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[1] Hello and welcome to the Vote for Me page. The sole purpose of this page is to secure as many votes in the voting system as possible. Come on, don't look surprised; someone was bound to make a page like this so just let yourself be lulled by the persuasive writing.

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Why Should You Not Vote for This Page[edit]

Yes you are reading right and nice to see that your eyes are still working. Many of you would say this sort of page is childish and pointless, but then again you could say that the whole site is. What's wrong with a bit of childish fun? If you found yourself questioning how immature this page is then you need to really loosen up a bit. For starters you're on the internet, go do something in reality, you know, that thing that exists when you look away from something with electricity coursing within its casing. This page is not harming anyone while you lot are voting for it, however the moment you don't bump its votes up, BAM! As I believe in the carrot as well as the stick, if this page makes it to the top of the scoreboard then all of its voters will be handsomely rewarded. How, you ask? You will just have to wait and see. But there is no harm in raising this page's score by one vote. This is not Bollocks; you will be rewarded. But you must vote for this page within ten seconds of reading this sentence.

Why You Should Vote for this page[edit]

This page performs miracles, it allows you to get in touch with your inner child by letting you go a bit wild and do something slightly childish. But who said it has to stop with this, why not go outside and start pratting about right now. Yes, now, go on, bye.

Testimonials / User Feedback[edit]

These are all real testimonials given by real people, if you have one, add it to the list, remember to sign it so you can be credited.



love, gustav talk at menope 00:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot.JPG "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 12:43, 28 December 2006 (UTC)


-- Brigadier   Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN  UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:10, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

--  Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png  (talk to me)

-- Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

--  Sir Mafagafo Icons-flag-br.png (talk to 
me) 22:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie 22:03, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

 --JohnQ.Public 23:11, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:44, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:00, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

-- mowgli 08:39, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:30, 29 December 2006 (UTC)


-- David Gerard 00:41, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:53, 30 December 2006 (UTC)


--General Insineratehymn 15:44, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

--BaCaRuDa 17:53, 31 December 2006 (UTC)


Mightywayne 18:32, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

User:Nintendorulez 21:11, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 11:49, 2 January 2007 (UTC)


Yes 22:41, 2 January 2007 (UTC)


Lazylaces17:29, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


--Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 17:30, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


-Swordmaster 17:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


--Procopius 18:39, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


--K19D 5 of January, 2007


--AAA! (AAAA) 07:09, 7 January 2007 (UTC)


--Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:16, 7 January 2007 (UTC)


--Gubby 19:11, 10 January 2007 (UTC)


--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:15, 13 January 2007 (UTC)


--Soul Provider 18 of January, 2007


--Wehpudicabok 20:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)


--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 23:49, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


-- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:10, 3 September 2007 (UTC)


-- Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:34, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Footnotes[edit]

  1. Note, everything wasn't fine. I clicked this button and I died 2 days later. I was diagnosed with cancer 6 months before, but that has nothing to do with it.
  2. I didn't win the lottery.
  3. I only got to 2nd base. What a gip!
  4. Why does everyone else get cool stuff while I remain a lonely virgin...

See Also[edit]