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I have a last minute nomination for VFS if you noobs would be so inclined to add it. I nominate Mhaille for admin. That is, Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me). Name a time when you haven't seen that signature coming to the rescue, making sure that everything was alright. A true philantropist and a philanderer too, he has been my idol since the very beginning. As the humble welcome-ee of Mhaille on my very first visit to the site, I now pledge to return the favor. MHAILLE FOR ADMIN! MHAILLE FOR ADMIN!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

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  1. Zombiebaron, and he's got nice boots to boot. -- The Zombiebaron 20:59, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Mhaille mhaille mhaille mhaille. Mhaille. -- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 21:04, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. You're my boy, Blue. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
  4. Mhaille doesn't suck. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:10, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Mhaille might not suck, but I do believe he sometimes plays the back nine, but only with a little putter... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:18, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
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  7. Yepyepp. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  22:11, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  8. Affermative. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:59, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  9. Toasters --General Insineratehymn 01:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  10. Damn Cylons, KILL THE FRAKING TOASTERS - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 18:30, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
    BSG for the win. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 21:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
    Yeah, BFG for the win! Woo, go tire manufacturer! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:55, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  11. Definitely for Mhaille totally deserves it. --YeOldeLuke 23:58, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Discussion

Has no-one considered the implications of this? A Liverpudlian in a position of power could spell doom for us all. ---- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 22:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

And yet millions of people love Ringo Starr. -- The Zombiebaron 23:01, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
They tolerate him, nothing more. -- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 23:14, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Not these days... Unfortunately Ringo is now dead. Mick Jagger tide him to some railway lines and drove Iver the Engine over him and his drum kit... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:19, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Aw, another one? I mean, he was without a doubt the least talented Beatle, but....now all we've got left is Sir Paul? Until that chap learns how to transpose his songs out of keys he can no longer sing, I go for Ringo and his Freedom Band or whatever the hell he calls it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:23, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Fraid so... Although Mhaille was (of course) the sixth Beatle, so there is still hope of a re-union yet. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:44, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
There can be only one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Well I'm not going to tell any Queen to "Move Over!" MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:25, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Let's push this up a notch

Mhaille for the queen of England! I think he'll do a grand job at this, and he's bound to look grand holding a scepter. Anyone with me? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:32, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Plus, I bet Mhaille wouldn't have hesitated to kill that stuck-up bitch Diana. -- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 22:16, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Look at the grassy knoll... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Let's push this somewhere else completely random related by nought but lateral thinking

Royal Mail for admin! They are so effortlessly good at losing things that huffing pages would be as easy as putting them in a postbox. And of course, the other day they lost 25 million people, so cleaning out ban patrol would be a breeze. Who's with me? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:41, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

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  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
  • Against This is a terrible idea, and the person who proposed it should be mailed to Abu Dhabi. Oh wait... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:09, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. At least they're better than Hotmail. RabbiTechno 23:52, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

New Admin Selection Process

Random eh? Ok... How about posting for admins? We could put all of the applicants for the position of new Admin into a post box and post them across the country... Those that get through get the job, and those that do not are clearly not suitable for the post. (ducks to avoid the swings) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:04, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You forget one thing: Since most of us are Americans, we're mostly morbidly obese. We'd need larger post boxes. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 13:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm American?!?! Why doesn't anyone tell me anything around the place?! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:27, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Virtually all Americans are morbidly obese. If you aren't, you aren't cool. If you are, you aren't cool. That's all you need to know. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 20:38, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Also, you're probably stupid. 'Cos that's the stereotype. -- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 22:29, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Don't forget bigoted! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:02, Nov 27
And, statistically speaking, you probably voted for Al Gore but your vote counted for George Bush. -- cut-rate Ape (wash) (Riot Porn) 23:26, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
(statistically speaking, he probably didn't vote at all) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:40, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Duuuh...how did you know that? --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 23:48, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Our bloated intelligence and military agencies, of course!. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:20, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Well I'm not sure what all this has to do with my proposed selection process... It's not like the Americans control the internet or anything... Hmm, Oh look! HERE they do! Grr Maybe someone should write an article about it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:26, 28 November 2007 (UTC) (subtle whoring)
Sadly, the US does control the internet—through ICANN. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" (cover your eyes!) 04:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)