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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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There is no God but Muhammad and Allah is his prophet

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Happy old year

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We found a copy of Super Mario and destroyed it.

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We are ded

Twitter-logo.png 12 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

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Twitter-logo.png 13 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo.png 14 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo.png 15 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

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Have to poop.

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pooped.

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It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo.png 18 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

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@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo.png 20 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo.png 22 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

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Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

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The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo.png 24 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

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Never blinking always staring.

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I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo.png 27 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

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Twitter-logo.png 28 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

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12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo.png 1 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo.png 1 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo.png 2 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

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Twitter-logo.png 3 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo.png 4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo.png 4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo.png 4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

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I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo.png 6 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @dsoprano @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden #X
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