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Put some of your favorite quotes from articles, forums, talk pages, below. Any year, any month, by anyone. I would prefer it not be vandalism unless it's hilarious. Please put where you got the quote, too. It's not only for my template, it's for all of us...

(No promises it'll go into MY template, but if you make your own quote template, whore it here.)

I have my own template. It does this:

""pardon me garden pea" is a cry often heard in the location of Rose Lane, Norwich. Usually preceded by a loud belch or fart, this term is used to excuse the perpetrator of the previously mentioned misdomener." - From Pardon Me Garden Pea

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Good, huh? --UU - natter 10:58, Jun 10

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• example: "Hippos can deepthroat anything." -page   Le Cejak • <19:44 Jun 05, 2009>

• "The appropriate course of action, when confronted with The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything, involves a lot of futile resistance." -The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:56, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
• "Ban Cajek." -Uncyclopedia -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:09, 5 Jun
• "OptyC Sucks!" -OptyC's sig —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
• If you don't share that sense of humor, I dunno, go sh*t out a brick or something. Self-explanatory... S-984 23:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
• "I have nothing to declare but my genus." ~ Oscar Wilde (formerly on Genus, if memory serves). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Taxonomy, actually. Binomial nomenclature is, as I believe the kids say, the bomb diggity. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:47, Jun 7
    • Taxonomy, yes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
      • It's already in there, guys. bomb diggidy. Plus, the full quote is "I have nothing to declare but my genus," OW on being a homo   Le Cejak • <15:45 Jun 07, 2009>
        • I'm not 100% sure what binomial nomenclature has to do with buttsecks, but hey, who am I to judge? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:21, Jun 7
• "Look at all the rich and successful people around you and you will find some common links: They all wear sensible shoes. They enjoy a round of golf every now and then. None of them play the kazoo." I'm sure I've laughed at better ones but I'm too lazy to mine them from articles over 6000 years old. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  7/06/2009 @ 16:19
  • Awesome quote, Jocke!   Le Cejak • <16:53 Jun 07, 2009>
• From World of Warcraft: The main objective of the game is to click on animals. The challenge stems from the sheer volume of animlas that must be clicked to complete the game. It is estimated that over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked in order to complete WoW. That one always cracked me up. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:54, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
  • That's pretty good! In it goes.   Le Cejak • <21:34 Jun 09, 2009>
• From an IP complaining about the Michael Jackson article: I laughed harder at cancer than this rubbish. This is UNCYCLOPEDIA, not WIKIPEDIA. The humour presented in this article does not exist! I suggest you edit it within 7 days before I delete it. --92.21.174.14 Saberwolf116 00:13, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Epic. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:31 06-10-2009)

“Alternately, sit there and shake your fist at the world.”

– Modusoperandi

from Forum:VFD Time Limits --Mn-z 05:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

• "Griffin was furious to see that they hadn't separated the whites." picture caption from UnNews:Grammar Nazis and Grammar Communists Have Great Big Fight --ImNotASunbeam 21:28, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
• Maybe something from Forum:Delete IRC? It's full of potential quotes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 15 June 2009 (UTC)