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...our very own Premier Tom Mayfair will be a proud parent. Let's all congratulate him.

Congratulations. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:02, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm very sorry for you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:06, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations for joining the Daddy Club. Tom Mayfair is now an elite member of that club. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:15, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Look what you did! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Shouldn't we be congratulating the kid on finally doing something to make Tom proud after all this time ? What was it by the way, a good grade at school, doing the washing up ? That information seems to have been left out for some reason. Sean.hoyland - tak() 03:40, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Mazel Tov Comrade. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:05, Feb. 4, 2008

Prepare for the Dante-esque Hell of child-rearing, comrade! Oh, and congrats. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:07, Feb 4

Wait, does this mean that there's an Uncyclopedian who has had sex? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:50, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

We assume it wasn't his. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

No, we assume that the kid is a result of an unholy copulation between someone and someone else that had nothing to do with Tom whatsoever. MAzel Tov Tom! ~ Mordillo where is my GRAPE PENIS? 10:01, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, good work fella! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:51, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, congrats on the sex! I say make the kid an account. Get him/her editing as soon as he/she/it can type. And we need more votes at VFH. Everyone wins. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:34 4 Feb, 2008)

I hope you name him "Zommy" like you promised, Tommy. Or her. Hell, you should probably just name everything after me. -- The Zombiebaron 17:59, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

"Zommy Mayfair". Arghhh Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:00, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

I hope it has a gender. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:43, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey Tom! Name it after me! Ape Mayfair if its a boy and She-Ape Mayfair if its a girl. -- incompetent Ape (incarcerate) (Riot Porn) 21:53, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Имейте хорошее везение в вашем новом путешествии, камрада. I wish you the best, comrade. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

4/02/2008 @ 23:48

No, name him DJ Mayfair (or She-J Mayfair). S/he will have street cred and be accepted into high society. Win win situation, like some crappy ghetto movie where the kid raps his way to a fortune, except better.Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Congrats. Also, get the kid an account as soon as possible. For the first few years it'll be a stream of jumbled letters, but steadily his language skills will improve until he is a mighty Uncyclopedian. I reckon he could be an admin at 8 years with proper encouragement. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:13, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Didn't he already have one before this one? Regardless, the kid is lookin good Tom. Congratz buddy!! --THINKER 16:26, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations! If it's a girl you have to name it Kat! And if it's a boy you should name it Chuck Norris! Because those are the two coolest people ever thank you very much. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 20:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)