User talk:Cassie/archive12

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Please block Fr0sty and SPambot with autoblock disabled

I created them to attempt to set off abuse filters. Thanks.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:07, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Alrighty. I think I'll go with a Charlie-block.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:09am  March 15, 2021

You forgot to check out QVFD updated ;) -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:11, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:39am  March 15, 2021

Except not, because User:Gale5050/fririt is still bluelinked. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:45, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done, for real this time.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:10am  March 16, 2021

Uncyclopedia:VFP/Catch Coronavirus.jpg

Forgot to feature, unless it was meant to be later on today. Also, Charlie appeares to have forgotten to block the users. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:14, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Featured!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:40am  March 15, 2021

107.181.135.0/24 and 181.214.40.0/21

Please block both for 3 years per Wikipedia as open proxy. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

In addition, please block 107.181.134.0/23 for a year as an open proxy per Wikipedia. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Nvm, 107.181.134.0/23 is also blocked 3 years on Wikipedia. It just didn't show up immediately. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, five years.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:41am  March 15, 2021

Forgot to block lol. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:45, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I'm dumb.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:04am  March 15, 2021

Which one?

Which forum should I create; one on huffing all interstates except Interstate 95, one on ECP'ing all FAs, or one on requiring a minimum wait (3-7 days), on VFH noms, whilst closing them as failed after 90 days unless have enough consensus to support.

Also it's super weird, its 9:47pm in my timezone yet 1:47am UTC, not 2:47. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:47, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Btw, to anyone knowing why I picked I-95, it has the best shot of being featured and therefore, should not be deleted to allow that to happen. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Please lump them all into one forum sometime around the end of the month. Having an excessive number of forums can be counterproductive to Uncyclopedia's functioning. I think if you post the forum sometime around March 27 it should be fine. As for the UTC thing, I'm not a hundred percent sure if all is working well with it... fuck DST (and the changes it brings along).  Cassandra  (talk) 09:35am  March 15, 2021

Yes, but I am afraid if we do that, few people will take it very seriously, especially if we drop too much at once. So we really can only do 1 idea, which preferably would be now. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:31, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't think starting a forum about whether or not to huff all articles of a particular category is a good idea. Each article can be VFDed and judged on its own. I also think starting a forum about changes to any part of VFH is pointless since we already had one recently and everyone except one person agreed that no changes were necessary. Also, as for automatically giving autopatrolled to extended confirmed users, Pugsleyfan69420 would be autopatrolled now, if that were the case, something to think about. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:54, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I will agree that the VFH forum should probably wait for ~4 more months due to the recent forum, maybe even more. I don't think VFDing will be enough, because it (1) takes a lot of time and (2) it clutters VFD. Also, Pugsleyfan69420 had there ECP revoked and therefore would not be autopatrolled. I think putting ECP in autopatrol and deleting all interstates minus I-95 is a good idea but I will agree about the VFHs. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:58, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Little do we know, very few forum ideas got published. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:16, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Interstate 15

Please put into VFD. Overexpired fix tag. 4:51am UTC 1/1/2021. 12/31/2020 11:51pm local time for me(last 9 minutes of year)!-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 02:01, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, done.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:43am  March 15, 2021

It's weird too; 48 hrs ago that would be 9:01pm for me, but this time it was 10:01pm. And your comment was at 5:43am local time for you. This is gonna take time to get used to, like when I edited WP last time. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:46, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh agreed. And then time will switch right back.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:37am  March 16, 2021

Please create: UnFilms Main Page, Clarence (Cartoon), and Urophagia!

New IdEaS!1!!!!! Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 12:52, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Please see UN:REQ. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 12:53, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Nyeh. I've got 61 unreads to siphon through, so I don't have enough time.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:38am  March 16, 2021

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Roblox&type=revision&diff=6034433&oldid=6034189

Pugsley causing more disruption and edit warring. I think it's block time. Please use Huggle when blocking, and please disable TPA (do to abuse last time). -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:36, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I'm not exactly opposing another block since I haven't looked through all of Pugsley's recent edits. But that particular edit that is highlighted here actually isn't that disruptive and kinda highlights why Charlie needs to explain things a little more. I see that JJPMaster also reverted the edit, and maybe that image can go, but I think that Pugsley's addition to the lead was actually really funny and should stay. MrX blow me 15:50, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I disagree, having 2 people revert your edit is bad. If Pugsley is able to talk it to the talk page and gain consensus, then fine, but otherwise a block is needed to prevent further edit warring disruptive editing. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:53, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, putting something in once and then reverting a bot once hardly constitutes edit warring here, and you've done similar stuff many times. MrX blow me 15:56, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

The consensus is 2-1 against keeping the addition, so they need to gain consensus on there end, I understand I have done similar things but it was a while ago. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:58, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't count? A bot does? I really don't wanna get into another argument. MrX blow me 16:04, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

2-2 is reasonable, but since I am also against the edit (what?), it's 3-2. You can gain consensus for your side. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:55, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

And MrX violated consensus and re-established it. I can't re-revert, nor can I discuss on any talk page. Can you discuss on the talk page and give notifications on every talk page involved, Cassie? I know I won't be able to partake in any discussion. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:01, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I "violated consensus"?? I don't believe consensus had been established one way or the other. It's still just a liiiiittle early to make such a declaration, and the first revert was done by a bot. Tread carefully, Gale5050, your accusations and bossy attitude are not appreciated, to say the least. MrX blow me 17:07, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

You didn't violate consensus per se but what I'm saying is more people disagree with you then agree, so you need to convince people to agree with you before re-enabling the change, especially when it is with a confirmed disruptive editor who has been blocked once omn their IP and once on their account. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:29, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Those edits minus the image MrX removed should not be remotely controversial. Gale...consensus is a word we rarely use on uncyclopedia. Please stop using it. We aren't wikipedia. We don't go by votes but by ignoring the stupidest edits/reverts/comments. ShabiDOO 19:20, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

But more people are against the change then are for it, so therefore it should be removed. Not that Pugsley gets her way... --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:44, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll make my full case here. That is blatantly unfunny, takes humour away from the rest of the article (which isn't that good btw), and makes people find another article. Therefore, that text should be removed from the image, in a small effort to help the article. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:51, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

We don't work that way Gale. We don't vote on the content of pages. You aren't even allowed to edit these pages so why are you trying to get content you don't like removed? Isn't that a way to get around your sanctions (editing by proxy?). Let the editors work it out. If they can't or there is a revert-war...an admin will. There are plenty of other things to do here Gale. Consider letting the admins do their job. They don't need continuous feed back or opinions on how they are doing things. ShabiDOO 20:10, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

<thinking about this since 23:02 UTC><typing it since 23:10 UTC> Ok, first off, me requesting ICUs to articles would technically be "proxy editing". Same would these edit requests. Technically, if you stretch it really far(like to Venus), even requesting a block would be proxy editing, but that's arbitrary.

Second of all, there are more people who want to remove it then who want to keep it, including you it's 3-3. That's a tie. I can assure you that ~65% of people would find it unfunny, which is why we have the talk page, though a discussion here could also work. The tp may be better, bc (1) it won't spam Cassie with notifications, and (2) it would allow for more of a central discussion (we can copy/paste this over here). It's not so much that I don't like it, its that others don't including the creater of Uncyclopedia's RedWarn and Huggle. He also got us over 25% of the way to a million on the former count to a million forum. So even removing automated accounts, its a slight tilt. "Roblox is a crappy video game with a just as crappy abusive chat filter that can be easily bypassed with using Chinese characters resembling Latin letters. For example "尺𠀉𠄐凡尺刀" will bypass the filters and hurt someone's feelings." is extremely random. "Roblox is a crappy video game with an abusive chat filter." is a much more encyclopediac-type lead, which in part lead to this revert(see [1].)

Finally, why don't you participate in this discussion. Probably would mean more then shaming me about everything. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:19, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale I've told you twice now that we aren't wikipedia and we don't have wikipedia style votes or discussions on this website. Are you completely utterly incapable of listening to people or respecting the way we do things? I don't think you are. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS INTO YOUR HEAD? What do I have to do or say to get you to respect the way we do things here? Why can't you bloody listen? Holy god damn shit-sticks. ShabiDOO 00:50, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh, so that's why I have 61 unreads on my talk page. Oh well, I am contractually obligated to joke-block you for talk page disruption. For real though, Uncyclopedia is not a bureaucracy and does not operate using strict voting systems à la Wikipedia. Expecting participation in a discussion is also mostly nonsensical, unless the discussion is highly important and well-advertised (e.g. VFS most times). As such, please drop the formalities, a little at least.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:41am  March 16, 2021

Yeah I know. But that doesn’t mean that if one user adds it back it it should stay, when clearly others disagree. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:09, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Chakuwiki

plz icu. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:52, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done, because eh. Chakuwiki is a real wiki though.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:44am  March 16, 2021

Could you please

unblock 68.40.176.29 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 17:53, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Unless that's your IP(Cassie can do a CheckUser to determine that), please don't. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:54, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Btw QVFD needs work. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh fine, will CU and unblock. Also checking qvfd now.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:04am  March 16, 2021

ABlatantSpambot

It may be JJPMaster.Please CU check.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:58, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

It is. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:11, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Can you please then maybe add {{sock|JJPMaster}} ? That's what I do, to prevent evading scrutiny. I know I linked to a Wikipedia policy, I may make UN:SCRUTINY. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:22, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, I guess it is solved. Feel free to slip it into Uncyclopedia's info page on sock puppetry, wherever that is.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:45am  March 16, 2021

UN:SHOE. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 01:46, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Very long link, shortening so the page isn't super stretched

Please delete. Strong no. Disruption, even if occuring in userspace. i think a block is necessary. Though if she is found innocent of her other "crime", it should only be 7 days. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:46, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I removed the spammy unicode Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 20:14, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I take back my block request, but that page still needs to be deleted for various reasons. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:17, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Huffed, please let me know if any more QVFDable stuff comes out of Pugsleyfan69420's account.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:47am  March 16, 2021

proxy detected

192.109.110.0/24 3 years please per WP. (Or 34 months, which is another WP block used, I'd recommend that).--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:12, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, 5 years it is.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:48am  March 16, 2021

Filter 44

Can you make it public please? I wanna know what blocked me. Also pleaseupdate it on User:Abuse filter.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:37, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

It's actually in there. Also, apparently it's unappealable. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 21:46, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes, however, Filter 44 is changed cause that's what blocked me.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:54, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Either that or you did something to trip up Filter 44. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 21:56, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

I did, same exact website, but it is now appealable. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:55, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

It's a spam website, no shit. That's why. I changed the filter so it now only blocks users with <10 edits.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:51am  March 16, 2021

Lots and lots of sheepies

Please ICU. I mean, wow. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:04, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Unilateral huff invoked.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:52am  March 16, 2021

185.245.85.0/24

Open proxy, please block either 35 months or 3 years (36 months) per WP,thanks!-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:06, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Rounded to 5 years. You don't have to specify the specific length each time because I'll always default to either 1 or 5 years... just say "5 years" in this case. I don't want you to be wasting to much time leaving me all of these messages, after all!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:53am  March 16, 2021

Dennis the Menace

Please archive (and without the lock it was de facto deleted), with a result of Userfy. I did the oldvfd stuff already, cause it is within my sanctions. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:47, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

(Why don't they allow non-admin closures?) JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 00:54, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

They do, put you have to be in the Uncyclopedia:Poopsmith's Lounge. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:08, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

That page has been inactive for seven years. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 01:14, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Well then, you can start up a forum vote to revive it at the Village Dump. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:16, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

However, I don't like WP NAC's, especially on CSDs. That, IMO, should be admin-only. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:17, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh sure. Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:58am  March 16, 2021

81.19.208.0/20

Please block either 18 or 27 months, per WP. Used for spambottery.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:26, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Rounded down to 1 years... I guess.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:57am  March 16, 2021

UnNews:Winter Storm Xylia drops record snow on Denver, whilst most of the nation is much below average temperatures

I think construction tag can be removed. 4300 bytes, has a decent amount of humor(Republicans flying mP air in Colorado and Democrats making it worse). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:33, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

And congratulations to making it to the end of your talk page backlog. As of now, but invoking the "it's 9:39pm and I'm going to attempt to go to bed excuse even though it also takes an hour .--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:39, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Thank you Gale! I'll rm the construction tag now. I guess. If I don't fall asleep between now and then.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:56am  March 16, 2021

Shall

I set my bot to automatically archive your talk page if it exceeds n bytes? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 01:45, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I'm not exactly sure how that works. Is there a section that you can specify as "do not archive", or a specific template you can designate as the archive header? It's because I currently use a sort-of-special system on top of a one-week archive schedule. Sorry! Please enlighten me.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:55am  March 16, 2021

Ok, but Cassie HAS to unarchivd everything first. Then your bot could be like Lowercase Sigmabot 3. But can you use your bot on CTAB? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:09, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Do you mean to archive CTAB? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 12:13, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

If I unarchived everything we would maybe be at more than 2 megabytes. :thinkeline:.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:13pm  March 16, 2021

Ok but....can you please condense it down to just 2 or 3 archives? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:50, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Lockdown (UK)

Please remember to semi your FAs, also check out your prot requests for more! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:12, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

A bot to autosemiprotect FAs and subsequently insert the pp-semi template would be so useful...  Cassandra  (talk) 12:14pm  March 16, 2021

We don’t have pp-semi tho. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:19, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

23.231.32.65

Tried to make a spambot article. However, since it was only once, may be a good fair editor. Please warn with {{uw-spambot}}. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:40, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Nvm, 23.231.32.0/20 is a open proxy. Please block accordingly. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:44, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Huffed for 5 years.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:58pm  March 16, 2021

Lockdown

Uh, you need to fix that link big time, cause it shows as a redirect. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:48, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Weird. I see it as Lockdown (UK).  Cassandra  (talk) 11:00pm  March 16, 2021

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/6034867

Uh, more disruptive editing from Pugsleyfan69420...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:11, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

We need an interaction ban between Pugsleyfan and Cassie in bot form. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 23:03, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, I'll instate UN:OFFICE upon their return. I let Charlie do their thing. (Btw, Charlie is genderless.)  Cassandra  (talk) 11:08pm  March 16, 2021

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Space Opera in Scientology

Kinda stale and only 4-2. I think it should be failed because significant concerns were raised, not edited in over a month, only has +2 score(not enough to feature), and even got Hipponias and MrX, who practically never oppose, to oppose, which shows something significant. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:16, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
make sure to put it in the format below.

Score of +2(4/2)after 44 days

Thanks. This was the old way I believe. Either way Kakun does it this way. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:18, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll invoke not enough consensus next time I visit VFH.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:10pm  March 16, 2021

Wait no. You need to use the stamp parameter. I think. Just make sure it gets done correctly and fill in all parameters. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:10, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia weird formatting

Is it just me, or did the formatting for everybody else just change drastically, and how the hell do I change it back? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:20, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Idk. Also note I’m gonna be on mobile till like 17:25 UTC, so...Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:30, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Does anyone else's pages (besides Cassie's for some reason) look like this???

Besides, when editing there's no upload image-to-article, show preview, etc. Is my uncyclopedia fucked or is this what everyone else's looks like too? – Preceding unsigned comment added by WohMi (talk • contribs)

No, but I don’t think anyone has done what you did on your user page. But again, I’m on mobile. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:46, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

BTW, as you requested on your userpage, you link to categories by putting a colon in front of the category name; like [[:Category:AGH MY EYES]] becomes Category:AGH MY EYES. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:50, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

It's not just my Page, it's every page. Editing this right now makes it look like this.

I can't use preview or upload image and I have to do it manually

WohMi, are you on mobile? If so, it may have switched to mobile version from desktop version. It happens every now and then for some reason. Just scroll down and click desktop. If you're not on mobile, then sorry but I don't know. Hope it works out. MrX blow me 16:06, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks pal! That fixed it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:17, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:19, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I know what's going on, you are editing an old revision. Cassie's talk page is extremely hostile to mobile users, so at the top click "latest revision". --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:47, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I designed the Strawberry skin (the one on my talkpage), which is strapped on top of Vector and based off the Stardew Valley Wiki skin, with absolutely no regards as to mobile users, so please just tolerate it. The mobile layout is pretty bad for editing (it's fine for viewing). I'm glad MrX managed to remedy things for you. If someone here is willing to reskin MinervaNeue in the style of Strawberry, please let me know. (Maybe I should just steal their skin again. It's CC-BY-NC-SA licensed, so....)  Cassandra  (talk) 11:14pm  March 16, 2021

Please block 69.124.35.50

6 months per WP, open proxy. But a year is also reasonable. Spambot. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:19, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I went with the standard instead.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:16pm  March 16, 2021

Please

deal with Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/ICU. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:57, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I think MrBeast should be kept. It’s improved a lot and it’s been peed. It has great potential. The others can probably be deleted. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:27, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Proceeding as such. I guess. My eyes hurt.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:17pm  March 16, 2021

Request

Can you move Uncyclopedia:VFP/Ajohnson.jpg, Uncyclopedia:VFP/Screenshot 20201027-102727.png, Uncyclopedia:VFP/ChonkScale.png, Uncyclopedia:VFP/Sotp.jpg, Uncyclopedia:VFP/Finger Gun.png, and Uncyclopedia:VFP/Wizard of moz.jpg to Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive? Thanks, that's normally whats done when VFPs is deleted, is that it is moved over there, to allow people to view it who do not have thumbsucker access. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:03, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Now is the perfect opportunity for me to request thumbsucker access for literally no reason. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:19, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I  endorse him to be a thumbsucker. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:29, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Also by this point there is no way you won't be a sysop if I nominate you at UN:VFS. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:36, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll grant you thumbsucker access based on VFS; please request yourself for "interface & thumbsucker" permissions and, if elected, I'll grant you those rights. As for sysop, I suspect that it might not work yet, simply because of a lack of seniority on your end... sorry.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:34pm  March 16, 2021

Although, I do feel nice, so have a 31-hour-long taste of thumbsucker, JJPMaster. You've earnt it.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:36pm  March 16, 2021

How exactly would requesting those rights at VFS work though? Are you gonna have to like change the rules to allow requests for other rights at VFS? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 23:41, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I added a provision accounting for interface administrator: if you manage to obtain that, I'll simultaneously grant you thumbsucker.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:44pm  March 16, 2021

And also how will I "request myself" the rights if no self-noms are allowed? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 23:46, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

I'd do it for you, new page reviewer on enwiki. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:08, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Except Cassie forgot to do the main part of my request. Lol. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:41, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks to my newly received thumb-related ability, I'll do it for you. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 00:44, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Whoops, oopsies. Maybe next time I guess... Thanks once again, JJ (as they call you on the forbidden wiki, that is :winkeline:)  Cassandra  (talk) 12:49am  March 17, 2021

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFS&type=revision&diff=6011922&oldid=6011920

Please extend to 00:00 UTC, March 31. Someone forgot to account for the UTC.....--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:37, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Done! Also, Kakun almost nominated someone...  Cassandra  (talk) 11:41pm  March 16, 2021

Please rename filter 86...

to "Forbid use of Mess template" to correct the typo in "Forbuid use of Mess template". JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:43, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

 Against. I kinda like the typo given how {{Mess}} messes everything up. I'll show you. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:51, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

See [2], which should be RevisionDeleted when Cassie comes online. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:54, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, can't revdel, too messy. Keeping the typo too, because it's a mess.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:45pm  March 16, 2021

5.69.5.87

At this point we really gotta ask them to create an account. I mean, they will lose all there work at some point.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:01, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

And this is the point where Cassie signed off....--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:04, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  Cassandra  (talk) 12:05am  March 17, 2021

I mean, it's only 8:06. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:06, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  Cassandra  (talk) 12:22am  March 17, 2021

MediaWiki:Common.js edit request

Please add 'Portal': { tabText: 'Portal' }, below 'Un-Bestiary': { tabText:'Bestiary' }, in the sitewide common.js file. Please remember to copy the comma as well. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:09, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Also we need to pester Lyrithya to install mw:Extension:SyntaxHighlight. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:10, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

JJP, can't you bug another admin about it? Maybe an admin whose talkpage isn't archived weekly cause they get 100 kB in a week? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:41, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Seriously, Gale, it's fine. I'm okay with the weekly archives. I try to log on twice a day to do my job, because I like it.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:18pm  March 16, 2021

I'll do it now, by the way.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:05am  March 17, 2021

> JJP, can't you bug another admin about it? Maybe an admin whose talkpage isn't archived weekly cause they get 100 kB in a week?

Irony! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:51, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:BrokenRedirects

Please clear. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:43, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Done  Cassandra  (talk) 12:08am  March 17, 2021

talkback

Hello, Cassie. You have new messages at User talk:Cassie/protection requests.
Message added 20:51, 16 March 2021 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:51, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

All done!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:13am  March 17, 2021

84.24.55.249

Please warn using RedWarn. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:47, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Doesn't seem bad enough for a warning, even a lvl 1. I'll just let it slip. And ugh, I'm FINALLY done.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:15am  March 17, 2021

73.235.91.43

Please warn with uw-spambot. Used for spambottery, but also made legit contributions. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:59, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Additionally, abused on Wikipedia. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:59, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I gave them an informal warning. Any next infringements on Uncyclopedian policy will result in a uw4im, and subsequently a 3 day block.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:32pm  March 17, 2021

Swangie

While they did trip the abuse filter, [3], it was a good faith attempt and I think the song should be created (albeit it UnTunes, please carry it over). In addition, please welcome the user to not scare them off. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Created page at UnTunes:Banana, will notify the user.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:34pm  March 17, 2021

Svex 88134kg

FYI, Svex 88134kg (the star spammer) is back in the form of Flex 91783km. Please nuke their contribs. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 11:02, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

And please disable TPA from both. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:21, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

And please add {{sockblock}} to the talk pages as well and add the malicious sockpuppetry template.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:38, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

User nuked, filter 84 (emerg. filter) reactivated, sent ultimatum to talk page. TPA will be revoked if further sockpuppetry is detected.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:40pm  March 17, 2021

CheckUser initiated, sock Confirmed (same /22 IP range).  Cassandra  (talk) 01:41pm  March 17, 2021

I'd say that's more of a Likely then a Confirmed.You also need to check geolocation and ISP, and things like that. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:46, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Eurgh, fine. I'll proceed with a geo-check, just to make sure that this is Confirmed instead of Likely. Even if it weren't,  UN:DUCK would apply here.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:54pm  March 17, 2021

Both IPs point to the same city in the People's Republic of China. Same ISP too. I would say "very, very likely".  Cassandra  (talk) 02:00pm  March 17, 2021

So it's a border of Likely and Confirmed. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:01, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Since we have {{possilikely}}, someone needs to create {{likonfirmed}}. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 14:04, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

No, {{extremely likely}} is better. First though, you need to bug Wikipedia. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:28, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Y'know, you can design the icon yourself! Going ahead with that might be a good idea if you're a prospective admin... :thinkeline:  Cassandra  (talk) 10:39pm  March 17, 2021

No I can't....--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:40, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done by JJPMaster. The accounts are Extremely likely. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:47, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

107.150.80.0/21

open proxy.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:34, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Proxy huffed!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:45pm  March 17, 2021

Pugsleyfan69420

has now copy-pasted the entirety of Vietnamese Wikipedia's article on urine to her talk page. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 14:46, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Please disable TPA and restart the block. Please also put them into UN:OFFICE. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:30, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Wait no! Better idea! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:32, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Please check your protection requests. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:34, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Verifying now. I'll initiate UN:OFFICE as the block expires, it'll restrict many forms of disruptive editing outside of userspace, and copyvios outside and inside userspace.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:40pm  March 17, 2021

Copy-pasted:  Done anyways, but the ECP will expire as soon the aforementioned user will be unblocked, so have fun messing around with it for now.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:42pm  March 17, 2021

Edit request on 2000

Can you add for January 31, 2000, a link to Alaska Roller Coaster Ride 261? Can you also add it to UN:ANV(if it is possible)? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:41, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 15:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

thank you!  Cassandra  (talk) 10:42pm  March 17, 2021

UnNews:Alabama Senator sworn in

Based on edit summary, please mark with {{construction}}. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:55, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

SMH, Gale5050, we've talked about slapping tags on articles 2 minutes after their creation. MrX blow me 16:06, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

But unlike ICU, this is not UN:BITEy. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:09, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I didn't say it was. But you don't need to put a tag on an article so quickly. Give the author some time to work on it before jumping all over them with your bureaucrap. MrX blow me 16:13, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I will also note though, that a construction tag was removed. The point of {{construction}} is to let them know to finish it. Unlike ICU, this can be applied immediately. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:14, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Once again, you are not listening. Applying any tag to an article that isn't QVFDish so quickly is annoying, unhelpful, and disruptive. Simsilikesims doesn't need to be told to finish the article. MrX blow me 16:18, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Actually, I saw something. He asked specifically to not put a tag without constructive criticism on the talk page. How did I not see that. Still, had he not done that, it would have been appropriate. Numerous people agree to put it on before you would, you may want to delay it but others do disagree. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:25, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, please listen. She left that message on the talk page after the tag was added. With or without it, adding a tag so quickly to an article that is clearly not spam or some short QVFD crap is not appropriate. Please stop falsely claiming bullshit about "numerous people" who agree with you. This behavior of yours has to stop. Please. MrX blow me 16:28, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Super duper ironic how you clearly aren't listening to me, either.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:31, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

But while that is not spam, it is not something we exactly need here. It is not true, and also not very funny, and poorly formatted. It is a disaster, and it direly needs a tag. Many pages are like that. We cannot be super-duper soft on people and waiting 3 days to ICU an article, because then it gets to live for 3 more days. I literally have to put construction tags on, so... --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:34, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale. Please. When you've got people disagreeing with you constantly about shit, maybe it's a good time to realize that the problem may not be them. Also, UN:News does not need to be true, in fact it's discouraged. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:19, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

They may not need to be true, but the discouraging is not true. They want it to be based on a real event, then make up the information. However, I was wrong - it did happen. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:29, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

GALE STOP REQUESTING ANY TAGS MINUTES AFTER THE ARTICLE IS CREATED. STOP IT. END OF DISCUSSION. NO MORE DEBATE ShabiDOO 19:00, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

read w:WP:TAGBOMBING before you proceed, gale. otherwise :gladeline: may have to smite you. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:10, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

No not end of story. You failed to adress my concern, and by this point, you are deliberately avoiding it, by "appearing to make me look weaker". JJPMaster does have a good point about tag bombing though; although I am not entirely sure if "premature tagging" qualifies, it might. Anyway, Do you know MrX off-wiki? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:22, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

And the reason why I suspect meatpuppetry is because there behavior is very similar (being overly harsh to be and shaming me, whereas JJPMaster at least tries to be more reasonable), they generally vote similar on VFH, and they have both been extremely reluctant to tag articles, I am not assuming meatpuppetry but it is a concern. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:25, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

None of us can fucking stand this anymore. Cassie...please...for the love of God do something about Gale. Asking him things doesn't work...only sanctions. Please consider tightening them up considerably for the sake of this wiki. All the joy is gone. ShabiDOO 19:31, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

As has been proven, tighter sanctions don't work. The sole sanction that could be extended is I must redact requests to have a maintence tag when a user opposes it, but that's it. Otherwise, collateral damage. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:37, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Cassie can feel that something's going on! (delivered by JJPMaster on behalf of Cassie) 19:41, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I think he's making a joke, but two things.

1. Using <big> tags over and over again is problematic to readers. Consider making everything else smaller instead, if you really insist.
2. I proposed two sets of sanctions that may work, including
   1. Limit of 5 replies on talk pages, and only 2 arguments allowed per week with the 5 reply limit.
   2. Requests of talk page maintence tags can be declined by any editor without further discussion.

But the way things are being brought about here on your end also isn't ok. Slightly stricter sanctions are ok, but remember not to cause collateral damage. (Full community assessment may also be needed for the 4/4 sanctions, because otherwise it would be overly harsh against me).

I will also agree not to make meatpuppetry concerns or sockpuppetry concerns without more evidence, like I also did with Hipponias and WohMi. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:46, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale I told you not to change my formatting. Don't do it again. ShabiDOO 20:25, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I know you don't like that I changed the formatting, but so many big tags is kinda disruptive. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Convinent enough, Judge Cassie is here. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:44, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

For the sake of sanity, here are the sanctions that I'm adopting: Gale must wait until at least 3 hours following the last edit to any given page before slapping construction/icu tags onto a page created by a non-autoconfirmed user or IP; for pages created by an autoconfirmed user, Gale must wait 23 hours. Applicable until current round of sanctions end. See User talk:Cassie/Gale5050 sanctions.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:49pm  March 17, 2021

Do you mean, requesting it? I can't do it lol. Please clarify immediately.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:51, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Nvm I see. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:52, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Interaction ban time? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:50, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll add that too. Between Gale5050 --> Shabidoo and MrX, excluding replies on my talkpage if either user is replying directly to Gale (and subsequent threads), effective now until March 22 2021 0:00UTC.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:54pm  March 17, 2021

That is such a minor set of sanctions. Gale's behaviour is getting worse and worse and you keep tolerating it Cassie and you just gave him the most minor bandaid sanction possible? We keep replying to his obnoxiousness and he never relents and responds with worse and worse stubbornness and you aren't doing what is necessary to stop it...instead you actually put a bloody interaction ban to MrX and I? WTF? We have been insanely patient and understanding with him. I'm not going to stick around if you keep enabling Gale. And I wouldn't be surprised if MrX does the same. I love this site to death but these days I dread reading the recent changes on my watchlist and the fun and joy of this place has been totally sucked out. ShabiDOO 23:19, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

...I'm sorry to hear that. Please see the message I left on your user talk page concerning next steps and how I finally chose to proceed in regards to Gale5050.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:33am  March 18, 2021

We really have to stop tolerating this overharashness. This is going to be a severe barrier. The only reason you're getting frustrated is because you are letting yourself. Maybe just take like a day or two off Uncyclopedia, and review pending changes or revert vandalism on Wikipedia (they could use it, especially after wp:Special:Permalink/1012022051#February_2021. Thus for this reason, I think that when evaluating 4/4 sanctions, we ask a broader range, for that reason of to prevent overharshness from getting in the way. It's important to not just ask a few editors, but ask many, in these cases. And what's even worse, is that the partial block barely even prevents this from happening again, which is the biggest problem; that what has happened can easily happen again under this partial block. That's the ultimate problem with, well, a lot of these sanctions. The perfect balence would require hours of thinking but, is ultimately worth it to make Uncyclopedia best for all. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:37, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I was thinking that, I could be banned from requesting ICU/construction tags if I can't do it myself, and ban for requesting reversion of quesitonable vandalism. That would stop 90% of disputes on this page, and my partial block could probably be shortened to 24 hours, allowing me to expand on epic new articles! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:55, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

We also have to stop taking sanctions suggestions from overly harsh users. Doing so will make it so it never gets better. Sadly, they are the only ones who care. We need to get more people involved, because them saying “you’re being too lenient”, while maybe true, is EXTREMELY harsh, and we need to stop tolerating there overharshness. And I know that for a fact because when others do things ha idol is fine, but when I do it, she get angry at the EXACT SAME THING she lets slide with other users. You can’t have it both ways, unless there is a really good explanation behind this, more then “you’re sanctioned and I am not”.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:38, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Re to self - I acknowledge my sanctions risk me a 3 day block for insulting other editors. I am aware of what statements could backfire on me. Hopefully it isn’t construed as such. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:05, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Reason for so much markup

Why do you need so many <big> tags to get your message across? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:28, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Because quiet plain text and politely asking Gale not to do things doesn't work...sadly. ShabiDOO 20:37, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Split into 3 level heading, to divert attention. In any case, I get your point. I just disagree with it; that's all. I don't think extremely strict sanctions are a good thing. It should get slightly stricter and not a huge wham-down, in the sake of collateral. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

It: 2-1 split on the overexcessive markup. I say we leave it at one. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:37, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Statement by JJPMaster

All I'm gonna say here is: the IBAN should've been two-way. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 02:08, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

as great as that is, Cassie would not agree to sanction other users. But maybe that would work; a 2 way iban, plus all the other things I proposed, and then it can be lifted and love the other concern lying right below. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:51, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

But yes, I do agree to that as a good solution. I also propose JJPMaster become a “parole officer helper”, meaning he proposes more reasonable sanctions and blocks from a more neutral point of view. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:05, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFP/2561.jpg

Failed, only .5 vote in favor and 2 against(and a 4th editor abstaining). Please delete and copy over on Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive. (Or Archive 27, if you want). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:08, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Huffed per standard procedure.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:56pm  March 17, 2021

Yes, but normally it is then copied on Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:57, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

My thumb will be automatically removed in a few hours, but I've done it. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

OMG I just realized something!

WohMi hasn’t been banned yet, even jokebanned. By doing so he is himself doing something worthy of a nice old block of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. He must learn that no one can not get jokebanned, not even him. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:19, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Leave me alone, Gale. I am pure of heart, and I can do no wrong. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:16, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

May I introduce to you...THE BLOCK LOG OF CASSIE! <crowd cheers> NO ONE is immune from the joke blocks! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:38, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

One day, I'll swing the joke-ban hammer. Whether it's for sixty-nine seconds or for any other (insert funny number here) block length. However, I must wait until I have a good reason to block. I never block without a proper justification.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:57pm  March 16, 2021

There is enough reason to block - they edited another userpage (69 seconds). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:48, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, don't think it's bad enough... any other evidence?  Cassandra  (talk) 12:54am  March 17, 2021

On talk pages they dont use 2 level headings making everything harder to find. UnNews talk:Super Bowl 55.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:08, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh my :gladeline:... that is unforgivable. So much so that I don't even think a 69-second block will be enough! I support a four minute and twenty second block instead. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 13:20, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes, please immediatelty block for 4 minutes and 20 seconds. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:52, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale, stop trying to get me blocked. It's not funny. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:32, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

You kind of need to adapt to the culture. Joke blocks are actually fairly common here on Uncyclopedia. You're formatting is attrocious, and a block of 4 minutes and 20 seconds is needed to show that. However, a 69 second block is fine, and I may prefer that; 69 seconds is barely any time at all. Trust me, I have had a 30 minute jokeblock. Please chill. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:37, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

And I almost received a 4 hour and twenty minute jokeblock due to my discovery of platformer-game-wiki. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 17:50, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

;*Your, and my formatting is better than yours by a long shot. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:39, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Uh huh. You don't use two level headings, and the 2nd diff is...well. Also you forgot to add asteriks to things. I think a 4 minute and 20 second block will teach WohMi a lesson. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:05, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

If these horrendous grammar mistakes continue, I will have no choice but to ask :gladeline: to smite WohMi. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:07, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Can you please stop using :gladeline:? If you don't, I will have no choice but to request your block of 69 seconds, bc its getting annoying. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:13, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Quit talking shit, Gale. Otherwise, I'll have to invoke :gladeline: upon you. You'll notice that I'm not using level 2 headlines on talk pages where there's only 1 line. If there's only 1 topic, I'm not going to use level 2 headlines; there's no reason to. As for the asteriks part, you'll notice yet again that there's only 1 person voting in that section: me. Thirdly, why the fuck are you doing this? Do you get a rise about being a dickhead and constantly creating arguments with people instead of admitting you're wrong, or do you have some hidden grudge against me that has caused you to save every itty-bitty mistake that I've done and complain to Cassie (who you already bother enough about useless shit) that I need to be blocked? Very kindly, piss off. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:28, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Can you please stop?All we're requesting is a 4 minute and 20 second jokeblock. Chill, please! It's not like were requesting a block that would actually reflect negatively on you. Consider how JJPMaster kindly accepted his 13 minute 37 second jokeblock. It's common culture on Uncyclopedia. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:51, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale...the culture of joke blocks is usually between admins and is explicitly done in a joking way and very little fuss is made of it. They are always spontaneous and nver planned. Never on the history of this website have I ever seen a user requesting an admin to make a joke block on another user...it's slightly strange. Consider forgetting about this joke and leaving WohMi alone. Gale...you really need to learn limits and boundaries with other people and to put serious effort into respecting them. ShabiDOO 20:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Are you only saying that because I'm the one requesting it? If not, there is plenty of reason to request a jokeblock. They have caused some big formatting issues. Also, a clean block log on Uncyclopedia is an ugly block log. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:00, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Why not an n second block for everyone involved. Either way, Maddy Thorson is not proud. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 21:00, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Agreed. Cassie, I think every user who made an edit deserves a 69 second block.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:02, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

How about YOU stop, Gale. You're the one who has bothered Cassie for me to get blocked (twice now, actually). And "we're?" It's you Gale. I don't want to get blocked, simple. I think you should really listen to what Shabidoo is saying, because you're making it hard for me to stay constructive on this. Let's just drop it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:29, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

WohMi, c'mon, I even agreed to commute it to 69 seconds. You can't stand being blocked for a minute and 9 seconds? You should not use Shabidoo as a reliable source; after all they have been found to be slightly harsh. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

I think that, the best way to go around this is to give everyone (minus Cassie), who commented in this section, a 69 second block. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

And during your 69 second block, everyone (except me, who is globally locked on all WMF wikis), can go to wp:Special:RecentChanges, and whoever reverts the most vandalism gets 1,337,420,069 wiki points?--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:36, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Did... did you discover LifeWiki? :panicline: JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:37, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 No blocks imposed, owing to how this feels excessively premeditated to feel like a jokeblock.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:01pm  March 17, 2021

Sigh. Next time he fucks up he'll get jokeblocked.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:02, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

ICU removal

[4]. Inappropriate please reinstate. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:31, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 18:41, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Harvey

Yeah, it's failed and I withdraw. Just make it say

Score of +0.5 (1.5/1) after 27 days

And make sure the 27 days is visible in some way. Thanks. (I know when I've lost, and this is not a VFH I will carry out). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:51, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 11:02pm  March 17, 2021

Ololo

Please ICU. It has a coherent idea, but so far poor execution. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:04, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

ICU'd for "too short".  Cassandra  (talk) 11:03pm  March 17, 2021

What the shit

Either delete, ICU, or something, because just no. No. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:04, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Unilaterally huffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:05pm  March 17, 2021

UnNews:Toddler learns new word from book FACSINATING DISCORVERYE

Please put an expand tag on it and/or VFD. Bad article that went stale for a month. Editor writing it currently blocked. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:22, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Userified.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:04pm  March 17, 2021

And please disable all categories, per UN:XNR. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:37, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

qvfd

please check it out --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:05, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Alright, but please note that I'm heading to sleep after reading this.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:06pm  March 17, 2021

Really? It's 7:06pm!--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:06, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:08pm  March 17, 2021

Interaction ban

Can someone please clarify what exactly the interaction ban entails? MrX blow me 00:00, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I've undo'd the action and taken harsher measures against Gale, per reasons I outlined in Shabidoo's userpage. I originally wanted to add this interaction ban to say that Gale may not message you without the presence of a direct reply towards a message from Gale on your end first. Once again, sorry again for my (perceived) lenience.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:32am  March 18, 2021

In a way though, it's actually harsher that way - not being able to reply to block concerns is a big disadvantage. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:45, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I have literally no idea why the IBAN was one-way. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 01:47, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Nor do I. JJPMaster, if you were to become an admin, would you want to be a parole officer of mine? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:36, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

IPBE

Please remove it; bc I am done testing the filter. Kinda boring now. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:16, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:34am  March 18, 2021

Way to make partial blocks, um, just read and find out cause I can't describe it so well in the title

Basically, 45% of my edits are in the user talk namespace, which makes it seem I am not so much here to help. Partial blocks the way you did it, make it much worse. Is there any way to "flatten" that issue? I really don't have any good ideas tho. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:27, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Maybe next time, I'll boot you only out of user space and user talk space, instead of booting you outside of everywhere minus userspace and user talk space. We'll see.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:38pm  March 18, 2021

Cassie finally returned from theasleep. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:41, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Cassie

You might consider having Gale put his various suggestions (for example spamming, vandals) on his own talk page (or a separate page dedicated for that). All of these requests seriously clog up your talk page and it would be better to have them on a dedicated page than here. I'd also recommend having him stop reminding you about VFH, VFD and VFP as you (and the new admin(s) about to be voted in) are quite capable of yourself/ves of doing that without reminders from users (or users telling you how to do it). It is entirely an admin thing and traditionally users have only reminded admins about this when they are excessively late in dealing with it. ShabiDOO 13:14, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I am  For. a special page relating to that, but I am  Against. not being able to request closures. Sometimes, a little reminder is useful, and it doesn’t seem that anyone else cares. Traditionally, we didn’t even use warning templates and instead used custom words; that’s now changed. Therefore, I see no issues in this if he doesn’t care. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:36, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll either consider setting up a special talk page specifically for Gale-to-me requests, or otherwise set up a throttle abuse filter that limits Gale to 10 or 12 edits per day on my talk page. The reminders do help, but having them like 5 times a day is definitely contributing to the fact that I need weekly archives, and could maybe even do semiweekly archives.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:41pm  March 18, 2021

The first option is better then the 2nd. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:42, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

And if you do the 2nd option, please at least make it from 04:00-04:00 UTC, which is midnight in my timezone. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:46, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Miley Spears

Not sure if it should be deleted or what, but sock of permabanned user should not be displayed on the hall of shame. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:27, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I adjusted the score to 0. ALso added a little footnote.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:43pm  March 18, 2021

Grangeparkdarla Being bad

More blanking. Please block indef (using Huggle of course). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:30, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't think indef is right, but yes please do block Grangeparkdarla, I put the user at Ban Patrol as well. MrX blow me 16:29, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I think indeed is right, given there last block message. But I think a block of at least ONE MONTH is needed to protect Uncyclopedia. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:10, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

I think three months should be enough. If any further vandalism occurs it'll be a permanent block.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:46pm  March 18, 2021

185.14.160.26

Proxy used for spam; please block 2 weeks(been proxy for a week). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:37, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Alright. I'll reply to everything else on my talkpage later, because my left eye hurts. See ya soon.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:48pm  March 18, 2021

Oh no, he forgot the most important thing. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:49, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Request

There is a discussion on JJP’s talk page that directly involves me. Can I participate? If not please carry the following over.

“UN:BITE has been used against me on users who aren’t new, I was warned about biting MrX and Shabidoo. I was not showered with encouragement, rather, harsh messages. I have written a lot of comedy, but they reject good articles, such as Hurricane Harvey, which was rejected. They keep complaining about how many facts, even though THIS IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA. I have been taught a message on my talk page from MrX or Shabidoo is some form of shame, leading to harsher sanctions then deserved, while at the same time. UnWeather is a success, allow it to happen! I was blatantly interrupted from writing about the 2019 & 2020 retirements. Hurricane Harvey is, IMO, funnier then articles that wound up on the main page, such as Human rights. One last thing; it was technically only 5 months, because basically 10/5-12/26 was filled with inactivity, check my contributions between that point, had I not been exposed on WP, it would have been longer.

I’d say one of my best articles might be about the sunrise in longyearbyen, Ted Cruz going to Cancun, or about the super bowl. Actually, both my Cuomo and pacific typhoon names article got on the UnNews main page(like, front of it)and the Cuomo article was approved by an admin(because RecentUnNews is technically fully protected it’s confusing). I have also gotten Interstate 95 near to FA status, albeit it was ~20% written by me, so I can’t directly nominate it till at least 4/4. Also, any maintence tags requests have to be made. Contributing to Uncyclopedia can be made in different ways, so I’d say i’ve done a pretty good job making articles. MrX has done more then necessary shaming on my UnScripts, but my UnDebate was pretty good - I have also made a lot of redirects that are useful. My sanctions severely limit my capacity to contribute, which I think is a big issue. And all these partial blocks do is make it worse. There are so many situations where “you can’t have it both ways” apply, yet it does. And that is the issue. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:23, 18 March 2021 (UTC)”

Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:24, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Sure but only once the partial block expires. I cannot accord to you an excessive number of privileges, unfortunately.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:17am  March 19, 2021

It doesn't expire; rather; it requires you to be online ~00:30 UTC Sunday, in which case then it will be carried over.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:22, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh, send me an email and I should be on. I'm usually more active on weekends anyway.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:25am  March 19, 2021

Better way of doing unblock requests

Instead of using “tl”’s, you can instead use nowikis, which leaves it visible while removing it from the category, like on User talk: Pugsleyfan69420. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:30, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Or, try using {{unblocked}} and {{unblock declined}}, two impromptu templates I created for this exact purpose! JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 18:12, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Yeah please use it on pugsley's TP. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:21, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks JJPMaster (once again). And thanks for the suggestion too, Gale.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:18am  March 19, 2021

206.176.84.3

Please block 6 years per Wikipedia. Used for spam, tripped the abuse filter, and just look at this! And this! On WP alone, Note that the filter is private and I can't see what they've done, so please verify carefully before blocking in case it is in good faith. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:42, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

*cough* we need an abuse filter manager right *cough* JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:46, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

JJP, at this point you should just become an admin. I can get you set up at VFS on 4/1. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:47, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

 Not done because this is a school IP and not an open proxy. I've left a special message here saying that this is a school IP. Vandalism will be treated with prompt soft-blocks.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:20am  March 19, 2021

196.199.119.151

Spammer. No WP block to compare to, so I'd just say 3 months, like the abuse filter. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:48, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh sure,  Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:23am  March 19, 2021

104.246.81.8

Open proxy used for spambottery. Please block 1 year, it's been an open proxy for some time. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:56, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Eh,  Done again. Gosh I'm so fucking tired.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:24am  March 19, 2021

Partial partial block appeal

The main problem with my partial sanctions is it draws me closer to NOTHERE territory. I propose that

1. I be allowed to edit in one content namespace of your choosing (mainspace, UnNews, UnDebates, UnDictionary and so on), for the remainder of the 48 hours
2. In exchange, the block is extended to the userspace.

I also think that partial blocks should be used, but rather for less serious violations, there is a stricter sanction set (maybe, we revert back to 2/19 sanctions for 48 hours, which were pretty tight), Partial blocks may be used for things bordering an ordinary block (but we'll see). What I mean is, for a somewhat minor infraction it will be 2/19 sanctions, moderate is partial blocks, and severe is a full sitewide block. I don't really think anyone would be complaining about me creating an Un(whatever), especially if it turns out to be good. (I'll agree to a 12hr ban if, after the time is up, the article is still pretty bad, and the article gets deleted.) It probably won't be UnNews if granted tho...

The only reason I request this is to make me seem less in that NOTHERE territory, which this partial block (sadly) encourages. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:51, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale one of the sanctions you have is to not complain about them which you have violated numerous times today...so consider accepting them will grace and not bitching about them. Nobody wants to hear it. Work within the limits of your sanctions, stop complaining about them and trying to find ways around them, listen to others and interact amicably with fellow users and I'm sure Cassie will eventually soften them. ShabiDOO 23:13, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes, but the problem is, 45% of my edits are in the user talk namespace. That's......a bit to high for it to make myself here to build Uncyclopedia.Evantually that's going to become an issue, and partial blocks like this don't help. Why should I take something with grace that's going to ultimately backfire. Imagines in head, block reason 50% of edits in user talk namespace .--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:02, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

P.S. this technically isn't complaning about sanctions, but an overharsh partial block. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:07, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

You are unambiguously complaining and violating your sanctions in the process. Nobody wants to hear how harsh you think it is. Nobody cares. So it would be best of you stopped. ShabiDOO 00:17, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

It is, which is why my 4/5 sanctions should be applied via forum. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:27, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

I will construct an analogy. Say you're driving to work in 4 inches of snow. The temperature is 34°F. Is that unambiguously miserable? I don't think so. Also, I don't think this exempts me from my 168 hr limit, giving me 5 days. Actually, under that policy, 2008 United States Senate election in Minnesota should probably be deleted. <sigh>. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:37, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Looks like someone's in trouble again! "Gale is forbidden from.... Challenging the above sanctions, unless explicitly permitted to do so by a parole officer." Oh well, I have no choice but to extend your partial block by 24 hours; as such, the current "appeal time" is Mar 21 '21, 0:00 UTC.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:22am  March 19, 2021

This is actually getting insane. So basically if I get blocked for a sanction violation, that block is unappealable (i.e., TPA and email revoked?) --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:25, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

It would solely depend on the severity of the breach of the sanction. Just don't be an Alden or Aimsplode and you won't be permablocked without TPA unilaterally.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:26am  March 19, 2021

It wouldn't be a permablock, it would be for 3 or 6 days, but if it's unappealable, I'm assuming TPA would be disabled during that time. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:28, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Depends on how nice I feel on the given day. This time, don't worry, no full blocks will be imposed, but if it does happen that you get full blocked I'll decide on the spot. Who needs written policies anyways.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:29am  March 19, 2021

So I'd have TPA.....but would not be allowed to use it? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:35, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Gale, YOU are the one who choses to continuously edit during your block period, not anyone else. You made the mistakes, now you gotta deal with the consequences. Here are some suggestions for what to do while you wait for this block/restriction/whatever you have right now:

1. Go do ANYTHING else.
2. Start a charity.
3. Put yourself in a medically-induced coma until whenever you can appeal it.
4. Go outside.

I hope these help. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:40, 19 March 2021 (UTC) P.S: I noticed on your talk page that you've logged out until March 20th. Whether that stays true or not remains to be seen. Also, how in the BLOODY hell did you manage over 2000 edits during a 30 day period with a sanction and a block? That's just impressive. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:44, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

It's called spamming my user talk page.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:27am  March 19, 2021

I guess this is a break for you, so I'll stop sending you messages unless I feel like it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:26, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Ehehehe. It's only really applicable to Gale... I would maybe be at archive 8 right now if Gale only sent me 1 talk page message per day.  Cassandra  (talk) 06:53pm  March 19, 2021

I agree. Maybe someone should have a wee chat with him about it when he inevitably returns. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:12, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, so I only contributed to 27%. Anwyay tomorrow when I can edit VFD there is that one that's getting quick consensus to delete so I may miss it. It's the last one, if anyone cares to vote. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:11, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Huh, I was under the impression you would be signed out until tomorrow afternoon. Oh well. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:40, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

I am. It was important. Signing out now...please don't disturb me.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:02, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Okie-dokie.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:48pm  March 19, 2021

144.168.128.0/17

Open proxy; please block 2 or 3 years per Wikipedia. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:58, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Going ahead now! And since my talkpage backlog is now clear, time for me to head to sleep.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:24am  March 19, 2021

I-15 VFD

The people have spoken! 4-0 discussion to delete, still roomy wants to huff all interstates (worth a forum). Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:17, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

The forum could go up on April 2nd; as for now, I'm deleting Interstate 15 itself. Creating a large number of humorous articles on Interstates is incredibly challenging, so maybe just one article on the entire Interstate system could work.  Cassandra  (talk) 06:54pm  March 19, 2021

That may be better, actually. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:08, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Hi again Gale, you vanished for a suspiciously long amount of time. Perhaps the longest I've ever seen you vanish :P. Well... we already have an article on interstates but it really sucks; improving upon that would be pretty useful.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:10pm  March 19, 2021

Peace

Ohm...ohhhhhhhhm.................oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! ShabiDOO 19:13, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Uh... do you feel okay? Should we send help? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:25, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Ummmmmmm... is everything alright?  Cassandra  (talk) 08:01pm  March 19, 2021

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ShabiDOO 20:19, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Don't worry, I'm sending help! JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:21, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Shab, could you "Ohhhm" somewhere else? It's stretching out the talk page again. Sheesh, the nerve of some people! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:33, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Has my help arrived yet? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 21:07, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

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ShabiDOO 22:56, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh no. My help didn't work. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 23:08, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Derp ShabiDOO 23:37, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

User successfully interrupted  Cassandra  (talk) 11:49pm  March 19, 2021

185.130.184.192.0/26

Please block,multiple spambots operating out of that range. Scanning for open proxies. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:09, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Found 185.130.184.0/22, please block that instead. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:09, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Huffed the /22.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:50pm  March 19, 2021

User talk:Svex 88134kg

Can you put {{checkuserblock}} there? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:46, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

Nah, not for now. It'll require a more specific template that emphasizes the unappealability of the block (since it's a CWA case with 3+ accounts involved).  Cassandra  (talk) 11:51pm  March 19, 2021

Try {{Checkuserblock-notalk}}. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 00:05, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Also you can try a trick stolen from WP and put the template in the block summary, so the user sees the template in the block reason field when they try to edit, like CLCStudent's block summary. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 00:32, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Great! Well, I think I might import a modified version of Wikipedia's SPI templates for the purposes of checkuser and spambot blocks; it can't hurt at all to have MOAR BUREAUCRACY.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:28am  March 20, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election

You are welcome to vote in Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election (or erection). --Jabberwock (talk) 01:14, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll vote at a later time. Too tired right now. I also think that such a universal election should occur every year, and we could update it each year!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:29am  March 20, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election

Can I vote in that when my partial block expires? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:30, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I do not mind at all, albeit only +1 votes. this isn't really a forum for "Against" votes, so I'll have to refuse those. (No abstains).  Cassandra  (talk) 07:45pm  March 20, 2021

"High attention" VF's

I feel like some like Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnRecipe:Sweet sixteen, Uncyclopedia:VFP/PresidentSanders.jpg, and Uncyclopedia:VFD#Interstate 180, are high attention. They are close to passing, but still need more input, and are getting kinda stale. Wondering if you can have Charlie broadcast it to everyone, to get more attention on these (without canvassing, of course). --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:39, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I think the sweet sixteen one is entirely stale, because the date when we would've featured it has passed, and now the joke doesn't really work. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 14:42, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I gotta agree. If not resolved before my partial block is lifted, I'll have to move to 0.5 against. But JJP, what about the Bernie Sanders one? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:49, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

The Bernie Sanders one shouldn't simply be closed as stale. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:56, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

That i agree, but it needs one more "for" vote to pass.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:52, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll broadcast some more VFHs. I think the Sweet Sixteen one can be recycled for any 16th day of a month, but oh well... And please try to refrain from changing votes months after casting them. It kinda distorts VFH.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:46pm  March 20, 2021

Yeah, that's a good idea. Unfortionately Sweet 16 will have to wait till 4/16.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:58, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Get someone to vote for it w/o creating another sock, and then I can schedule a VFH ahead of time.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:40pm  March 20, 2021

JJPMaster. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:43, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

If JJPMaster had 10 years' experience Uncycing, I would happily nominate 'em for admin.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:45am  March 21, 2021

To quote that one guy from Computerphile who did that video about SQL injection (not Tom Scott), "I don't think that's an actual verb". JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 01:38, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Please

redirect User:RedWarn/.js to User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:08, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 07:48pm  March 20, 2021

To redirect JS pages, you do it a different way, in this case, you replace the text with

/* #REDIRECT */mw.loader.load("//en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js\u0026action=raw\u0026ctype=text/javascript");

, because wikitext syntax doesn't work in JS, as Izno told me. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:27, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Cassie is stupid. Anyways,  Done.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:41pm  March 20, 2021

Possible sockpuppetry

I think the admin named Cassie is actually part of this LSD. Evidences

1. You unblocked them. Sus.
2. You make an incredibly big deal out of them, even making a filter after them. How would you know what settings to apply? Sus.
3. You want them to trip the filter, so it's possible you wanna trip it. Incredibly sus.

So they should be CU'ed and if confirmed, result in a 248 year second block for Cassie, 1 year second for each sock. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:01, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

{{Extremely likely}}. Bagged, tagged, and ragged. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 19:26, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Striking. You're not a CU! I also propose JJPMaster recieve a block of 4 minutes and 20 seconds for being a fake CU. That's highly illegal! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:35, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Initiating blocks in a moment.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:50pm  March 20, 2021

183.197.56.5

Spambot. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:03, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Sending the huffing machine now.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:51pm  March 20, 2021

Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnRecipe:Sweet sixteen

Yup, hit the required +5. Please schedule to feature 4/16, and semi prot the article. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:41, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done and  Done  Cassandra  (talk) 12:55am  March 21, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/ICU

Needs work. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:23, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

It's now clean again. We've got several other ICUs coming up soon though...  Cassandra  (talk) 01:00am  March 21, 2021

YGM

Sorry for the dual notification but it's important and you don't seem to be online. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:51, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

What does YGM mean?  Cassandra  (talk) 12:41am  March 21, 2021

You got mail. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:41, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Ehehe, now I get it. You've been unblocked.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:56am  March 21, 2021

Abuse filter

For some reason ur abuse filter marks as Polish/Turkish spam spelling [[es:Cólera]]. Could u please fix it? seems ur the most active admin here lol 181.64.241.87 (talk) 03:46, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Hey amigo! That's odd, but it appears to only affect IP editors. I went ahead and added the Spanish language link to Cholera, which is what I'm assuming you were trying to do. If it was another article, let me know. As for fixing the filter, I'll have to leave that task to the most active admin here by faaaaar. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:22, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

MrX, I would recommend not doing things and waiting for Cassie to reply. You(nor do I), actually know what was going on, and it may have been a mistake. However, that IP is not an open proxy and given the geolocation, I believe they do speak Spanish. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:09, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Y'know, it's fine. Feel free to help with it! The thing is, we are pretty strict about our use of the abuse filter because Uncyclopedia receives spambots by the hundreds; if it weren't for me imposing sweeping IP range blocks we would have thousands of 'em within days! I'll quickly amend the filter now. Have a good day!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:16pm  March 21, 2021

I propose that, instead, Cassie, that we make more filters public. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:01, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Or create an abuse filter maintainer user group JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:24, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't think so. It would be so much easier if you were admin. I'll nominate you at VFS; hopefully you'll pas. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:32, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh well. I'm sorry, Lyrithya. Also, edit conflict. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cassie (talk • contribs)

Hi Gale5050, once again I'm a little confused by what exactly you mean (I can't tell if you're saying that I don't know what's going on or not), and once again I'm a little annoyed with your tone and your telling me I may have made a mistake, which I hadn't. If you would've simply clicked on the IP's contributions, you would've seen that they made an almost identical request at Talk:Harry S. Truman, so I don't know why you felt any reason to assume anything else was going on. Furthermore, anyone reading this after you chimed in might have thought that the IP editor is a spammer because you changed their signature with this edit. I'm gonna go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that was a bizarre typo, so please be careful. Please. Please. I don't know how many more times or ways I can say this, please be better. MrX blow me 19:52, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Per the above.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:36pm  March 21, 2021

Regarding that edit - I didn't even know my computer did that. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:43, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

---

Thank you all :) And yeah, of course i wanted to put it in cholera lol. 181.64.241.87 (talk) 21:57, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Time for someone to give them {{welcome-anon}}. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:15, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Crosswiki spam

47.96.148.248. Including Uncyclopedia and Wikimedia sites. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:52, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Applying the standard block now.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:04pm  March 21, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/WIP

Needs work. In addition, John Legend has an expired fix tag, so it's best to put into VFD. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:10, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

I'll take care of those later once I'm no longer exhausted as hell.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:15pm  March 21, 2021

LouisaChute8781

Spambot; please block 24 years(per Uncyclopedia:Policy, "Spammers get blocked for 24 years"). Thanks.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:42, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Is User:Chronarion the only God, or is User:Sophia the only Goddess? Oh well, I'm proceeding using sockpuppet rules: indef it is.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:08pm  March 21, 2021

No socks confirmed, but oh well. Time to disregard the very policy I'm supposed to follow.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:14pm  March 21, 2021

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Fringe (TV series)

Please delete. 4.5-0 at VFD. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:33, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

 Already done by Cassie. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 16:00, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Hashing algorithms

Question: Is the hash you added to your user page supposed to be like Wikipedia's w:Template:Committed identity? Also, please don't use SHA-1. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 16:02, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

The module was used on Celeste Wiki to hash the soundtrack file names, in order to comply with composer Lena Raine's request to make sure that the files, if accessible, weren't downloadable. Don't worry, I'll probably use something more secure for a committed identity!  Cassandra  (talk) 04:51pm  March 21, 2021

User:Kaizer the Bjorn

Please put {{User not here}} on. Thanks.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:29, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Taking care of it now...  Cassandra  (talk) 04:58pm  March 21, 2021

87.200.131.15

Needs a {{uw-create2}} warning. User has made 3 crap articles, 1 deleted, 1 in ICU, and 1 on QVFD. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:43, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Aye aye matey.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:36pm  March 21, 2021

A request

Please give AutoWikiBrowser access to my bot (JJPMastest). JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:48, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Ok, but then your main account shouldn't also have AWB.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:50, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Well I have both bot and user access... so... granted.  Cassandra  (talk) 08:59pm  March 21, 2021

Talkback

Hello, Cassie. You have new messages at User talk:Cassie/protection requests.
Message added 20:55, 21 March 2021 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:55, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Req

Can I add myself and other users on the users on Uncyclopedia template? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:50, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Under the condition that the given user is not currently blocked, and has either 5,000+ edits or at least 1 FA under their name I don't want it to become too much of a showroom; it's meant to be an overview.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:38am  March 22, 2021