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12 Oct 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
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11 Oct 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
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10 Oct 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
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8 Oct 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
There is no God but Muhammad and Allah is his prophet
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5 Oct 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Happy old year
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30 Sep 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
We found a copy of Super Mario and destroyed it.
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26 Sep 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
We are ded
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12 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g
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13 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore
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14 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.
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15 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?
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16 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Have to poop.
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17 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
pooped.
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17 Jun 2024Tom Peepers @5741k3r
It's like a dream come true! Retweeted by Twitter (Official)
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18 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do
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19 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry
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20 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?
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22 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.
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23 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.
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24 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
The @Oracle is visiting!
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24 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.
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25 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Never blinking always staring.
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27 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers
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27 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo
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28 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.
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28 Jun 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.
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1 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.
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1 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.
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2 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o
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3 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.
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4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY
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4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8
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4 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.
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6 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.
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6 Jul 2024Twitter (official) @twitter
Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do
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18:59See also @morelinks
#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @dsoprano @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden #X Retweeted by Twitter (Official)
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