User:MagicBus/archive4
Sorry :([edit | edit source]
I am just a tiny but drunk. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:24, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
- That's okay. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:27, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Trivia question[edit | edit source]
What is ranked by MTV as the number 1 most controversial music video of all time?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:47, 31 August 2014 (UTC)
OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit | edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop throwing tomatoes you assholes! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
Okay, so what is really going on, you may say? 'I'm about to fucking tell you. Enjoy.
Did you know that every ten seconds: another ten seconds kicks in? Yeah, mind equals blown right now, eh? Did you know that the return of one legendary user triggers other legendary users to return as well? When Argylesocks returned from his previous state (not Blue Mountain), it only was a matter of time until the legend named MadMax returned from his couple-of-months-long sojourn in the wild country known as Ethiopia. MadMax does not steal the few supplies of food Ethiopia has, you sick fuck! HE HAS A SOUL.
For those who have heard of the legendary Xamralco, he has returned to. He is an admin and a fantastic writer. We love him. You love. YOU LOVE HIM.
Okay? Okay.
Now if anyone sees Dawg, slap him and tell him to come back. And for Olipro... gosh. I can't even.------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir Peasewhizz
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Biopic For this edition of your favorite paper, the USP, we had the chance to get the Biopic for one of the biggest badasses to ever live. That person/thingy/chatter was auror, whom we found frolicking in our IRC channel one evening.
When we asked auror if she would like to be Biopic'ed (did I spell that right? SPELL CHECK PLS) she gave a powerful speech.
| “ | no | ” |
Thank you! Give it up for auror!
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (9/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The USP will be delivered on Sundays now. (or around then)
Chat Quote
[17:42] <ColinAYB> Kippy is forever topical
[17:42] <ColinAYB> Just like the lotion he uses when he takes it to the hub.
[17:46] <Kippy> You don't even need to see all the nudity to take it to the hub.
SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:08, 7 September 2014 (UTC)
Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit | edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop hurling babies at me! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
It is days like these when I realize what a cruel world we live in. It seems that Pee Review has bitten the dust. For just a few minutes of your day and some cash you can help solve this crisis. Seriously, you hoes.
Piss on my review quests.
Olipro is gay.------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Yes, I copied this from the last issue of the USP, you boner goblins. That picture of gold? That was also from the last issue, as well.
Uncyclopedia App
By Anton199
There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.
The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).
The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it). Biopic Alas, an actual Biopic for SEPTEMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Today, the Biopic will be on a man who carries the identity, MrC. He was doing some hardcore crunches while he was surfing the IRC and thus we gained a little more info this is a run on sentence fuk yea murica.
His origin: "Some Uncyclopedians messed around in another channel recently. After hearing all the stories and rumors, I figured I'd like to see for myself."
So when we asked MrC if he could tell us how to get, how to get to Sesame Street, he said "I don't know... bribe Cookie Monster with a cookie?"
There you have it, words of wisdom BOOI!
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VFH Highlight Of The Week Shirley Phelps-Roper (9/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Hi. This is a lazy edition of the UnSignpost.
Chat Quote
[21:46] Star651 has quit (Quit: Page closed)
[21:46] SirPeasewhizz: NOOOOO
[21:46] SirPeasewhziz: BAE
Aphex Twin[edit | edit source]
If you have time can you please Pee Review my Aphex Twin article? Thanks!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:04, 17 September 2014 (UTC)
- I'm not very good at reviewing articles... -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:42, 17 September 2014 (UTC)
Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit | edit source]
Previously, in the past, Uncyclopedia has done a project called Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization, which mimics is a battle against crap-quality articles. We recently have finished the colonization of Albert Einstein, because fuck we didn't need a good article on him before amiright?
Anyways I'm telling you this because it would be soooo sweet if we could get this running again... and I kinda need Xamralco or any other admin to combine histories again because I just found out I shouldn't have moved the project myself...------------
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins. (third issue in a row)
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Wow a third week of using the same entry in a row? GEEZ.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Ludwig Wittgenstein (9/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Please VFH, Colonize, etc.
Chat Quote
[15:07] bakpak2hvy is edible.
[15:07] TheFakeazneD525 chews on bakpak2hvy
My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection[edit | edit source]
You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.
Thanks for your vote! --
20:21, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
- You're welcome, I have a collection of my own. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:14, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit | edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
So apparently, October follows September. As we all know, Halloween follows September. This means that I get to make a suggestion, amirite?
So I was thinking long and hard one day (which was literally five minutes not twenty-four hours) about something cool we could do for Halloween this year. No, I don't mean egg your neighbor's house... I was thinking maybe we could feature something on Halloween?
Okay yes, I know this is something we basically do every year, and I know you are reading this preparing to accuse me of filling space... and you'd be right.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
From The Logs
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VFH Highlight Of The Week UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods (10/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Please VFH, Colonize, etc.
Chat Quote
<ColinAYB> Actually his lips did sink ships
<ColinAYB> In the sense that he sucked e
Retired[edit | edit source]
You're going to the shitty Oscar-Wilde-joke-filled satire website in the sky, huh? --Nikau (talk) 13:23, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit | edit source]
As we all know, a Texan man has brought the Ebola virus to the United States of America. And as country, we are all freaking out. Even Obama, who never freaks out, has freaked out. He now refuses to kiss Michelle because he has become a germophobe.
Anywho, we here at Uncyclopedia have determined that Ebola can be avoided by simple measures. We encourage everyone to wash their hands, especially after ferocious masturbation. Remember kids, diseases come for hookers. So stay away from hookers as well.
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it again!
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VFH Highlight Of The Week Firesheep (10/1)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Shabidoo's competition has begun.
Chat Quote
<Denza252> ephemey: am i trololololololing?
dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit | edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Do u think we should cancel the USP
Anyone
Biopic
Nahhh. I don't really feel like it againnn!
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VFH Highlight Of The Week UnDebate:Should women rap? (10/0)
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UnSignpost News Shabidoo's competition has ended.
Chat Quote None
The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit | edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Before time began there was the cube. Wait, hold on... yeah wrong script. Okay, let's start again. Before the internet was cool, there was no Uncyclopedia. This is because before Uncyclopedia was a website, there was this awful site for information that anybody could edit called Wikipedia. There was also catfishes and cocks.
That all changed back in 2005. When Uncyclopedia was established/founded/spawned/born/emerged/created, the internet took off. Not literally, but metaphorically... or something. The fact remains that the world, with the introduction of Unyclopedia, began to gain faith in the internet. The Amish began to use electricity after Uncyclopedia was established!
And our legacy could fade away; not unlike my basketball trick shot.
All jokes aside, Uncyclopedia may be content-free, as one could say, but it is not free to run. Uncyclopedia runs on a server and this requires money. We don't mean like the billions Obama requires, but it still needs a bit of money to be a legendary thing.
How does Wikipedia stay up then? Well, we're not Wikipedia. We're run by no employees and we're instead run by dedicated users who spend their time editing/fucking with the site that they love. Uncyclopedia is nearly ten years old, so it's not like the joy of "uncyclopediating" isn't real. It's in the Webster Dictionary.
Not every one is rich either, in fact, we're all kinda bland. Money doesn't grow on trees. Now we're not gonna hold you for ransom and we sure as hell aren't going to guilt you into donating to our cause... but think about the children that would starve without us!
Basically, read more about it here. Thanks for your time.
If you can't donate, don't. We won't force you to do something we can't ourselves.
And another thing you could do besides donate is spread the word or buy something from our store.
Anyone
Biopic
You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it!
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VFH Highlight Of The Week President Hoover (11/1)
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UnSignpost News Donate to Uncyclopedia if you can.
Chat Quote None.
You're awesome![edit | edit source]
I appreciate your services to this site. When I joined Uncyclopedia, you were always there for me. I will never forget.Xander (talk) 01:10, 28 January 2015 (UTC)
You're awesome!![edit | edit source]
I appreciate your services to this site. When I joined Uncyclopedia, you were always there for me. I will never forget. By the way, I like your userpage. It's really cool and informative.Xander (talk) 01:10, 28 January 2015 (UTC)
- Thanks man. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:12, 29 January 2015 (UTC)
Vote, Vote, Vote[edit | edit source]
It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! -- 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
Happymonkeytopic[edit | edit source]
Mr. BangBus. Do please send a topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com
Chars!
ShabiDOO 19:04, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
- Will do. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:03, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
Happy Monkey Time!!![edit | edit source]
Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.
Your topic is:
Yandere
Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! ShabiDOO 22:57, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
- I sent you my topic! WTF! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 11:18, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
- But you didn't read the rules of the competition...? Zzz
13:16, 13 August, 2015 (UTC)
- But you didn't read the rules of the competition...? Zzz
The Who[edit | edit source]
You seem to be a fan of The Who, judging by your username. Do you think their page needs improvement after I rewrote it a bit?--EpicWinner (talk) 00:39, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
- No. I think it is perfect the way it is. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:45, 22 August 2015 (UTC)
NotM[edit | edit source]
Hi! Sorry for editing logged-out, but I wanted to respond to your commentary on the NotM page. Even though EpicWinner is not a "noob" on Uncyclopedia , he is new to the fork (he has joined it in July; this site didn't exist in 2012). Cheers! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Anton199 (talk • contribs)
Hello[edit | edit source]
Just returning the courtesy! Kazimiera (talk) 14:27, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Crap, dude[edit | edit source]
Thank you for voting for my Wes Anderson article and getting it featured this time around. YEAHHH!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 00:11, 23 February 2016 (UTC)
Chat[edit | edit source]
Can we talk in the chatroom at a certain time? I have a few questions for you.--Abacab (talk) 23:21, 23 February 2016 (UTC)
- I'm in there right now. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:22, 23 February 2016 (UTC)
Psst[edit | edit source]
When userspacing incomplete or bad articles, please remember to suppress the redirect ;) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
22:00, 26 February 2016 (UTC)
- OK. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 22:17, 26 February 2016 (UTC)
VFH/VFD[edit | edit source]
Can you vote on VFD and VFH to speed up the process?--Abacab (talk) 23:06, 2 March 2016 (UTC)
- I already did. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:29, 2 March 2016 (UTC)
Australian Pink Floyd[edit | edit source]
Can you help me change the titles of the albums to Australia-related puns?--Abacab (talk) 18:06, 24 March 2016 (UTC)
- I like the titles the way they are. -- MagicEaster Bunny Happy Easter! 20:35, 24 March 2016 (UTC)
Signature[edit | edit source]
In case how can I make a signature like yours. I want a more beautiful one. Thanks!--East (talk) 04:36, 31 March 2016 (UTC)
- Go here User:MagicBus/sig, copy and paste into your own page like User:East/sig and change my username and to yours. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 10:46, 31 March 2016 (UTC)
Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit | edit source]
Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:33, 15 May 2016 (UTC)
Welcome back[edit | edit source]
O shit wat up? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:03, 19 April 2017 (UTC)
- FROSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing much, I haven't been on here in a while. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 17:18, 19 April 2017 (UTC)
Hello.[edit | edit source]
Please take a moment to carefully read this. I am aware the events in question took place years ago and its a testiment to how useless we all are that we only addressed it now, but I can't ignore what I wrote. I am hoping you do not need telling not to do it again and I hope you already know what happens if you fail to listen to these rules. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:51, 24 April 2017 (UTC)
- Yup, you don't need to tell me again. I remember. For right now, i'll be only editing pages. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:22, 24 April 2017 (UTC)
Re:Abacab![edit | edit source]
I've been good. I'm intending on getting back in the game with this site.--Abacab (talk) 01:45, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
Steve Miller Band[edit | edit source]
I rewrote this article a lot to cut down on the randomness and focus it more on the band's actual music. Since you like making classic rock articles, do you think this article could use more changes/additions?--Abacab (talk) 03:07, 23 October 2017 (UTC)
Vote, Please?[edit | edit source]
Thanks[edit | edit source]
Hey, thanks a lot for your proposal to PF4Eva about me (autopatrolled). I'm moved. :-) --Spam Removal Unit 02:07, 6 September 2018 (UTC)
Greetings from Silver Cobra[edit | edit source]
Thx for the advice. Will be adding pictures soon.
Test[edit | edit source]
Just testing out my new sig, sorry to bother you. --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 17:53, 17 September 2018 (UTC)
Lists H3lp:from n00b, Qwvwe[edit | edit source]
H3110, 1 n33d h31p w1th L1sts. 1 Just n33d h0w to m@k3 a "This list is incomplete, please help us expand it" thing. thanks, sorry if you can't read --Qwvwe (talk) 19:15, 19 September 2018 (UTC) Qwvwe.Da.n00b.
- Excuse me? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:23, 21 September 2018 (UTC)
soures[edit | edit source]
Do I need to refer to sources in this wiki article or this does not matter here. --Brassmonger (talk) 12:25, 26 September 2018 (UTC)
About that message.[edit | edit source]
Hi. I wanted to say thank you for sending me that message: or did you? Yes, I made this post because I want answers. Specifically, did you actually type that out, or was it our robot overlords? 67.247.38.19 (talk) 20:32, 10 November 2018 (UTC)
- That was me using a template. But you should join uncyclopedia as a user not an IP address. If not and your IP makes a dumb edit that could get you banned... -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 21:03, 10 November 2018 (UTC)
Thx. Anyway, how could my article be improved? 67.247.38.19 (talk) 17:07, 11 November 2018 (UTC)
- No idea. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 14:47, 12 November 2018 (UTC)