again. MrN 11:35, Jun 29
• For. What the robot guy above me said. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:50, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
• For--Phantom-Lord 03:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

VGDictator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Internet Lolcats

• Nom and For Due to not actually making any articles (although that is one sexy game). Also, he/she/it said something about my cat that I find rather offensive. VGD >=3 01:37, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
•  Douche. Get the ---- out. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:10 May 1
• It's OK, we really love you. MASSIVE FOR. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:20, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• Against. He hasn't done anything wrong. There's this guy who pretends to be Japanese who's pretty annoying, though. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:41, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

  Changed vote to Maybe. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

• Actually I need to be banned until May 23, so I can actually get schoolwork done, please. VGD >=3 18:16, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeh I was thinking about asking for a ban along the same lines...But for two reasons I'm going to vote against: 1) Just to annoy you (now I deserve a ban, heh heh!) and 2)CMC people never get banned. - 18:50 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Never get blocked, eh? VGD >=3 23:49, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Yes. - This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time! [17:25 5 July]

•  I can read my own mind so accurately, it's scary - 18:50 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

What number are you thinking of now? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:54, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Er...3? I dunno, you tell me! I wanna know, now! TELL ME! - [20:10 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

654. VGD >=3 20:28, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

n00bz – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.0.195.125 (talk • contribs)

Like you can talk, silly. =3 VGD >=3 19:38, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Image Vandals

• Nom and For For fucking up the nomination for Uncyclopedia:VFP/1, the orginal image that was up for nomination was better but he changed it mid nomination. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 23:35, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  • This sounds like whining to me. I refuse to vote unless this nom is in true spirit of FFS and not just some whiny VFP BS. sirsysrq @ 01:50 Apr 21
    • Maybe but I felt it wasn't bad enough to send to the next level, so I listed it here so it wouldn't be as hard. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 06:44, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
      • You do realize what FFS is all about, right? sirsysrq @ 15:46 Apr 21
        • Joke Bans non the less that is all I want out of this for Modusoperandi. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 17:57, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
• Retracting For Vote I kinda gave up on this one and I felt its not needed anymore. If you have another reason to vote for baning you can vote on it on this nom I guess. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 00:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
• For FS --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Syndrome (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 weird people

• Nom and For - A weird little oddball if I say so myself. --The Improver talk • contribs • 20:48, Apr 14 2008 (UTC)
• Against. I was going to vote "for," but you misspelled "weird" twice in this nomination. Shame. sirsysrq @ 21:00 Apr 14

*Against. Don't be silly. Or not. VGD >=3 01:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

• Against. I have this pattern of being banned biannually on April 9 and I don't want to break it. Is The Improver's vote annulled? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:42, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• Change vote to For VGD >=3 17:16, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
• For Ace Attacker 05:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

!!!!!!PENISPENISPENIS!!!!!! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 hatehatehaters

•  Nom and For I've had enough of this guy's sexist remarks. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 12:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
•  For. Only one contribution, lots of !!!!!PENISPENISPENIS!!!!! on his userpage. Gay name. Madmikeuk 08:51, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
•  !!!!!!STRONGFORSTRONGFORSTRONGFOR!!!!!! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:52, May. 13, 2008
• Whoops! Were you looking for Ban Patrol? Also, for. VGD >=3 17:05, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
• Against. Why? He's a dick. Er... three dicks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Capercorn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: .5 - It may be yes, it may be no...

•  Nom and For - I fail. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:56, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
•  For. - Yeah, epic failure. Geet him outta here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.90.49.254 (talk • contribs)
•  Against. Also undeserving. Start some flamewars, write an article bashing your favorite sysop, and I'll reconsider. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:05 Mar 11
•  No, No, No! - Bong Bilky Asko ^{Talk Here} 19:20, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

* Against. ...Sorry. VGD >=3 01:04, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

• Changed vote to For. VGD >=3 14:44, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Users that keep tradition alive +1 that wants to do everyone a favour!

•  Nom and For This is his favorite award and traditions must be upheld. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 03:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
•  I suck. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 03:22, Feb. 1, 2008
•  He seems to be asking for it, let's do him a favour. 81.165.224.11 17:10, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
•  Against. No way. He doesn't deserve it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:18 7 Feb, 2008)
•  For. He <3 dicks/vandals. No questions asked. --Uncognito 05:39, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

• Only Olipro's. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:36, Feb. 16, 2008

• Ineligible - as of today, he is now infibanned--Æ 20:01, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

• I'm ba-ack! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 16:50, May. 12, 2008

•  Against. No Fou-Lu 18:42, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
•  For. being Kip the Dip. MrN 01:59, Jul 24