Uncyclopedia: Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/archives

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Previous competitions

2021

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : The Aristocrats by Christopher Nolan by Cat the Colourful
• 2nd: Fairytale by Zana Dark
• 3nd: Best aristocrat ever by Shabidoo

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Dear Dude by Shabidoo
• 2nd: This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich by Zana Dark
• 3rd: HowTo:Watch Squid Game without actually watching Squid Game by Kakun

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Zana Dark	Shabidoo

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2020

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : Quentin Tarantino Presents: The Aristocrats by Mhaille
• 2nd: The Gentlemen's Aristocrats by Shabidoo
• 3rd: 2020 United States Aristocrats audition by MrX

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Female genital mutilation by MrX
• 2nd: UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask by Kakun
• 3rd: AIDS Popsicles by Shabidoo

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Mhaille	Unicode

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2019

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : The Aristocrats Any% Speedrun by xXxCaTxXx (WR) by Cat the Colourful
• 2nd: Devastating Aristocrats by Shabidoo

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Jeffrey Epstein by CandidToaster
• 2nd: Twelve little faggots by Shabidoo
• 3rd: Melmac by Kakun

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Sannse Kippy	The Wood​burninator	Cat the Colourful

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2015

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : The Great Aristocratic Old Ones by Mhaille
• 2nd: Aristo by Shabidoo

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Black paint brush of tragic angst by Shabidoo
• 2nd: Couch farting by Lord Assbutt the Fourth
• 3rd (tie): This article doesn't exist by Zana Dark
• 3rd (tie): I was going to make a gay joke by Kippy

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Zombiebaron	Mhaille

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2014

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : Where Are They Now?: The Aristocrats by RAHB
• 2nd: The Aristocrats by Shabidoo
• 3nd: HowTo:Be an aristocrat by Xamralco

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Jew space cowboys by Shabidoo
• 2nd: Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes by Everyotherusernamewastaken
• 3rd: I'm so much better than you by Mattsnow

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Zombie​baron	Kip the Dip	Every​other​user​name​was​taken

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2013

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : The Aristocrats by Aleister
• 2nd: UnReview:Parker Family Fun Time Circus by Puppy
• 3nd: The Aristocrats by Tumb13weed

Best Bad Taste Article

• : An open dream by Shabidoo

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Zombie​baron File:GrindingNelson.gif	Meep​Star​Lives	Tumb13​weed

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2011

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : Aristocrats (class) by Black flamingo11
• 2nd (tie): The Mementocrats by Thekillerfroggy
• 2nd (tie): The Aristocrats: Deleted Scenes by Xamralco
• How the fuck did this not place?: The Peasant's Dilema by Shabidoo

Best Bad Taste Article

• : The things your family doesn't know by Shabidoo
• 2nd: Incontinence (philosophy) by PuppyOnTheRadio
• 3rd: Cum Dumpster by Thekillerfroggy

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Magic man	Zombie​baron	Mimo​&​maxus

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2010

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• (tie): UnBooks:Fred by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
• (tie): The Aristocraigslist by Electrified mocha chinchilla
• 2nd: Aristocrats and baby chicks by Mrthejazz (inconceivably VFDed)

Best Bad Taste Article

• : UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting by Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
• 2nd: Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic by CheddarBBQ
• 3rd: Hitler Pharmaceuticals by Mrthejazz

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Bucknut4	Zombie​baron	Colin "All your base" Heaney

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2009

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : Crats by So So
• 2nd (tie): Aristocrats by An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
• 2nd (tie): Crats by Syndrome

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here! by Under user
• 2nd: Wii Fisting Controller by Zim ulator
• 3rd (tie): UnScripts:The cannibal, the necrophile and the coprophagist by Mahm00shA
• 3rd (tie): Search for God by PuppyOnTheRadio

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Puppy​On​The​Radio	Zana Dark	RAHB

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2008

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : The Aristocrats Christmastime Special by Prettiestpretty
• 2nd: The Aristocrats by TheLedBalloon
• 3nd: Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures by Fag

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter by Electrified mocha chinchilla
• 2nd: Gay Jesus by DrStrange
• 3rd: Abortion by SysRq

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Prettiest​pretty	Rabbi​Techno	Prettiest​pretty

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2007

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

• : Aristocrats by Zombiebaron
• 2nd: The Bureaucrats (Joke) by TKF
• 3nd: The Aristocrats by Mickey20

Best Bad Taste Article

• : Pacific War by So So
• 2nd: Why?:Use a wooden condom by UnIdiot
• 3rd: UnPoetia:I Don't Like People Who Aren't Like Me by Zombiebaron

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

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Modus​operandi	Zombie​baron	The UnIdiot <image missing>