Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation

Article: UnNews:Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation	Score: 4.5
Nominated by:	Spıke ¬ 12:34 18-Mar-11 12:34, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
For: 7	N/F. Best UnNews of the week. Right-wing Kudlow is sanguine about the Japanese tragedy; left-wing Huffington excoriates him; TheHumbucker turns it into an UnNews; I minced words and made the Kudlow quotes lifelike and crass, instead of just crass. Zig gave the (cartoon) illustration. Spıke ¬ 12:34 18-Mar-11 For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 18 March 2011 For. Theres nothing to worry about ;) " ShabiDOO 20:11, March 19, 2011 (UTC) For It's nice to see some subtlety here, and it's got a lot of something to it. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:05, March 20, 2011 (UTC) To quote my 3rd grade teacher: "shows improvement." -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:38, March 20, 2011 (UTC) For. ~ 08:58, March 20, 2011 (UTC) for. --Black Flamingo 15:09, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2.5	Slight Against. Underdeveloped in its current state. The exposition is nice and well-written, but it's half the article. Also, you could afford to lose one of those pictures. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:02, March 18, 2011 (UTC) Against. Not good enough for front page 137.159.94.172 18:09, March 19, 2011 (UTC) Amusing, but the presentation, especially of the beginning, seems rather forced. I know the guy can do better, but I'm not sure this is would even be the one with which to bother with that. 1 2 3 4 ~ 00:32, 20 March 2011 Against I'm not really into it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. UnNews are rarely feature worthy - and this is nothing special at all. Funny bony 17:30, Mar 18 17:30, March 18, 2011 (UTC) What the hell do you guys mean by slight against? An against vote is an against vote, a -1 on the overall score. In fact, some of the harshest VFH votes I've read on this site have been "Slight Against"s. --Scofield 09:13, March 19, 2011 (UTC) All votes are liable to be changed, pending edits to the article. A "slight against" is more likely to turn into a "for"/"abstain" than a regular "against" or "strong against". Next time, try using your brain. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:23 Mar 20, 2011 I made some changes, taking out a picture and adding a paragraph. ~ Talk 19:00, March 19, 2011 (UTC)