User:Kentucky19ducky

Kentucky19Ducky
Japanese name	Richard Nixon
Stage	19
Evolves to	Gerald R. Ford
Generation	Generation of Awesomeness
Species	Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary
Type	Telepathic
Height	7 Foot 14 Inches
Weight	That of a poptart
Ability	Sleep/Read your mind like the helpless human you are
Next Pokemon	Monkey McGee
Previous Pokemon	Kentucky18Ducky

Masterpieces

• Ass Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionaries First Article written other than my user page.

Stuffummss about moi

Kentucky19Ducky is the son of a Boar and Your Mom, and is God's Gift to women. And Cows. There are too forms of Kentucky19Ducky, the User, and the Food. The food is tasty, and now that I think about it, the user is too. Yum. Back on topic, the "User" Kentucky19Ducky is a failure at life and doesn't deserve to exsist. He currently lives in England, where he runs around Amusment Parks, Kicking babies, his version of Abortion. He is also a card carrying member of the Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary club. He is treasurer. It is likely however, that you came to this article to learn about the food.

Kentucky19Ducky is a food/|drug| that is mainly served on crackers and folded peices of American cheese. It tastes good on pancakes too. Many believe it originated in Finland and was brought everywhere by shitmongers. It is available exclusivley at Sears Grand.

Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky

There are very few logical Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky or "K19D", as we will refer to him (me), seeing how Kentucky19Ducky is a bitch to type. Anywho, the only known purposes to use K19D, is to:

• Use as Bait For Grues -Very effective, but seeing how K19D is small and inferior, it doesn't give you as much time as say....a different grue.
• Teacher for Emos -He is a master at cutting himself.
• Give it a home -That is, if wasting money for rent is what you do in your spare time.....

Illogical Purposes of K19D

• Allowing him an account on Uncyclopedia
• Car Key Holder
• Bait for gnomes - Gnomes are picky eaters.
• Enslavement -Actually, that's not a bad idea, really.

Note To You

Yes you. I see you hanging around this page. Well guess what? Don't fuck with It. Especially you, Karen DiGangi, of Ellicott City, Maryland. I know where you live. You aren't funny. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.

Things You May Or May Not Have Known About K19D

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This mathematical user loves pi

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

Kentucky19Ducky In A Former Life

• I was once a Pig. Seriously. Don't believe me? Well you are wrong, so deal with it, Asshole.
• I have been eaten by a grue. Nine Times. I'm like the 50 Cent of getting attacked by grue.