Dear Unregistered User,
Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile
human being contributor!
Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY!
To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.
If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 16:13, 10 November 2018 (UTC)
Hi, join so you can be one of the fellow people who got really bored from Wikipedia and got blocked for no reason and now you are here. -- 00:07, 11 November 2018 (UTC)
- @Xing 38:
I guess that's fine too. But still, you have more things and privileges such as maybe becoming an administrator and jokebanning people for no reason because they can do that -- 19:23, 14 November 2018 (UTC)
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