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Not one of my better ideas. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

What do you think John McCain is all about? If elected he would do a third Bush term. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:13, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
George Lucas for presidents. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 01:51, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Ralph Nader son. Ralph-fucking-Nader!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I heard Ralph Nader and Daniel Radcliffe got it on, if you know what I mean. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 00:52, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I have no idea what you mean. Please explain, including every excruciating detail, no matter how delightfully sickening it may seem. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:44, May 16
I seconded that motion! Included pictures if present. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:49, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

TKF stole from me!

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Damn it. THIEF! You be a thief! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:55, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

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TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:52, May 16
Hey, Led, you seem a little rusty there. Need some oil, buddy? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:02, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
No, but a reducing agent, or at least a deoxidizing substance, would be nice. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:17, May 16
Sorry, I only got oil. Greatest profit potential, you see. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:19, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

I've said it before and I'll say it again...











FUCK











NO!






^_^ - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 19:21, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Clearly, you aren't a patriot. Real Americans love bush. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:13, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, go back to South Korea Bin Laden. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 23:24, May. 16, 2008

Obligatory Neo-Con stance

Vote McCain! Obama is suxx0rz! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:12, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory Gun-totin' TRUE Neo-Con stance

Vote Reagan! Living people is suxx0rz! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:33, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory 'stache wearin' TRUE Neo-Con stance

Vote Adolf! Jews is suxx0rz! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:33, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Not gay.

Obligatory 'stache wearin' Gun-totin' TRUE Neo-Con stance

Oh a little to the right, yeah work with it, angry pose. Be the lion, roar. Let it out. Oh yeah look at those guns. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:33, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory 'stache wearin' Gun-totin' Bible thumpin' TRUE Neo-Con stance

I'm soooo not gay. Fabulously so. P.S. Not gay. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:58, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Aren't you Canadian?--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:00, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Does it matter? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:59, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Well...the growth rate in Canada is low... (so is Scotland though;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:12, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
That's because by the time we get the toques, mittens, snowshoes, scarfs, long johns, longer johns, socks and snowsuits off, mating season is over. I don't know what Scotland's excuse is, though. Homosexuality, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:28, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
It's because all the good ones emigrated to Canada. Spang talk 01:24, 25 May 2008
They do have gay marriage in Canada, eh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:30, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
They allow marrige between people in Canada, if it's dog or higher here, we don't allow it--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:50, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
That's probably for the best. It's a wedding frenzy in Canada, from what I hear. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:21, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Re:Actual Neo-Con stance

Vote McCain, ban communists! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:13, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory in hell dinin' Sword-totin' SPARTAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!11 stance

VOTE SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!11 Persians are suxx0rz! ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 17:48, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory Libertarian stance

Vote for Bob Bahr, yeah sure nobody ever heard of him, but he is a Libertarian and not a Neocon or Neolib or even a Neopet. He is basically a sane version of Ron Paul. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:40, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Did you just use "sane" and "Ron Paul" together in a sentence that made sense? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:24, May 27
No. Barr is a nut, too. Witness:

He authored and sponsored the Defense of Marriage Act, a law enacted in 1996 which states that only marriages that are between a man and a woman can be federally recognized, and individual states may choose not to recognize a same-sex marriage performed in another state.

Barr sat on the Board of Directors of the National Rifle Association

Barr's strong stance against medical marijuana put him at odds with marijuana policy reformers

In Congress, he also controversially proposed that the Pentagon ban the practice of Wicca in the military

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:53, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Praise Barr, the answer to all of our white, Protestant, real American prayers! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 05:13, May 27
I know! Why, just the other day they forgot to put soy milk in my latte! Instead, they put in milk milk! Oh, heavy is the white guy's burden, what with the oppression, the lack of representation on film and television, industry, the schools and universities, the courts, and in politics! We hold all the cards in the poker game of life and yet we still can't find the keys of freedom to release us from the shackles of oppression in this mixed metaphor of a world! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:37, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Err, I think you lost me a few metaphors in. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:21, May 27
You have to at least try to keep up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)