User:Cajek/P

P is being reviewed by CajekHi! Your Source for Fine Scented Pee And Whatever Else Comes Out Of Him

I don't make articles funny, I make them acceptable or, if they're already acceptable, I decide if they're hilarious. Nobody can make an article funny from just a review.

Example:

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Game:Death Row

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Cajek's well-thought-out score scale:

• [10]==Brilliant. No mistakes, made me laugh out loud, (50 holy crap!).
• [9]===Way above average, +giggles: probably VFH (45)
• [8]===More than adequate, +giggles: probably VFH (40)
• [7]===Adequate, the average article (35)
• [6]===Nearly adequate (30)
• [5]===Inadequate (25)
• [4]===ICU, +eye rolls (20)
• [3]===VFD, +eye rolls, +sighs (15)
• [2]===VFD/QVFD, +eye rolls, +sighs, +vomiting (10)
• [1]===QVFD (5)
• [0]===Doesn't exist, no attempt. Reserved for the Iscore of articles without pictures ONLY. I hate giving low scores!!!!!