User:Bilky asko

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Bilky asko.


dec This user has yet another userbox. Lucky bastard.
itv This user hates ITV only on days that end with y.
£30,790 Toward my brand new Toilet Pie collection!
Sunday I am only <insert stupid comment here> on days that end in y. Unfortunately, today is one of them
WXGA WXGA - The radio station presented by a computer monitor!
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Welcome to AOL. You've got mail.[edit]

Bilky Asko Talk Here 18:20, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Did you know that I am writing this to fill in some space so that the template below can spread across the page, and if I write enough nonsense someone will think there is some sort of hidden message?
Also, chesse and rennet includes chicken to increase the lactose content in turkey twizzlers, which incidentally, are extremely tasty whilst eaten outdoors, but horrid, and poisonous indoors.







Oh, balls to writing!

My Templates, or, actually, template... :([edit]

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WARNING! May contain Weapons of Mass Annoyance!
Some people believe that this article contains description of a highly dangerous object. Frankly, they're idiots.

Pickle[edit]

If this was Picklepedia they would love my usorpaij. Unfortunately, this is Unicyclepissday, so you don't get that on here. --Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)







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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)