The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything

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This article is about to demolish your delusional beliefs and reveal the futility of existence. What do you mean you didn't know? Well, it's too late now.

The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is a concept that concerns the intrinsic nature of reality.
It has been the subject of much speculation, and there is some disagreement about its actual meaning.[citation needed]

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The appropriate course of action, when confronted with The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything, involves a lot of futile resistance.

The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything may, or may not[1], refer to:

Did you know...
the 'humour' in this article may be obvious, oblivious and wholly absurd...
...on a completely different note, it might also contain subliminal wisdom and self-reference, so beware...

Meh, nobody cares. Who knows, maybe it doesn't even matter what it is!
You don't want to know this anyway, trust me!

Demoted Answers[edit]

It has been shown that these are not to be considered a valid conception of The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything:

Contents [hide]
1 Demoted Answers
2 Footnotes and References
3 Pointless Rambling, Very Harmful, Share and Despair
4 And Now for Something Completely Different
Did you know...
the ultimate degree of pointlessness attributed to the act of actually reading this article is absolutely undisputable.

Footnotes and References[edit]

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  1. ^ This may vary, depending on your beliefs. And contrary to unpopular belief, disambiguation pages signify random nonsense.
  2. ^ This is probably something completely different from The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything, as capitalization has been found to be very important when writing down the official name of stuff that may refer to "The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything". Some have philosophized that it is actually a crossbreed of ignorance and laziness.
  3. ^ More precisely, a specific thumbnail image of a particular foot that seems to have some connection to something related to humour and somekind of allegorical painting, and seemingly something very different from a hand with its thumb up that some may connect to somekind of guide that may or may not have something to do with the subject of this article.
  4. ^ However interesting they may seem, notes and references often turn out to be a real waste of time.
  1. Volte, Ed. Fisher Price: A Retrospective. Ottowa: Dewey, Cheetum & Howe, 2005.

Notes and circular references [4]

Pointless Rambling, Very Harmful, Share and Despair[edit]

This information is likely to give you a seizure.

And Now for Something Completely Different[edit]

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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