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Fast Animals Slow Children (history, logs)

Article: Fast Animals Slow Children

Score: 0.5 children who couldn't run fast enough

Nominated by: Aleister in Chains
For: 7.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Ankh smite.png For Fattybelly wrote and illustrated a unique page. Could be featured for the pics and graphics alone, everything else is icing on the cake (which these kids would quickly chow down and then lick the plate). Aleister 3:37 30 6 MMX
  2. For. A good idea and very well illustrated. Some minor weaknesses but otherwise a feature in my view. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:23, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:27, 30 June 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 08:36, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. 190.245.75.243 17:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Family Guy!!!--Matfen 19:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. Good enough Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:12, Jul 1 13:12, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. Fattybelly 02:41, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 7
  1. Family Guy. --EMC [TALK] 03:49 Jun 30 2010
  2. Against You're taking what was a funny one-liner and stretching it too thin. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Did you guys look at Fattybelly's chops? He did a great job on this page. Aleister 4:01 30 6 MMX
  3. Against. Good chops aside, the article has very little substance. -RAHB 11:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nice, but when it said Family Guy I was thinking about that show for the rest of the article. nachlader 12:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Killed my wife, raped my kids. --nachlader 13:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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  6. Against. Per all the above, basically. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:00, Jul 2
  7. Against Family guy. -- alarming Ape (insult) (Riot Porn) 13:03, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • I think I fixed the concerns about Family Guy with a lead tweek (this without asking Fattybelly, who was unfortunetly eaten by a German Shepard this morning while out for a walk). Please take a new look, Nach and Toast, and see how it reads. Thanks. Aleister 12:52 30 6 MMX
    Did you just call the three of us TOAST? And it just isn't all that funny of a joke. It worked well as a one-liner, but a full article about it just kinda fails. Maybe Nach will feel like changing his vote, but I doubt that Nate or RAHB will. Then again, RAHB quit talking to me to "watch the World Cup and then go to sleep." In other words, once Ethine went to sleep, he got bored with me. I'm sad now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    I'll just change my vote reason to something more thinly-veiled. I still don't think it's frontpagerable. --nachlader 13:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Hey, I was almost TOAST too, and then Mordillo killed him. Damn Zionist. And yeah, Nach, since Fattybelly killed your wife and raped your kids, ya, maybe I should withdraw this nom. The bastard. Damn internet. Aleister 13:52 30 6 MMX
    I am expecting Son of Toast to make an appearance on a wiki near here soon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

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