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Winner for July 2008 - Cajek!

REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for Sarah Plain and Tall - quite amusing. Now one of me favorite articles (there's weed in it)

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

	World's Best Friend May 2008

You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

DJ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

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This user misses Dr. Skullthumper.

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

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Why does Cajek keep getting banned?

NOCAJEK!!

User:Cajek/Images

Cajek is only at #269 #231 #214 #208 #204 #185 #176. Won't you please link to his page?

Cajek is the 4th most active user on Uncyc, not that you care.

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